Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

1. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

   #241

   the LOTR and HP stuff will need to be deleted if it turns into a movie script!
   Copyright you know!
   
   
   Im interested in helping write a script!

2. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

   #242

   Yeah, I know. That copy write stuff is no fun But we could start any time. I am just a little busy this summer, Drivers ed and summer school and Work.
   and Prantices but that is about it. I dont want to just give out my addy so like I said PM me if youre serious. I dought it would make it past the producers but it's worth a shot.

3. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

   #243

   will do. But actually, hollywood is really strange, you never know what they might do!

4. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

   #244

   Thats what I am hoping. :D See if it does make it I want to play the part of the kid who takes a swan dive into the cake.

5. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

   #245

   but Im the one who posted that, I want to be him!!

6. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

   #246

   Didnt yours dive into the punch?
   Oh, well then I want to run over the Mean old lady who hits people with her cane and cusses at them, with a golf cart.

7. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

   #247

   Okay, I take this as a personal challenge. I'll play with it and see what I come up with. You have been forewarned.

8. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

   #248

   maybe mine did hit the punch. That lady was the grooms grandmother. He is mad you ran her over, and he began to turn green and get very big. We wont like him when he's angry!

9. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

   #249

   Hopefully he is a happy drunk!

10. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #250

    maybe, but the last time he got drunk, 4 cows went missing, and the local pub reported seeing a 4-assed bear!

11. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #251

    Oh! Did you hear that a few years ago he went to the police station swaring he was not drunk. But he reported seeing a large Pink egg laying Monkey?

12. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #252

    and he did. Just a week before the monkey had been freed from the county jail by a band of floating tin-foil men.

13. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #253

    Oh those poor kids. They were there when those men in tin-foil walked out.
    They had braces and fillings. They began bawling from the pain and people bacame freaked out, because they thought the tin men would hurt them too.

14. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #254

    but their fear was unnecessary, for it was the monkey that hurt them, by flinging his Pink eggs at them!

15. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #255

    The Tin Men got so mad that when an egg fell on them It was fried to a pink crisp!

16. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #256

    the pigs were happy though, pink eggs dont go good with bacon!

17. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #257

    Yeah, pink isn't a good color for meats. Although Pink is a nice color for that big bouncer at the club 'Citadel Caverns' He's that huge guy, with a crew cut and huge muscles (sp?) he wore a pink t-shirt last weekend.

18. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #258

    whatever you say, I wasn't there, I wa too busy hunting the wild Chipmunk, that was terrorizing several small villages!

19. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #259

    Oh after that club I went opossum rounding. a couple of other 'humans' and I had to round them up because they were sneaking into our houses and stealing our blankets. Heaven knows what they wanted with them so we had some of the town donate blankets and we fallowed them and they were usuing them to toss up the trees so they could go up and down without breaking a nail! We were laughing so hard that they decided to just use the tree to climb. They sure are selfconcious little critters

20. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #260

    Ya, well at least you didnt have to deal with the orange aliens who were stealing our pants!

21. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #261

    I wondered where my pants from on the closeline went.
    Did you see that Giant Cat/Monster thing? It ate everyones underpants from their drawers and closets. So everyone had one pair.
    I saved the day and poped the things stomach with a pin and underpants went flying everywhere and People went around screaming picking them up.
    (This might have happened before you returned)

22. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #262

    But sadly, one pair of underpants was never found, and has become cynical for being forgotten. It lies in a cave, waiting for the day it can take its revenge upon mankind.

23. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #263

    It will smother each person and frighten them with it's skid mark in the middle. Untill a supre hero like "Fighting Conga Man" saves the world!

24. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #264

    Actually only men have to fear, as all it does is shrink continually once you put it on!

25. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #265

    Well if it flies and gets caught on anyones face... Not pretty.

26. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #266

    no, whats not pretty is Modern Art.

27. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #267

    I like some. Like the abstracts rite? I like thoes

28. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #268

    Abstract Art is not the same thing as Modern...Well, a boot in the middle of a white canvas, elephant dung on the Virgin Mary, or a red dot in the middle of a white canvas is not art, so I'll just call it Modern Crap.

29. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #269

    Well, I also find the Wierd twists of metal oddly attractive. And Paintings are always great. Although I hate when someone says "Dude your art sucks!" To me art is art. And some of it might not be your cup of tea. So be it and let the artist work!

30. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #270

    No! I refuse!
    
    Anybody who parades around calling themself an artist, being all pretentious, and then the best thing they can churn out is a red dot in center of a canvas that they name "Untitled", is not an artist. They are a pretender. They claim that their "art" (crap) has some sort of message. I haven't found it. And you know what the worst part is? They get millions of dollars for it! In Britain, a Modern "Artist" (Crapist) nailed an empty black trash bag to the ground and called it "The Futility of Being Human". Explain that. It wouldn't bother me so much if they didn't claim that their art means something, because it doesn't.
    
    Abstract art is a canvas that actually has a suitable amount of paint or something on it. It's difficult to tell where Abstract ends and Modern Crap begins.
    
    I do like the metal, though.

31. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #271

    Okay I agree the trash is stupid but I find that if you just let people be they are much more happier

32. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #272

    Ive found the only use for the metal is to hurl it into the sea, and watch the strabge splashes it makes!

33. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #273

    I never said that I wanted to burn it all. I just don't like it.

34. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #274

    Dont throw it into the Ocean. It hurts the pretty dolphins. :cry:

35. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #275

    "Scottish bastard!"
    "One-balled Yankee plunger!"
    "Die, Scotsman, die!"
    "URAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!"

36. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #276

    Riiiiight then. :shock:

37. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #277

    ummmmm, that is possibly your strangest outburst yet.

38. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #278

    I think so. I also think that I have heard it before....

39. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #279

    well for me it is! I tune most of his stuff out though.

40. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #280

    I ment else where. Oh, I donno!

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