Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

1. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

   #361

   NO!
   *tries to take the NzaaaAAK out of SNOEHFVOE but settles for some Dr Pepper instead.*

2. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

   #362

   *grabs a Dr Pepper with the Captain and forgets the randomness...for a while at least!*

3. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

   #363

   Dr Pepper is the best.

4. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

   #364

   Deffinatly, anything else falls miserably short!

5. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

   #365

   I dunno...Vanilla Coke is pretty good...

6. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

   #366

   Not even vinilla coke can compare my flightless friend!

7. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

   #367

   That is true, snipe, that is true. Nothing compares to Dr Pepper.

8. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

   #368

   then why, may I ask, did you contemplate vanilla coke?

9. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

   #369

   BECAUSE I LOVE IT!

10. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #370

    GAGAGGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAG I H8 VANILLA COKE BAGHHHHLALAGHHHH IT TASTES LIKE A WEAT SACK FULL OF RATS THAT ARE FULL OF LARVA!!!!
    
    that is all.

11. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #371

    No it's not. Because H8 is not a word.

12. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #372

    sure it is. h is a letter and 8 is a number together they make "h8".

13. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #373

    Nope. You meant to say "hate". But you said H8 instead. H8 is combination of a letter and a number, and also part of that loathsome abreviated script. HOW I HATE IT! "U" and "H8" and "SK8" are NOT WORDS, GODDAMMIT!

14. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #374

    U need to calm down and go sk8 or im might just h8.

15. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #375

    Actually, I think we had this conversation before and agreed if someone used those words we could ridicule them.
    
    *pulls down umbra's pants and spanks him in front of all*

16. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #376

    :what:

17. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #377

    remember, I said something in that abreviation text and you all blew up on me!

18. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #378

    Just speaking for myself, please keep IM/chatspeak in the IMs and chats.

19. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #379

    Yeah.....
    
    Um Snipe WHY did you spank him?!? please answer me that...

20. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #380

    Or was that more of a classic reach around.

21. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #381

    Well, it was agreed that whoever used the IM speech was succeptable to punishment, I merely enforced the laws set down by my fellow citizens.

22. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #382

    Well, we didn't say you had to spank him...

23. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #383

    AYEM LYR MEHT

24. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #384

    well, what else can I do?
    
    besides dump him in boiling acid.

25. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #385

    You could pretend you're a surgeon, cut him open for some "surgery", and, while he's under, fill his stomach with natron!

26. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #386

    Or, I could reprogram his computer through the net so that the radiation will alter his DNA and turn him into a weasel!

27. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #387

    Wow... I had forgotten about this.... But I thought it was under a different name *shrugs* oh well, *sipps deiter*

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