Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

1. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

   #281

   I must agree with The capn when I say that alot of people pretend. For the world of art many times it comes down to a name if a person can get his or her name known then they can ckome up with something dumb like trash bags and then call it art since art is a free form of expression if a person with a well known name puts some meaningless explanation behind it many feel who are they to say its is a peice of shit???

2. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

   #282

   actually there are people who will believe almost anything is "fine art". You just have to find them to give your reviews. People also believe whatever their newspaper tells them so you are set!

3. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

   #283

   "Hi would you like this wonderful piece of art?"
   "It's a pice of shite if you ask me!"
   "Ah, but you are missing the fine point of the artwork. It symbolises the life of the human."
   "What is the poop for?"
   "Our bowles"
   *looks like I am missing the fine line between art and non-art*

4. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

   #284

   Right, but some people will look at that piece of shit and go:
   
   "wow, a piece of shit that symbolizes our very existence in our own bowels. Fine art!"

5. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

   #285

   See! That's exactly what I'm saying!

6. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

   #286

   yep, people are generally idiots!

7. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

   #287

   And here comes the Einstien quote again.

8. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

   #288

   Na, Ive done that too many times, its your turn Almatari!

9. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

   #289

   How did it go?
   
   "Two things are infanate, human stupidity and the universe. I am not so sure about the former."
   
   Or sumthin like that. :?

10. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #290

    "Only two things are infinite: the Universe, and human stupidity. And I'm not so sure about the first one."
    
    Haha! You spelled infinite wrong! You spelled infinite wrong!

11. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #291

    well you curse in penguin, so you 2 are even!

12. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #292

    *sniff, sniff* :cry: I cant help it that I cant speal :cry:

13. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #293

    Its not your fault, its the media!

14. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #294

    True true. They cant even get away from computer lingo in the movies. (ex. 2 Fast 2 Furious)

15. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #295

    havnt seen it, but the media is very stupid.

16. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #296

    I havn't seen it either. The only reason I would go to a movie like that is if a guy draged me there and handcuffed me to the chair.

17. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #297

    what if you thought the guy was really cute and he wnted you to go?

18. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #298

    What if a band of starving, rabid, crazed monkeys dragged you to the movie theater, held your eyes open, and made you watch "Too Fast, Too Furious"?

19. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #299

    then she would bite the monkeys arms until they gave up!

20. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #300

    I probably wouldn't bite them, diseases and such but I would call for my 'anime-hating, other-quoting joined-right-at-the-same-time' bow-shooting elf and 'air elemental' penguin to save my butt.
    
    And if it was a hot guy, I don't think I would notice the movie, do you?

21. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #301

    I dunno. Would you?

22. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #302

    beats me, Im not you, and not a girl for that matter either!

23. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #303

    I probably wouldn't if it was my guy of choice. ^_^ If it was a blind date the guy was good looking, but he wasn't interesting I would have a wonderful time picking at my shoes and huming VERY loudly to the Mission Impossible theam song. :D

24. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #304

    thats pretty funny!

25. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #305

    I would probably act as weird as possible.

26. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #306

    ummm not sure what I would do!

27. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #307

    I would probably moap around then act really hyper and like run off with my friend who I would have called from the bathroom and spend the rest of the date with her.

28. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #308

    youd ditch the guy? You will never be married!

29. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #309

    Why would I marry a guy who is boring! I want to marry someone fun! Like for our honeymoon we would go bungee jumping.

30. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #310

    on the same bungee? that might work!

31. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #311

    yah until you reached the bottom :lol:

32. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #312

    Yeah it would be double. I would wet myself, if I went alone.

33. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #313

    umm if you go double you get a stronger cord. Wont hit bottom, after all they have cords for people up to 500 pounds!

34. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #314

    I don't think it is possible to hit bottom. It would kill somebody and they wouldn't be in bussiness anymore

35. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #315

    oh its entirely possible. You know how women lie about their weight? Well if they are to heavy for the cord, it will break!

36. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #316

    Okay, it is not possible to lie about around ninety pounds, If you weigh 200 and you say 110, that's just a little noticable, don't cha think?

37. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #317

    Where's Adel?!!

38. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #318

    We have gone over this before!!!

39. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #319

    no its not that noticable. They ask your weight, you say a number, they give you the cord no questions asked. They've been sued more than once for telling a woman she's fatter than she sais she is.

40. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #320

    Well, they should learn from that and have a scale handy. And they should have a system for like a thicker rope just in case

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