Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

1. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

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   IA CTHULHU! CTHULHU FTAGHN! IA NYARLATHOTEP! IA, IA, IA!
   
   All hail GREAT CTHULHU, who art the lord of all on the Earth! Hail Cthulhu, High Priest of Azathoth!
   
   IA CTHULHU!

2. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

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   yet again, beware the captains randomness! It creeps up on you!

3. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

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   Unguruhbaldi.
   Vasatuiru-ekt takeytanut. Vassasz gkukurugazza.
   
   Gzahn-tahkra'ut, sehsiabahludah.

4. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

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   ok thats a little too random, take it down a notch captain!

5. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

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   Bah!
   
   Never!

6. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

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   By the way, Almatari, about your Rennaissance Child-ness, I have one thing to say:
   
   Kull Wahad!

7. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

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   your scaring the new girl! Let her at least get her land legs first! And besides, I promised not to let it get out of hand!

8. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

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   Well, all I'm saying to her now is this:
   
   Kull Wahad!

9. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

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   well, I suppose thats the best we can hope for!
   *turns to the sheildmaiden*
   "May I offer we take a stroll away from this crazyness, and meet more of the "civilized" folk?

10. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

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    No funny business, elf! This one is my charge! Still I say, Kull Wahad!

11. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

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    funny business? an elf? never! I was offering her my services as a guide! You are welcome to come along as well!

12. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

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    Oh, ok.
    
    (Though perhaps you don't understand what I mean....)

13. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

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    well it is possible as I am unawares of the meaning of Kull Wahad

14. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

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    Kull Wahad! (High Galach): "I am profoundly stirred!"

15. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

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    ok. Umm, not sure how that fits. Anyways, lets try and make this woman feel at home!

16. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

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    I say "Kull wahad" because I am profoundly stirred by how accomplished Almatari is.

17. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

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    ahh, now it makes sense, sorry, I am a little slow today

18. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

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    WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

19. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

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    :shock: Forget the new girl your scaring me (just kidding capn') :wink: Hello my name is Adel. I am also an elfling. Don't worry about the Grog Heads. They are completly harmless and throw a great party! But they will be grumpy in the morning!

20. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

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    ya, we not pleasant then!

21. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

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    :lol: But the rest of the time you guys are funner than a barrel full of monkies!

22. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

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    Not sure how I missed this post. Sure took left into randomness didn't it? That didn't take long.
    
    Welcome and thanks for introducing yourself and don't mind the loonies. I would say they settle down, but they don't....and I think the Penguin bites. Always carry a flask of grog with you and you should be able to tame him. :wink:

23. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

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    Ok, I posted yesterday and 28 hits already!
    I thank you for welcoming me. Well, normaly I am pretty sane. Us warriors must keep a level head (which, I belive, may be swelling to your kind [but crazy] comments) Elfs! well, this should be an experiance. I do need to catch my Land legs at the moment. Thanx for responding it truly made my day! :D

24. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

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    Ummmmmm................Elf-food...(Drools and gurgles)
    Need food! Elf-food! Where's Grimalkin when you need him?

25. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

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    Obviously not here :D hehe

26. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

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    Yarr! Be yeh lookin out!
    (Fires a boquet of roses out of a cannon at Almatari)

27. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

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    you shot flowers at her Almatari I do believe that is as close to a compliment from the capn' as you or anyone else will ever get! j/k :wink:

28. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

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    Thanks, :D A compliment I see it as.
    If that's ok with you Captian.

29. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

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    Needless to say the Capn' has his moments of charm!

30. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

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    Hm,
    *stands up and runs to the bathroom*(being a warrior is not pleasent work
    must freshen up a bit* :wink:

31. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

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    I wouldn't worry about it too much... He is a penguin after all! j/k Capn' :wink:

32. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

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    Still, it doesn't mean there might be posibilities out there.
    
    Plus I was begining to stink :|
    
    I am only human ( altho, I wish I were an elf)

33. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

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    According to my friends i am as close as it gets ( they say I carry some of the same features that are common in all things elvin!

34. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

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    no fair! I look like a hobbit! I am serious. I have curly brown hair and am very short only five-two. I dont have big ugly feet tho.

35. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

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    I have long straight brown hair with natural highlights in the front (my blondes: gives me an excuse to ac dumb sometimes) High cheekbones my eyes are green most of the time but will change to blue and gray, I am slendor and well I am short to I don't guess that fits to well I am also 5 2"

36. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

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    yeah, being short sux, all o' my friends are like five in. taller than me

37. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

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    Oh forgot to mention my ears are slightly pionted!

38. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

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    "more specifically she is a woodland elf not a sylvan elf!" states Adel's best friend Eric.

39. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

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    no fair I am sorta softly rounded, not fat three years ago i was fat. i am so not fat. but the hobbits are softly rounded. sam is, anyway, frodo had a pointy face but was still cute.

40. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

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    I didn't type that Almatari meet my friend Eric. I swear you leave to get a drink and he just takes over! Frodo was cute! But sam had his high points When I first got the nickname I hated it but, I gues it has kinda grown on me. it started in High school but followed me to college!

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