Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

1. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

   #201

   so thats what those bit marks in my arm are!

2. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

   #202

   Then, they discovered that the bottom layer of the cake was made of styrophome and paint!

3. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

   #203

   eww! grandma cooties! Get away from me! j/k :D

4. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

   #204

   the middle layer was only a cardboard cutout!

5. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

   #205

   In the salad? Hm tasted good. :shock:

6. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

   #206

   Then, that beast from the hills ran in and massacred the band before smashing through the wall and running off!

7. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

   #207

   and yet the wedding carried on. Then a horrible mutation caused the brides face to swell about 5 times its normal size. The man thought she was hiddeous and left her!

8. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

   #208

   ahh, yes. Did you see the Grandpa stealing the kids skateboard? He broke his hip and had to go to the hospital. I was laughing so hard I thought they would have to knock me out.

9. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

   #209

   then a stray baseball from the nearby stadium flew through the window and knocked you out for them!

10. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #210

    And the groom and best man spontaneously combusted!

11. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #211

    Then I was revived by my aunt who stepped on my face while chasing her son in the 90 year old lady's wheel-chair My poor nose is broken!

12. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #212

    but that was a good thing as smelly chunks of flesf from the bride landed on your face!

13. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #213

    was she torn appart by Godzilla as she was cutting the cake? I was crying over my nose too much to notice

14. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #214

    no, godzilla was busy debating with japaneese tourists over his copyright contract.

15. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #215

    Oh, I heard that on the "Reality TV" News. So it was a Flying Gnome that did it. I thought I saw it.

16. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #216

    Then Rodan swooped down and carried of the flower girl and ring bearer!

17. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #217

    but the flower girl was a hippie, and new the power of flowers! She beat the hippogriph so bad hes the only creature in heaven with a wheel-chair!

18. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #218

    Poor Groom, The screaching eals got to him as he swam after his bride.

19. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #219

    Rodan isn't a hippogryph! He's a mutant pterodactyl who fights Godzilla! Jeez! Know your Godzilla lore!

20. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #220

    dont stray to far into the princess bride, but the fire swamp did claim the best mans life :cry:

21. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #221

    The ROUS Got the brides maids. Bit off their arms and legs and every one else was corrnered by the Sewer Gators who were stepped on by trolls on the search of Troll wives They took some of the women guests and some of the men too :shock:

22. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #222

    those must have been some ugly men!

23. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #223

    No it was the colonge. The guys showered in it and the only good smelling things the trolls have ever smelled were girls. Not that They smelled good (the guys) but they sure smelled better than those darn trolls!

24. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #224

    ya, the trolls were responsible for the soap in the tubas!

25. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #225

    Don't forget the time bomb in the roast turkey dish!

26. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #226

    Oh Shoot! I ate that. Excuse me * Runs to the loo*
    
    
    Pardon the quick subject change:
    Okay, I just heard something freaky. I am watching E! at the moment and I just heard that some London Producer is making Lord of the Rings a musical!!!!! :o :shock: :o :shock:
    No way!!! I loved the movie How can they make it a MUSICAL!!!
    
    You can resume talking about the Time bomb in the Turkey I ate.

27. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #227

    Oh one more thing (don't stray to much into this subject I like the other one) I was told today that I should basicaly become an actress! one of my teachers who was with me in NY told me today that I should do speach and Drama and that I would fit in well. She also said that I was a riot! Yay me! :D :D :D :D :D :D

28. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #228

    unfortunatly the bomb exploded as you ran to the bathroom. There are now turkey guts all over your inards, and you will slowly become one!

29. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #229

    Didn't the minister suddenly sprout eyes all over his body and start singing the Swahili translations of Elvis songs?

30. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #230

    thats a common mistake. It was Led Zeplin songs!!!

31. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #231

    And the organ player turned into a Chicken- A Giant Chicken. It started to squaqk and it saw the man in the hot dog suit and thought it was a giant worm and the man in the suit saw the Chicken looking at him sao he ran and ran and the Chicken cought up with him and ate him.
    
    (This would make a great movie. My F***ed up Wedding do it in a home-video format thing it would be awesome)

32. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #232

    ya, but we would have to tone it down a little bit. This si to much as its all happening at once!

33. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #233

    No that is how it would be one thing spouts another. Like smoke=fire
    Godzilla=Flying purple Monkey

34. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #234

    we dont want to lose our audience though. That will happen when the ground opens up and a flying green pig with 5 eyes shows up and farts in the tuna sandwiches!

35. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #235

    And they will loose their lunch (breakfast, dinner, second breakfast, whatever) when the little kid starts to poke those farted tuna sandwiches which for some unknown reason are moveing. :wink: And the poor kid passes out from the smell.

36. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #236

    And everytime a kid passes out, a pixie gets its wings! So now there are masses of pixies carrying random things away and placing them on the chandeliers!

37. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #237

    And the Harry Potter kids come rushing in trying to catch them. Hagrid comes in too and some of the "ladies" (the brittish aristocrats) faint from the mere sight of the poor man.
    
    dont worry HP is not going to last here because, In rushes A man a dwarf and an Elf with a bow :D Along with a few hundred men on horse back.
    
    "What business does a man, a dwarf and an elf have in the Riddemark?"
    "Uh, excuse me sir." a young girl pipes up, "but, you are not in the Riddemark any longer."
    "Oh, Shoot I've gotten us lost. What will uncle say!"
    
    Boromir sits up from his death position on the ground "They've got a cave cake." but his mouth forms the word troll. The women surround him "Er, I'm dying now!" and he flopps down to the ground.
    "For that, Brother of Gondor, you recive a sholder squeeze." says Aragorn.
    The wedding singer starts his song.
    "There is a Fell voice upon the air." Legolas says
    "I cant see." Gimli whines
    "Would you like a box or do you want me to tell you what is happining?" Legolas laughs at his short friend.
    Frodo and Sam Drag Gollum into the Chapel and Gollum Cries "Not the Church It hurts USSSSS!"
    "Oh, Shut tup!" Sam says "I've had enough of your whining stinker. Maybe Church will put taters in your mouth."
    "What is taters precioussss!"
    "Po-tae-toes!"
    "Shh, look an Oliphant!" actually it was only a dog but to the hobbits it looked quite large.
    A horade of orcs barge through the doors and kidnapp all of the LotR people and take them away to die like Merry and Pippin were supposed to.
    But of course they get away and finnish out their quest.

38. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #238

    46 posts since I brought this subject up! Go me!

39. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #239

    Hmmm....That would make an interesting movie. A movie with no plot. But a movie nonetheless.

40. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #240

    It would Some people (like me) love that stuff. I would love to make a movie script so ya'll PM me and get my addy if you are interested!

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