Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

1. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

   #161

   :x No spiders!!! ick!!! I have three dogs Merlin Sampson and Eyeore, two Cats Rascal and Koa' Ko Kung (Ko Ko or thunder, the name my brother gave to him cause he is terrified of it!) Ko Ko is the pyschic kitty and Rascal is the cat who will litterally eat anything! I have an Iguana marlowe and a Racoon named reese. My chipmunk just died though (Rascal ate him :cry: ) his name was Dale!

2. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

   #162

   I only have one dog, Friday. Hes really stupid but the gentlest dog youve ever seen. I also have a 17 year old cat that I dont see very often as she stays outside. No other pets, but Im trying to get a ferret.
   
   (I had a hamster but it killed itself. It was in its little plastic hampster ball and kamkazied down the stairs :cry: )

3. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

   #163

   Okay thats funny. I have one dog Faith and a guinie Pig Rascal (named after my Rabbit[my brother gave it that name]) I use to have three cats but they all off and killed themselves. :cry: along with a rabbit (Rascal the first) but we had to give him away. I had a dog named Shadow and we thought we were moving to Tennessee but that never happened so we gave him to a farm owner. I also had a plethera of cats that lived in the woods but we owned them they were spawned from my first cats Mitty and Matty, From Wise Old Dog the book. I like animals but they all have to leave me :cry:

4. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

   #164

   Ya, my cat is the opposite. 17 and still kickin!

5. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

   #165

   hm mine only live for a year. I am surprised my Dog hasn't been poisened yet :shock:

6. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

   #166

   oh sorry, I must of skipped your house this year!
   j/k j/k j/k

7. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

   #167

   Well I hope so I actually like my dog thank you very much. She is an Aussie Shepard/ German Shepard/ Newfoundland and has the prittiest coat of fur you have ever seen.
   
   Adel You realy like psycic Cats don't you.

8. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

   #168

   my dogs a black lab. (purebred which is rare for labs!)

9. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

   #169

   Wow, Youre lucky because your dog surely doesnt hate water, being a lab and all. But my dog hates even the hose.

10. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #170

    ya, we are getting a pool so he will have fun!

11. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #171

    Ben: 12 years old, terrified of thunder, lightning, fireworks, loud noises, certain other noises. Border Collie.
    Eddie: 17 years old, brave, stupid, smelly. Mutt.
    Emma: 11 years old, outside cat. Mutt-cat.
    Marshmallow: 4 years old, stupid, fat, nice cat. Don't know his breed.
    M.C. Hamster: A hamster who escaped from his cage long ago and I'm sure he's mutated and is living somewhere around me.
    Bub and Bob: Squirrels that get lunch at my window.
    Dude: A cat who I see around sometimes. Doesn't belong to me, but often gets fed by me.

12. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #172

    :D Yes I love my cat Ko Ko ! he is litterally the smartest cat I have ever had Opens and closes doors thurns on the tv when his favorite show comes on (one life to live ... go figure didn't get it from me I despise soap operas) turns up the radio but only with certain songs. will get in the shower with you refuses tok eat any where else except the dining room table but will only eat the cheap catfood! and on top of that he is pshycic ... no hear me out I was joking about the spider but when my sister had her car accident he did everything in his will to stop her from going he unpluged her alarm clock. kept unpluging the hair dryer hid her makeup bag as well as many other diversions then that morning as the rest of the house hold was still sleeping Ko Ko began to wail and ran from my room to our sliding glass door just wailing and carrying on then stopped abruptly and ran to were the telephone sits in our kitchen as soon as he started to paw furiously at the phone it rang and it was the hospital calling telling us that my sister Leah was in an accident!

13. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #173

    my dog is the biggest idiot youll ever find. He picked up a big stick in the back yard. In trying to get up the stairs, it was discovered the stick would not fit. Yet every time he would try to walk up and would be stopped as the stick hit the side of the rails, he would back up, look confused, and try again. He tried about 15 times before I took the stick from him!!!

14. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #174

    My Guinie Pig wont move. I once thought he was dead and started to poke him and he started to squeak. But Even if I take him out of his cage he will just sit there no mater what I try.

15. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #175

    thats...just...a little strange.

16. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #176

    I swear to Inferno that M.C. Hamster is living in my basement and stealing my food! He's mutated into a giant, cat-sized, rodent monstrosity and he wears a broken pair of sunglasses! I'm not lying to you! He really does live in my basement! He's a giant hamster!

17. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #177

    well thats what you get for naming rodents after rap stars.
    RAP SUCKS

18. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #178

    Hey now!
    It's a cultural expression! You have no right to go around screaming that this music or that music is stupid just because you personally don't like it! I used to hate, HATE punk music, you know, bands like Good Charllote and MxPx. And I still hate them. Except for Alien Ant Farm and Green Day. But anyway, I still hate them. But they don't suck to some people. So why say they suck?

19. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #179

    first, rap isnt even music. Its a near random drum beat with people TALKING about their problems. Also, good scharlott is good, but those bands you mentioned arn't true punk bands. Also, if a person doesn't voice his oppinions, do they really have any substance?

20. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #180

    Now look here you!
    Green Day was the FIRST true punk band, after Nirvana!
    I'll cure you of your hatred of all of a certain kind of music. Look up the underground rap band called Living Legends (Livin' Legends). They actually make music that has an actual message. Not like Good Charlotte. I don't like Good Charlotte. Or Blink 182. Or most all punk. But it doesn't suck.

21. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #181

    I am like the only person in my school who isn't punky or Thug or Goth. I like Queens of the Stoneage and Real Rock you know. I only own Punk music because I have to have it when my friends come calling.

22. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #182

    I stand by what I said. Rap cannot be considered music. Im sorry, but that is just crazy. Next they'll be telling us that the news is "reality TV"

23. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #183

    I like the Donnas, Living Legends, Alien Ant Farm, Green Day, Darkest of the Hillside Thickets (They make Cthulhu music), and a bunch of little tiny bands.

24. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #184

    I just turn on the radio. If i like it i keep it. If I dont i hit search!

25. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #185

    I hate "Reality TV" it has no plot what-so-ever and the plot it does have someone paid them to make out when they were "drunk" Don't like it...

26. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #186

    now your the one complaining about things. Just because you say dont like and I say hate, doesnt mean Im more wrong!!

27. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #187

    I don't Reality TV either. It's just stupid.

28. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #188

    I still respect others wishes...

29. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #189

    thank you, I was starting to think I was the only sane one on this earth.

30. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #190

    okie-dokie then

31. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #191

    YAY!

32. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #192

    Yay! here is a toast to the sane wait I am not so sane because I am making this toast. Here is to the lovely couple who is trying to have their wedding but was so rudely interupted when I popped up and started this toast. Heres to them!

33. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #193

    thats 3 times today they've been interupted whil trying to be wed.
    *sighs*
    It just wasnt ment to be.

34. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #194

    The first was in the Cerimony I went in to stop my beloved from marrying her but it turned out to be the wrong couple. My beloved turned out he wasn' going to marry her and decided to move to Pluto without either of us :cry:

35. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #195

    Did I miss something here?
    
    Since when were people trying to get married here?

36. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #196

    beats me, I just flow with whatever anyone wants to say.

37. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #197

    I interupted Mr. and Mrs. Piggly-Wiggly Three times

38. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #198

    You know what's cool? the almighty Cthulhu.

39. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #199

    really, then they were stopped 4 times today. I fell in the punch bowl at around lunch time :oops:

40. Almatarian Wisdom (Hah! That's a good one!)

    #200

    Oh, then the grandma-lady lost he dentures in the potato salad Ick

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