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The Call of Captain-thulhu part 2
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#161That that that that! -
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#162THAT -
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#163I thought in my head I think, of something to do.
Expressions tell everything, I see one on you. -
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#164Once upon a time there was a man who did not like the word "that".
He asked the people in the realm where he so often wandered to stop saying that word,..... that.
But they did not stop, and thus the wheel started rolling with a great rumble. -
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#165What is this thread for??
For posting anything for fun?
[just asking]^_^ -
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#166Exactly. The entire cavern of inane natter is where we rant and howl and do the generally stupid things we should not do in the other forums. This thread is the ultimate inane natter thread.
Wish Alia well. I hope she recovers soon. -
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#167Cool this is the first website that the free form forums have their own place...
And Alia...
she's a little bit fine but she still needs some rest... -
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#168AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Stand aside ye punies, by Crom; here be me. -
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#169And lo, the horsemen came, a sea of green and gold, their banners waving in the breeze, and the air was silent. The armies of the enemy were disquieted for the horsemen rode with the coming of the sun, for that was their way, as they heralded the rising of the sun as the time of battle and the time of good death, and the time of blood and axes.
They started down the rise, first at a walk, then a trot. The men raised their weapons, thrusting swords and spears, throwing axes and bows, and they cheered. They let their voices rise with the sun, calling out their war cries, and their ululations of victory to come, and of cheers for their homelands. They cheered for the sunlight plains where the grass grew like an ocean of green, and the sky reached down to earth, and there was a mingling of green and blue as far as the eye could see.
For wrath, and for ruin, they gained speed. The horses stretched their long legs, and put down their heads, and the men gave them the reins. The earth shook with the thunder of hooves and a storm of arrows and the irresistable force met the immovable object. The armies of the enemy, orcs and goblin, swarthy and yellow eyed men, trolls and ogres were moved. Shields cracked and shattered under blows that carried with them the weight of the mountains, and spears were cast like lightning bolts from high.
A day of wolves... -
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#170I like to eat, eat, eat, children and bananas...wait, that was a slip of the tongue! -
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#171As long as these pants are square....
and this sponge is Bob,
I will not let you down!
HAIL SPONGEBOB
DOWN WITH CTHULULULULULU! -
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#172Ia! Ia! Spongebob fhtagn! -
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#173What the shit? -
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#174LOOK OUT!
THE HOWLING BEARMASTERS OF G'NUSHU! -
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#175Some Movies that didnt do well at the screen tests
So I married a Zombie Cannibal
The Zombie of Oz
Gone with the Zombie
Godzilla vs. The Zombies
School of Zombies
Kobolds, the Other White Meat
The Zombie of the Opera
The League of Extrodinary Zombies
The Zombie Next Door
Zombies from Mars
Killer Zombies from Mars
Killer Mutant Zombies from Mars
Killer Mutant Cannibal Zombies from Mars
Meet the Zombies
Zombie'd (dead Ashston Kutcher wanders around biting people, yelling "You got Zombied!, mayhem and hilarity ensues) -
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#176And accompanying TV shows:
Zombie My Ride
The Zombie
The Zombiesons
The OZ (Orange Zombie)
I Love the Zombies
Judge Zombie
The Zombie Show with Jon Stewart -
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#177Driving Mrs. Zombie
Honey, I shrunk the Zombies
Zombie's Big Adventure
Teenage Mutant Ninja Zombies
Cooking with Zombie
Mister Zombie's Neighborhood -
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#178After the Zombie Sunrise
The Zombie Supremacy
Fareheit Zombie 9/11
Passion of the Zombie
The Zombie Wives
Zombie's 11
Alexander(Story of the great zombie conqurer) -
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#179Some could have been classics:
Dances with Zombies
The Zombieguard
Zombie vs Zombie
Zombierunner
The Zombie report
Zombie Hill
Zomboon
Full metal Zombie
The Zombie's nest
The Zombies of Navarone
EDIT: (AG) more modest humour, a courtesy to the faint of heart -
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#180More films that never made it:
Zombie Beauty
Zombie Pie
Green fried Zombies -
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#181The Zombie Whisperer -
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#182The Good, the Bad, and the Zombie
Two Zombies for Sister Sara
Young Zombs
A Fistful of Zombies
El Zombio
The Mask of Zombie
Zombies of the Caribbean
Clash of the Zombies
Zomb-cules (Hercules)
My Fair Zombie
The soaps
All My Zombies
The Bold and the Zombie
Guiding Zombie
Days of our Zombie
Gilmore Zombies
7th Zombie
Zombie's Creek -
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#183Kill Zombie Vol. 1-2
Lord of the Zombies: Fellowship of the Zombies
Lord of the Zombies: The Two Zombies
Lord of the Zombies: Return of the Zombie
Enter the Zombie
Return of the Zombie
36 Crazy Zombies
Zombie Harbor
Zombie River
Zombie Gump
The 5th Zombie -
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#184whats with all this undead lingo, everyone knows that... wait, ill think of something. -
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#185Zombies Citadel! -
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#186ZOMBIES!?
What's with all the zombie thingy? -
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#187Zombies Citadel!
By absolute sheer coincidence (?) one of the larger cities in Midian was the Formourian city of Citadel, which was overran by zombies for several years, and only recently became inhabitable by mortals again. Ironically, it was one of the premier necromancers that helped free this city. -
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#188Zombies Citadel!
By absolute sheer coincidence (?) one of the larger cities in Midian was the Formourian city of Citadel, which was overran by zombies for several years, and only recently became inhabitable by mortals again. Ironically, it was one of the premier necromancers that helped free this city.Cool! -
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#189I don't know why I'm asking this but I just want to ask it...
What's a black whole? -
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#190Do you mean "black hole?"
This is a celestial phenomenon formed from a collapsed star. In its hyperdense collapsed state, it is so massive that its escape velocity (the speed needed to leave its gravity) equals or exceeds the speed of light. We can detect their presence from the x-rays emitted by matter being sucked into its gravitational pull. Don't believe the crap about it having infinite mass, and the bit about it being a singularity is suspect as well.
Colloquially, it means a great void or abyss. For example, insurance is a black hole--you keep throwing money into it, and the insurance company just keeps it.
It can also refer to an email (or packet) that is lost somewhere between sender & recipient without an error or bounce message.
In mathematics, it referrs to an expression that relies upon itself, such as x=x+1. It is so called, because computer programs that try to solve it get messed up, such as by stack overflow. -
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#191It is a peppercorn. 2.08oz bottle even. -
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#192I don't know why I'm asking this but I just want to ask it...
Black holes are thought to form from stars or other massive objects if and when they collapse from their own gravity to form an object whose density is infinity. ^_^!!
What's a black whole?
A black hole swallows anything that comes near it. A black hole is a region of space from which you can't escape even light. It has a horizon, wich means a region of space wich you can't escape. If you cross the horizon, you're doomed to eventually hit the singularity. Sometimes, a black hole gobbles up stars, but chances of a whole falling stars into a black hole are quite small. What heppens is, according to some X-ray scientist, the black hole the star but only gulps down a small part of it. A star in the galaxy will be sucked in by a black hole only if it wanders too close to the black hole to the black hole. Perhaps the star's orbit has been disturbed yet another star in the central part of the galaxy. As the star sails past the black hole, the enormous gravity streches the star to the point of tearing it to pieces. In this process, (I think I'm adding to much things here??) called tidal disruption, most of the remains of the star can often escape the black hole. Some small fraction of the star's material is trapped, however, swirling around the black hole and being heated to enormous temperatures, producing the bright X-rays seen a decade ago. As the remains of the star finally fell into the black hole, there was a little left to produce X-rays, so the brightness dropped.......................... Weeeell for short a black hole is a black whirly thingy that is made of gravity.... [I don't really know how to say it for short ^_^!][Can someone help me say it in short explenation?]
This all I have recall from my old notes^_^;;
^_^!! I have nothing to do at my house so I just typed this to answer my GF's question *Hehe" I'm proud of myself* !@_@! Is it to long?? :roll: -
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#193Me, at the All you can eat Sushi bar -
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#194I haven't eaten sushi since my first date with Alia... -
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#195I haven't eaten sushi since my first date with Alia...
Yeah! That's when you said I look so innocent and beautiful :oops:
And you even choked that time.... :lol: -
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#196*shakes his head* -
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#197*shakes his head*
What's with you captain?? -
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#1988) Hey y'all, this here is Mortimer J. Drachencense, most my buddies call me Drake. Let me tell you what we've got down here at Drachencense's Used Dragons.
A new dragon is real nice, mighty fine. But who can afford one? Tell me, how much did you pay for that first dragon, the old one with the clipped wing, and the missing teeth? Not a whole lot, but you got alot of good miles out of that old brown dragon before some heroes got in and did him in. Why go out and pay good money for a high price new dragon, when a factory refurbished dragon might be just the thing you need.
:dracoliche: Lemme guess, this is what you are expecting to come down here and find. Scales all falling off and rusted, not enough huff and puff left to light a cigarette let alone terrorize a town. You can even see this poor old beasts ribs. We dont sell barrel scrapin' dragons, we sell only the best reconditioned, refurbished dragons and dracomorphs. Unfortunately we dont deal with any Asian imports, we stick with the stock European models.
How about this big boy here - :bigdragon: - just the thing for the combat heavy fellow. He's got monsterous low end torque, and gets plenty of miles per princess eaten. Breath weapon still in great condition, original finish. He's a steal at 200,000 GP.
That's alright, looking for something a little smaller - :bdragon: - This fellow here is a Czech import. Some of you are shaking your heads over those old Yugo cars, but let me tell you something, they know how to put together a Dragon. This bad boy is sleek and fast, and has great handling. He bank like a hawk, great for munchkins on pegasi.
For some of you on a tighter budget, :babyd: I've got a few of these little guys. All the features of a name brand dragon, but in a half size body. Easier on the pocketbook, and eats only a minimal number of princesses. Unlike some dragons, this compact can run on un-virgin princess. -
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#199You got anything in red? -
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#200Does dragons only eat princess's??