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The Call of Captain-thulhu part 2
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#121Hmmm...
Should I unlease the Deadly Screaming Fungi of the Lord of Pain, or the Terror Dragon of Vines that lives to destroy? -
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#122Screaming fungus please -
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#123*unleashes the Deadly Screaming Fungi of the Lord of Pain*
FEEL THE DELIGHTFUL PAIN! MUAHAHAHAHAHA-ouch, ow, ow.. Dammit, fungus, stop screaming at me! -
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#124
Am I becoming a constructive member? :?: :)
"Smiling Jake" slowly approach Greccio, struggling to walk straight. "Maaaaaaateeeeey, me lad, me constructive memmmberrrrrrr!" he exclaims, his breath vile with the stench from a ten day booze binge. Small bloodshot pig-eyes struggle to focus on the blurred shape of the uncertain young man.
"Gimme a huuuug!" Jake says and reach to capture Greccio in his lice filled embrace.
"Jake luvs you Greccio, me mate, me true friend!" Jakes words are accompanied by a bursting spray of spit. Then Jake collapse into a drunken stupor.
Ahhhh, true love can only be found on the net! *giggle* :lol: -
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#125*Note to self* stay away from Jake!!! :lol: -
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#126You'd better ;)
Methinks I have performed too many NPC's and has forgotten how true heroes are supposed to behave :)
NPC's are cooler :P -
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#127I agree they can be much more colorful. :oops: even pink see -
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#128NPC credibility is decreasing fast now.
Gamer support of NPC increases credability.
How gamers view NPCs will effect foreign relations for years to come.
Increased NPC credibity leads to Nuclear war and ultimately the destruction of all creation. -
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#129Uh-huh... -
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#130Cool!! -
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#131Sorry I can't reply much I'm in vacation with my mom.
That mean's I'm not going to be so active! -
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#132Have a nice vacation Greccio! -
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#133Have a nice vacation Greccio!
Thanks!! -
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#134Oh! Yeah!
What's the title again The Call of Captain-thulhu...
Wait....
Wait....
Captain said his going to post allot of crazy thingy right. and sniper said that this shows capatins real weirdness is that true captain?
and...
Then you have a competition with Kassil you said you were... ummm... a role-player/anime otaku/comic book artist/artist/writer/student/video-game player/computer-game player! and then Kassil defeted you by saying he was a Writer/theater technician/computer gamer/pen-and-paper gamer/Game Master (11+ years)/generic anime otaku/lifeform who honestly believes he's an ex-dragon with far, far too many lifetimes of existence behind him/Discordian are you admitting your defet?
and...
What's with the Lovecraft thingy does that mean you love love?
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#135*****Entering superdad mode*****
*****Combining with superstudent mode*****
*****Cross referencing with perfect partner mode*****
*****Initializing Exam_preparations*****
WARNING! Process Overflow! Full deadlock!
Result: 40% chance of nightmares
Initiate failsafe...
*****Read Greccio's mind boggling post****
WARNING! Core overheated, Full process deadlock!
Reactor meltdown begun!
Main Processor Damaged!
Evacuate, Evacuate, Evacuate! -
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#136Quick! Rerout the power to somebody more legible! -
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#137The Comprehension Capacitor can't take anymore Cap'tain. If something doesn't make sense soon the whole ship is go'ing to blow.
We need random facts, correctly spelled words....ANYTHING. The greccio500 illogic bomb has ruined all systems. We need The All Knowing Sage or The Old Wiseman of the Mountain to bring us back within acceptable paramaters.....
THIS IS AN AUTOMATED ANNOUNCEMENT:
THE SORTIE ON THE BLIMP WAS A TORRID OF INSULATION WHEN THE NUTS HIT THE LAVA TENFOLD IN YOUR SKIPPER TUNDRA ON THE THIRD IRREGULAR AND THEN HE SANG YELLOW.
Achh, it is too late, run for cover. -
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#138Huh?
Wait!
that's only 3 questions what's wrong with that?? -
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#139Reboot Mainframe...
Activate Anti-Logic mode
Accessing Organic Memory Core...
Deciphering Logic Bomb...please wait...
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CaptainPenguin created the Call of Captain Cthulhu as a thread for the purpose of posting non-game related information, largely in a irrational and illogical manner. Some viewers construe this as 'weird' or 'crazy' when it is in truth a chance to view the stream of consciousness theory popularized by the psychiatrist Carl Jung, a contemporary of Sigmund 'Ziggy' Freud.
Captain Penguin and Kassil do not admit terms of defeat, being a penguin in pirate garb, and a reincarnated dragon. Comparisons between the hobby interests of Citadellians is like the comparison of apples and oranges, there is no winner or loser, though there are some strange pieces of fruit present.
Howard Philips Lovecraft, also H.P. Lovecraft was an early 20th century writer, a contemporary of Edgar Allen Poe, wrote of many things now taken for granted in sci-fi and fantasy literature. Lovecraft wrote The Call of Cthulhu for which the current thread is named. He was dressed as a girl by his mother until he was 17, and spent the rest of his life as a shut-in. He carried on regular correspondence with a circle of writers, and wrote of 'Things that should not be, 'Things man was not meant to know, and a great deal about the New England states of the US. -
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#140What is the meaning of deciphered or is it just a code.
And.... Ooooooooh!O.K.
so thats why this thread was titled that way...
thanks for the details I'll be needing that.
(Scrasamax is a walking translator!!)(lol!!) -
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#141This is the second time Scras has translated my words!
Cool!! -
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#142*activate Captain Kirk impression*
*beeboopboobeep*
Stardate 5-4-5-4-54-66-9-6.393257155232/Oranges.
We encountered... Some sort of... Alien language which... Served to.... Overwhelm! Our!... Computer systems. It could only be! Defeated by.. The... Efforts of... Scrasamax! -
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#143GORAAAAAL! -
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#144Cipher, or sometimes cypher means code, therefor, decipher would mean to de-code.
Cap'n the only thing missing from your Kirk impression was that you didnt try to make out with an alien chick, whom all mysteriously look like women painted different colors, or wearing what looks like tinfoil.
Cap'n Kirk was tha' man! -
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#145AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGgggggggggg! -
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#146HAAA!!??
I can't understand!?
What are you all doing!? -
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#147I know something unknown happening while I'm gone in this website...
nobody knows my guild (or maybe they know) and it's hot in here (HELP!!)
but I already left that place and I'm back to my home and I can see the assasins temple
(it's just beside our house) and when I got home the first thing I did was look at every bodies reply!! I won't ask What happened while I'm gone cause I know Scrasamax (the walking translator) is going to say "I don't read alot of stuff condence it for me" it's kinda funny that he did that already 2 times to me and I think he's going to do that again (I think) but it dosn't matter the special thing is I'm back!
(And who's that again Karl? No maybe it's Jake? or is it Jay? WAAH! I forgot! Oh well)
(Who ever that is I'm back)(and AG stay him away from me)
The vacation just finished and I can be active again! Right?
But I'm still intraining to be a ________. And that makes me a swords man now ( I'm not joking or pretending ok) and I'm a two hander swords man and they say that kind of talent is weird because most of the swords man always carry a sheild but I'm the only one who don't like sheilds.[and I already trew my gigantic shield (it's to heavy)]
And is that weird?
(just asking)
and I was one of this Secret Societies, organizations in which the members are usually bound by an oath of secrecy. Secret societies often require an elaborate form of initiation and ritual use of symbols, passwords, and handshakes as a means of recognition among members.(I'm spreading my secret!)As you can see I'm still holding a sword...
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#148Hehe!!
no history for words!! -
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#149No posts yet!
Just changed name.... -
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#150Hey is there going to happen special here in christmas eve or christmas??
(Just asking) -
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#151Shadow eagle will be handing out cursed amulets!What could be a better Christmast treat than that? -
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#152What indeed? -
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#153Finally! Christmas holiday is upon me and celebrate I shall!
I begin with you guys:
HAVE A HAPPY HOLIDAY AND A MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Awww, I am aaaall happy now!
*Hugs everyone, even the tuxedo clad little beaked guys* -
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#154I got a joke for you:
One day, Santa heard that his reindeer were misbehaving. So he went out and stopped them.
Then, the next day, they were misbehaving again.
That night, Santa had venison for dinner. -
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#155My kind of reindeer! :twisted:
I got a tale for you:
Some years ago I was a teacher and had several ADHD kids under my scrutiny. When the kids deviated from normal behaviour in extreme ways, we utilized something called mirroring. In essence we did the exact same thing as the kids, to display to them what they themselves could not see: The folly of their behavior.
It worked every time, the children even growing embarrassed on our behalf, but it worked.
It is something to think about in this season of Santa's and PseudoGreccio's. -
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#156Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear. -
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#157When stuck in Zork or the like just type; scream.
Aaaaargh!
It really works. -
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#158Her lacy things will be missin'
I didnt ask my wife's permission
I'm wearin her clothes
Silk Pantyhose
Walking round in womens underwear
In the store
Theres a teddy
with little straps
like spaghetti
it holds me so tight
like handcuffs at night
Walking round in womens underwear
In the office
theres this guy named Melvin
and he pretends that I am Murphy Brown
Hes asks are you ready
And i say WHOA man
Lets wait until the wife is out of town
Cuz later on
If you wanna
We can dress like Madonna
put on some eyeshade
and join the parade
Walkin round in womens underwear -
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#159never say that again -
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#160that