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The Call of Captain-thulhu part 2

Started by Scrasamax Aug 12, 2004 1,000 posts Locked

  1. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #81
    I feel like I'm going to die.
    I've slept from 10:00 last night to lunchtime today, and I still feel tired, my arms are shaking, and I'm shivering so badly I can barely hold my Dr. Pepper.
  2. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #82
    Talk about uncool feelings. Sick?
  3. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #83
    Very.
  4. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #84
    Hope you get better,Captain.Being sick always make things difficult.
  5. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #85
    I'll be fine, I'm sure.
  6. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #86
    Drink some grog why don't you I am sure that all you need is some Grog, chess pie, and a nice comfortable pair of bee pants! :lol:

    seriously I hope you feel better.

    P.S. Scras to I look cool enough in the shades? 8)
    Look Cool in Shades - ability to look cool
  7. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #87
    Hell yeah
  8. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #88
    BEE PANTS!
  9. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #89
    Feeling better already I see.
    :lol:
  10. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #90
    Who is your daddy, and what does he do
  11. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #91
    Mines a preacher! :D
  12. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #92
    'Ware the river urchin
  13. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #93
    Once upon a couch in a sofa far, far away!
  14. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #94
    The Robot Lawyers! The Robot Lawyers are coming! RUN!
  15. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #95
    The Autobot Matrix will light our darkest hour...Till all are one!
  16. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #96
    In time, the Renaissance Anteaters of Klaradoom will spell out the prophecy of our past.
  17. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #97
    And the corpses shall be wholly consumed.
    Amen.
  18. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #98
    This is the good Reverend bringing you the word of the Lord from the First Episco-Presbyterian Baptist Congregation Exit 60 on the Frontage Road.

    Now I hear some of you saying, Reverend, its not church time, and I tell you its alwaaaaays church time. I know some of you are worrying, and fretting with all sorts of unlordly things, and the Lord knows there are some unlordly things about these days.

    Robotic lawyers, mechanized servants of the corrupt and evil - amen reverend - here to create chaos and lawsuits of unholy blasphemy...

    prophesizing insecto-vores, but you cant fall into their lies, because Elijah and Moses prophesied a time of char-la-tans, snake oil salesmen, and lowly animals who feast upon the ants of Say-tan and speak in long skinny tongues...

    It sounds bad Reverend, I hear you thinking, and it is bad. There are living people eating the dead, just taking up a limb and taking a big old bite of that defiled flesh, DAMNATION! DAMNATION! amen Lord.

    It weighs heavy on the mind, but you want to know what can take that burden right off your back, take that worry right off your mind?
  19. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #99
    :lol: Preach to us Reverend!! :lol:
  20. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #100
    Thats right sister! can I get and amen?
  21. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #101
    I am feeeeeeeeel 'n the power.

    The words of the mutant hamsters hold no sway over me.

    NO SWAY!!!

    ag ga la ma na beez zel bub ala golada

    Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel 'n da powwwwwwhar!!!

    Begone firebutterfly of the apocolypse, I hhave the power.

    I have the whole world in my hands.
    I've got the whole world in my hands.

    This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine.
  22. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #102
    One thousand points of light!

    One thousand points of light!

    I FEEL IT! I FEEL THE POWER!
  23. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #103
    Thats right Brothers and Sisters, I can feel it, Lordy I can feel it. You've got the power of the holy spiriti running all through you, all though you.

    Thats Right, it is the essence of the holy spirit, deny the mutant hamsters, sayeth unto Hamtaro, get thee behind me! and with his will and wrath, the mutant hamster will be bent unto submission, his head smote with the heel of the Lord Almighty!

    Now, let us all bow our heads in a moment of prayer, Brother Penguin, would you care to lead us in prayer?
  24. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #104
    I have just seen the light! Lots of light!

    It was light from a flamethrower actually, and the flamethrower was mounted on Rammstein's vocalist Till Lindemann. Several hours of good music, beer and nice company.

    There was alot of light alright!
  25. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #105
    To start a sword and sorcery campaign in the moderated section, or not to start a campaign. Hmmm... T'is most difficult to decide.
  26. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #106
    Right now it is 22.3 degrees fahrenheit outside. Winter is approaching fast and the ice covers everything. When is that blasted environmental disaster supposed to kick in?

    I'd like a pool in my garden and a palm outside my bedroom window, thank you very much!
  27. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #107
    WOOPS!!
    COMMERCIAL!!
    I just got back(just letting you know)!
    Back to the topic.
    *Picking up a knife*
    Is killing robots bad??
  28. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #108
    I got a sweet new ski coat today.
    It's da' schizzle.
  29. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #109
    In regards to Thanksgiving...

    Thanksgiving is without a doubt one of the best holidays celebrated in the United States. Some of you may be wondering why, so I have compiled a top ten list in its honor.

    10. No pesky Thanksgiving cards!
    9. Its acceptable to go back for second, and third helpings.
    8. Gravy on everything
    7. After the meal, Football all day long!
    6. Can sleep to avoid pesky inlaws and relatives.
    5. One word. Pie.
    4. No gifts to return, exchange, or smile politely at, no matter how bad they are.
    3. Four day weekend
    2. Black Friday empties the house of the womenfolk

    and the number one reason...

    1. One person gets stuck with all the cookin, and you know what, its not me!
  30. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #110
    I don't feel right...
    Hey what happened while I'm gone??
    Did something wrong happened?
    Are you happy when I'm gone?
  31. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #111
    Huh?
  32. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #112
    I don't feel right...
    Ask me how I am, attention on me.

    Hey what happened while I'm gone??
    I dont want to read alot of stuff, condense it for me

    Did something wrong happened?
    I can show sympathy, or at least act like I can

    Are you happy when I'm gone?
    Tell me how good I am to have around
  33. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #113
    Greccio,Greccio,I'm sure everyone here loves you.You have to stop worrying that we don't.We do,right guys?
  34. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #114
    Err...
  35. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #115
    Greccio,Greccio,I'm sure everyone here loves you.You have to stop worrying that we don't.We do,right guys?
    Are you sure with that, I think Captain disagree. :roll:
    And I don't think everybody loves me here. 8)
  36. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #116
    I don't feel right...
    Ask me how I am, attention on me.

    Hey what happened while I'm gone??
    I dont want to read alot of stuff, condense it for me

    Did something wrong happened?
    I can show sympathy, or at least act like I can

    Are you happy when I'm gone?
    Tell me how good I am to have around

    Sorry.
    I don't really read that much and I'm not in the mood to read (Always). :lol:
    And I don't get that I can show sympathy thingy?
    And is there something wrong being around?
  37. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #117
    Err...
    Hey whats with the err??
    Are you starting to hate me?? :?: :shock: :?:
    Am I becoming a constructive member? :?: :)
  38. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #118
    egads

    The thing with this forum is we don't play the "Do you like me game?" here. Most of us are mature enough to not take anything personally or read into anything on the personal level.

    Just productively join in on the conversations and everybody is happy.


    Harsh? Naahhh. Don't take it that way.
    Picking on you? Nope.

    Just don't like all the petty personal stuff that goes on in other forums and I don't want it here. Give it an inch and it will take over the forum.

    No more "Do you like me?" posts and everybody will be happy.
  39. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #119
    EGADS!

    You stole my EGADS !!!

    That DOES it! Its time to put an end to your thieving ways, Strolen!
    -Summon! Eternal Deathdragon of the void!-

    :babyd: :wizard:

    ...

    er...

    Give me a second...

    *Pulls a huge, dusty tome out of his robes and turns around, opening to a certain page and scrying it, whislt scratching his head in confusion and muttering beneath his breath*
  40. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #120
    With my Blue-Eyes White Dragon! You will feel my wrath!!!!!

    :hyper: :wizard:


    uuh...oops :x

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