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The Call of Captain-thulhu part 2
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#681Psssh.
No way man. I want needlessly-complex ultra-baroque technology, nothing simple and easy and utilitarian. -
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#682i love the smell of napalm in the morning :twisted: -
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#683I just read through an entire online discussion about the Muhammed pictures. I am amazed... I did not know the world was populated by illiterate fanatics, religious madmen, right wing zealots, left wing crazies, and dumb people in general. Or... I actually did, but the sanctuary known as Strolen's have led me to believe in the intellect of man. It seems I have been mislead!
If I read one more half arse comment about such matters, I will surely break into tears.
Understand me right: Everyone is entitled to his/her opinion, but the way some people present that opinion... Oh, maaaan! -
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#684AG there are two kinds of people in this world. The idiots and tose smart enough to take indecent advantage of them. -
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#685Lasers, that's what I want, space lasers. -
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#686Flechettes beat napalm. Space lasers would only be awesome if their covered in billions of flashing lights. And if they have five different settings. -
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#687it's good for people to be passionate about things, but rioting over a comic just makes your people look stupid. honestly
if somebody directed a mamma joke towards me i don't stomp on their face and run through the streets all crazy, i do that anyway. -
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#688Well, that be as it may, I was actually referring to people arguing their case like this:
Post:
"ur oipnoin suks! ur stupid and I h4tes u! Hahaha! Ur all pigs!!!!!!!!!!!!111 and ur mad 2!"
Reply:
"Allah Akbhar! You will all die by the hands of Allah! I wants to shoot you on the head with an gun until you is dead and I want to urinate on your corpse and then you die and go to hell and is fuked in the a*** like the littel pig that you is!"
It hurts to see that people are thinking, writing and arguing like this. It makes me wanna cry! -
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#689I want exotic particle weaponry...
According to quantum physicists, the little tachyon paticle actually moves ina retrograde fashion to the motion of time-space. Thus, the tachyon moves 'backwards' through time rather than forward in a linear sence.
The orbital Tachyon Cannon floats 120 miles above the surface of the earth, utilizing a mix of solar and hydrogen fusion power to run a particle accelerator that generates the plethora of tachyons needed. This is fed into a amplification system, creating a laser like magnification of the photons and other exotic particles present in the tachyon stream. Once critical power is reached, the magnetic field directs the tachyons in a controlled burst, showering the target with intense light, heat, radiation, and tachyon particles.
Now for the Star Trek-y part...
Considering the flow of the tachyon through space time, the target will be destroyed before the cannon is ever fired... -
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#690A tachyon (from the Greek ταχύς {takhús}, meaning "swift") is a hypothetical particle that travels at superluminal velocity. The first theoretical description of tachyons is attributed to physicist Arnold Sommerfeld; however, the concept has recurred in a variety of other contexts, such as string theory. Many strange properties have been attributed to tachyons, which also play a role in some popular science fiction. ...
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#691Calooh, Callay! Hoorah, Hooray! -
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#692I'm made of tachyons -
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#693I can see time! -
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#694We Are Controlling All Your Bases! -
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#695A valentine's poem:
Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
All my base are belong to you -
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#696Valentine's Day can just eat my *******, I hate it, I hate being a constant member of the d**n Lonely Hearts Club, I hate the Hallmark Corporation and whoever started it can go and die of trench rot in a filthy ditch full of rusty farming implements, I hate red hearts, I hate those nasty chocolates they give you, I hate the color pink, I hate Cupid and his ****ing bow, and I hate St. Valentine, and I hate the Catholic church, for replacing Lupercalia with this jack-ass holiday.
**** you, St. Valentine -
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#697I can understand everything but one, Why do you hate the color pink? It's a nice color, and it looks good on me. -
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#698Pink is the color of evil.
Cap, you are not alone in loathing the holiday. I just stopped giving a damn because I see no point in getting upset about something I can't change. I spent the day with my good friends FFV, pocky, and anime. Works surprisingly well. At least, until my mom had to start watching Valentine's day specials on tv. -
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#699Capt you look like you need a hug. -
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#700Yeah, probably. -
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#701*Mike pays people to hug the Captain.
"Just don't make him drop his hat!" -
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#702YAY! GROUP HUG :hyper: -
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#703Happy 20th to the Zelda Series!!!!
Born on Feb 21, 1986 this wonderful series has brought delight to many a child... -
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#704Including me. -
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#705WOW! it's fourteen days older then me :shock:!! -
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#706*Ancient Gamer hugs the Captain, celebrates Zelda and shares a bottle of Grog with MJS. Then he rests his weary head, preparing for a new day at the new job.* -
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#707Wow, it is definitely not older than me. :)
I changed jobs too, two weeks ago. This is my first week without my 'trainer' who said, "Ahhh, don't worry about it. You will learn as you go." :shock: :shock: -
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#708I still would like a hug... A real one.
Fluuuarrrgh. -
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#709I feel awful.
I want some kind of reassurance or anything.
Blech. -
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#710You are a wonderful person and we all love you.
Even if you are a rather caustic, occasionally drunken piratical waterfowl. :wink: :lol: -
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#711Maybe we can start a donation system to collect funds to purchase CP a hug?
How much do monkeys cost? -
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#712That'd be good, monkeys are hilarious, no matter how you package them. -
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#713I don't know, but you're probably going to have to pay them hazard pay. -
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#714Monkeys are more hilarious if you wrap them in bannana leaves and throw them like grenades of happiness. -
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#715Happy birthday to me.
Happy birthday to me.
Happy birthday, dear CP...
Now go drown yourself, we're busy eating your cake and breaking all your presents. -
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#716Congrats!!! You're another day(/year/lifetiime) closer to death. Go CP.
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#717I believe we need to throw a birthday party for the captain, and whoever breaks his presents and eats his cake (or cuts corners with catering) dies by my hand! -
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#718Καλά, ήταν συμπαθητικά γενέθλια. Αρκετά φτωχός παρουσιάζει, αλλά κόλαση, δεν θέλω να είμαι άπληστος. Επιθυμώ ότι δεν ταξινόμησε του τέλους σε μια παράτονη σημείωση, εν τούτοις. -
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#719... Was that Russian? -
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#720happy birthday yesterday captain! we celebrated my bro's birthday yesterday too (though it's the 29th)