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The Call of Captain-thulhu part 2
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#761i dont mean in a book -
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#762I read all 118 pages of text from this thread. I have no life... -
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#763I didn't mean in a book either. -
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#764SPARE TIME, PARTY ON!! -
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#765Yeah I read this whole thing too. And I didn't even REALLY post. Looks like you're the odd man out this time Kalabar. Ah well. I'm an odd man period. :D -
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#766Da mihi sis bubulae frustrum assae, solana tuberosa in modo Gallico fricta, ac quassum lactatum coagulatum crassum. (Give me a hamburger, french fries, and a thick shake.) -
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#767what flavor would you like, oh grand master? -
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#768He wants chocolate.
Trust me on that. -
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#769hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Ponder Ponder Ponder Ponder Pander...
wait.. how'd that last one get in there? -
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#770They say chocolate is for commoners, and strawberry for the supernatural and wierd >_ -
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#771What about neopolitan? -
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#772Well, that's obviously for short megolomanics -
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#773hohohohohohohohoh! I LAUGH! -
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#774Coronach -
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#775The two assassins followed, their swords trailing bright red silk streamers. The blades cut through the air leaving trails of smoke and light in their wake. The hero avoided the blows, bending as the reed in the storm, spinning like a top on a table. No sword in hand he was unprepared, but he found a pole, and a blue banner fluttered from it. THe fabric made a rich crackling noise as he swung the pole under his arm, hand extended.
"To be ready to face death is less honorable than being ready to face life." The Hero said, lunging with the blue draped pole, knocking away several sowrd strikes and gashing the blue silk banner. The assassins fell back, for the Hero was the man who had won duels without a swords before and now he was again armed. The first feinted, but caught the base of the pole in his gut while his comrade sought a flanking strike but had his sword instead struck from his hand.
The two assassins retreated and bowed to the hero, for his skill was the greater.
from a dream last night... -
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#776sooo, who wants an LF symbiote? -
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#777The woman sat at her table amongst her travelling companions, She looked at the man over her tankard as she drank. The tavern was growing louder but the sounds of the bard could not be drown out. He sat upon the makeshift stage, his fingers plucking the strings of a battered guitar. The rythem slow but the notes quick. his fingers barely moved and yet the notes flowed from the instrument. The patrons suddenly grew quiet as if entranced by the music and perhaps they were... She awoke as if from a dream or a daze. Looking down at her feet she realized that she had just thrown half of her gold into the bard's guitar case. Startled she looked around confused and others looked the same. By the time she had regain her wits the man had layed a kiss upon her cheek and was out the door, guitar accross his back, lugging a heavy case with him.
She drew her sword and others drew their own weapons and chased the bard into the night. He laughed as he climbed upon his waiting horse as he had done many times before. He had escaped with his life but had found himself a worthy rival and she snarled at his diminishing shadow for some day they will meet again...
*mumble mumble mumble* -
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#778What the fuck? -
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#779Ditto CP's sentiment -
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#780Time color trumps fork into tornado house after fingernail salami. -
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#781These are lies! The pig veiwed the incident with amazing parlor tricks, sprouting rainbows as he walked! -
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#782Nay! sayeth cheese. He contorts his way through pleasant pheasants. -
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#783Glorious teeth forsaken tree horned give forest to contorsions. -
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#784Silly went a travesty and ships of scissored dreams misbehaving -
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#785All mimsy were the borogroves and the mome raths outgrabe. -
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#786Coroners did eat my heart knows cats stride -
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#787These coroners were belgian! They did destroy the world with sugar coated blood and the magic of the racoon brigade! -
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#788I thought CP started this thread, but now it says Ria Hawk. -
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#789The first post was deleted a looong time ago for some reason. -
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#790I did, but the first post got deleted...
BY ANDROX THE DEVOURER -
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#791Yeah, if you look, you'll see I was replying to something Cap wrote, that I frankly don't remember. Probably for the best. -
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#792I have one word to say: -
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#793And that word is SMURF -
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#794No no, that word is as follows: -
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#795Doom? -
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#796No, no, no, no, no!!! The word Roack is trying to say is this: -
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#797Oh ass -
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#798No, Pariah gets it, the word is: -
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#799OH, see, now I see it, the word is: -
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#800EXACTLY! the word is: