The Call of Captain-thulhu part 2

1. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

   #801

   OH! OH! I see! the word is:

2. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

   #802

   There we go, now people are catching on to the word being:

3. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

   #803

   *DING* Let's change the subject!

4. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

   #804

   What subject? Weaponry? undead? Fying pigs?

5. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

   #805

   Well, a zombie ate my brain the other day.  It promptly fell over and died of explosive starvation.

6. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

   #806

   Why do zombies just eat brains?  Are they low fat, or something?

7. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

   #807

   It doesn't make much sense. That's why I say zombies should just be cannibal corpses. Why take only brains when you could devour the whole thing?

8. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

   #808

   The first humans that were turned into zombies were fans of oysters and clams. Being a zombie, seafood is not their staple diet but they still wanted the familiarity of their favorite food, hence, the hard outer shell revealing the delicious chewy, tasty center. Ever since then it is simply tradition, plus the brain is pretty darn good anyway so it is an easy transition.

9. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

   #809

   I should try that some time

10. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #810

    Should you?

11. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #811

    Mmmmm.... brains...

12. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #812

    Never tried it >_<
    

13. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #813

    Well, I could go into a mytho-spiritual diatribe about how the brain is the seat of the consciousness and some feel it is the seat of the soul, though this is disputed by more religious folk who consider the heart to be the seat of the soul. The act of brain-eating could be a primitive reation of a zombie to regain the spirit, or vital essence that it lost upon death and since it did not cease to exist, it is now painfully aware of its own inadequacy.
    
    That being said...
    
    People taste terrible, with all the junk food they eat, and being so overweight most of the time. The only part of the body left is the brain, so the zombies are really just eating the least digusting part of the body.

14. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #814

    Somehow I fancied that the least disgusting part would be the bone marrow.

15. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #815

    Mmmmm.... marrow...

16. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #816

    No, too much blood in it for any respecable zombie to eat it.  And beyond that the blood hasn't been thinned by anything like bawls when it's in the marrow.  No zombie would eat that stuff.

17. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #817

    Hmmm.... I got a question about zombies....
    do they only eat human brains or they just don't like eating any other brains than human brains???
    What I'm saying is... Why only humans?? Why not dogs or any other living creatures???

18. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #818

    Well, it's probably because humans are so easy to catch.  AND without going into the water you aren't going to find many bigger brains than from humans.

19. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #819

    
    Hmmm.... I got a question about zombies....
    do they only eat human brains or they just don't like eating any other brains than human brains???
    What I'm saying is... Why only humans?? Why not dogs or any other living creatures???
    

    
    
    Ummm.. Wasn't that *exact same* question asked one page back?

20. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #820

    No, the last question was 'Why brains?'  Not why only human brains.

21. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #821

    The first humans that were turned into zombies were fans of oysters and clams. Being a zombie, seafood is not their staple diet but they still wanted the familiarity of their favorite food, hence, the hard outer shell revealing the delicious chewy, tasty center. Ever since then it is simply tradition, plus the human brain is pretty darn good anyway so it is an easy transition.

22. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #822

    Oh.
    Who cares?

23. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #823

    Who doesn't care, what wants to know.

24. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #824

    All sorts of things want to know, especially tea cozies and monosyllabic nouns.

25. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #825

    And dipthongs, don't forget dipthongs.

26. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #826

    dipthongs are far too apathetic, though certainly less than diacritics.

27. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #827

    True. Fucking diacritics. It's like you can't even get a glottal out of them.

28. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #828

    Don't get me started on apostraphes, though, they're so possesive, and want everything to be shortened, too.

29. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #829

    Ah, well
    Y'know, it just hasn't been the same since the Chatspeak Wars

30. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #830

    *shudder*  I still have nightmares about the leet...

31. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #831

    |>0|\|7 P|-|34R 73|-| B33R

32. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #832

    I don't know what scares me more, the l337 itself, or the fact that I understand that phrase....

33. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #833

    *sets Pariah on fire*
    
    And Roack... the second.  Definitely the second.

34. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #834

    IT BURNS!!!! GAHHHHHHH!!!!
    
    *Pariah runs in circles a couple of times then runs out the door and off of an impossibly tall cliff a la Denethor (Steward of Gondor).*

35. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #835

    Wu-Tang Clan ain't nothin' to fuck with...
    PROTEC' YA' NECK

36. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #836

    1337!? what the hell 1337 means!? can anyone tell me!?
    
    P.S.
    [Shucks I can't use my PC coz the freakin fuse broke up with the AVR]

37. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #837

    It's better that you don't know.

38. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #838

    Rei:  1337 = leet
    
    Or
    
    Writing 1iK3 +hi$ (like this)

39. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #839

    *sets Kinslayer on fire*

40. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #840

    I shall REIGN IN BLOOD

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