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The Call of Captain-thulhu part 2

Started by Scrasamax Aug 12, 2004 1,000 posts Locked

  1. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #881
    They Might be Tax Collectors
    They Might be Axe Murderers
    They Might be Gamers
    They Might be NASCAR Fans
    They Might be Down With that
    They Might be Carhops
    They Might be L33T
  2. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #882
    ....and they might not be.
  3. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #883
    .....They might be what they would be.....
  4. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #884
    *kicks random arse*
  5. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #885
    *Ouchie*
  6. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #886
    Thank the gods that my are is not random!
  7. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #887
    Dang! I just had my bi-annual :p work-out routine. Had a little fight with the punching bag and whaddya know? I knocked the darn thing down from the ceiling and onto the floor... Well, that happens every so often but this time must have had super-strength or something... I broke the half an inch thick reinforced steel bolt that attached it to the ceiling.
    Dang!

    *Stands butt naked in front of the mirror and flexes muscles... pouts to the mirror image and blows a kiss*
    "I love you too AG!"

    :p
  8. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #888
    Talking about hilarious... My maid (don't ask) just barge in to my room and took my fuse in my PC's AVR, so I followed her and asked her, why did you get my fuse? she replied, "I'm going to use it for Ironing your clothes....."

    really now... I thought she was going for something else when she just barge in my room.... >_
  9. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #889
    Oh my GOD! I talk about as much bs as you do Rei...

    *dies of shame*

    Anyway: How was your weekend guys?
  10. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #890
    Horrible, for numerous reasons, most of which involve me being a whiny teenager with whiny teenage friends.
    BS is fun, though.
  11. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #891
    BS? What's BS means?
    OH! WAIT!
    OK!

    *Dies of shame*
  12. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #892
    I'll say something nice at your funeral
  13. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #893
    there are some crazy people in this world
    (ok it didn't fit anywhere else)
    crazy religious lady interview
  14. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #894
    *rings a bell while being burried*
  15. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #895
    Didn't some monk do that?

    Also, there are a lot of crazy people here.
  16. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #896
    Who knows if their crazy?
    It might be even worse of being crazy....
  17. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #897
    Crazy people, I don't know what you're talking about Roack...

    The flying monkies dance freely upon the freight trains as the zoom down the rails, flinging themselves through the liquid darkness like smoke through glass.  But Fate, our fickle master, would decree that the smoke clear and the trains to turn onto their side.  And now, swept up in the hand of Fate, the monkey will scream out it's anguish as it flees the width of the train, only to be carried away by progress.
  18. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #898
    OH MY GOD! I CAN FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
  19. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #899
    Does that counts as being crazy???
  20. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #900
    We may never know
  21. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #901
    OMG!! IM HOLDING A GUN!!!
  22. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #902
    inverse the power flow, don't cross the proton streams, for heaven's sakes man wipe the ketchup off of your face
  23. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #903
    *wipes the ketxhup off his face*
    Sorry, I'mm an emotional eater.
  24. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #904
    Some women I know claim that most men only want to talk about one thing... Their own (male) selves... 


    Man, is this calling the pot calling the kettle black or what? For the most part we as individuals are very self absorbed and self important. Male or female, it doesnt really matter, only the details change.

    THe core of the matter is how do you define yourself?
  25. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #905
    True. True. I haven't really noticed though, I was talking too much about myself. :p
  26. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #906
    Well in some cases it is justified. After all, I am the center of the universe.
  27. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #907
    that is patently untrue, my wife is actually the center of the universe. She has the deep space dopplar evidence to prove so. On the other hand, that means I am remarkable close to the center of the universe and as such have access to power on a pan-galactic scale...
  28. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #908
    *ANNOUNCEMENT*

    Let it be known that I now have the joy and wonder that is Exalted.
  29. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #909
    Yay! now I'm not the only one in Tennessee!

  30. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #910
    Shiggadashwizzle?
  31. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #911
    Gee~ Never knew holding two Claymores can be so heavy...
    [I just slashed my door open >__
  32. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #912
    hey, who knew that two two-handed swords would be heavy?

    d'ur!  :p
  33. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #913
    Lol! I just used to >_
  34. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #914
    My zwei Zweihanders in the the twilight zone are heavier than yours!
  35. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #915
    It's all about thinking logically Scras. If one sword is heavy, than two put together than is probably pretty heavy. Yeah, thinking is pretty cool, you should try it sometime.  :D
  36. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #916
    Some stupid person made a sword out of gold and expecting it to slash metals in half~
  37. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #917
    Are you kiddin' me?
  38. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #918
    I wonder if they thought they would Be able to hold it: Ya a sword made of gold
    would be ya ... very heavy
  39. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #919
    That guy is a lunatic.
  40. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #920
    Aren't we all.

    On a COMPLETELY UNRELATED NOTE:

    I went looking for stats last night (I will, of course, do penance.)
    It got me thinking.
    Nerds, Gamers, Hackers, Coders, Geeks, or whatever else you want to label the insanely diverse group I'm trying to get across, are paradoxical folk. On the one hand, we are recluses, hermits, sheltered from a society distant to us that we do not serve and are not served by, and often times I have heard a fellow claim that we're not slaves to public perception. Then again, maybe we are. We are our own community, and a great deal of posturing goes on, from the tales of your past settings and sessions (I could tell you story upon story myself, from the duct tape of healing to frozen wolves,) to the number of Bawls and/or Jolt cans you having laying about your room, even the level of your WoW character.
    So it was last night, long after I had given up my search for an exciting magic item, statistics included, and moved on to spray painting some of my miniatures that I realised we WERE a society, and we WERE it's slaves, even if divided from the rest of the world. Not a day passes in which a young nerdling, pokefreak, level one gamer, or coder swears his allegiance to one of the great powers in this culture, be it Microsoft, Linux, Apple, WizKids, Wizards of the Coast, or anything and everything else you can think of.

    That really had no point, but hey, it's there!

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