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The Call of Captain-thulhu part 2
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#521...But no toilet paper. Clearly, your grocery list is more of a Grocery Missed. In which the word "missed" is taken to mean "totally forgot the most essential commodity since air itself."
Oh, you might need some of that air, too, if you hail from Phobos...
And please don't tell me that you're gonna use the palm tree as toilet paper instead. I don't think I could handle it.
Don't say any of the other stuff is either. *shudder* -
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#522Ig=howevecrato #809affeathatahsd's -
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#523What are you suggesting I need to breath air? If I had gloves I would slap you with them and challenge you to a duel at high noon, eastern standard time! And if my dueling palm tree arrives here I will use that!
Also I use monopoly money for toilet paper
Here are other things I enjoy doing with said (completely legitimate!) currency:
~ Smoking it
~ Eating it
~ Sleeping in it
~ Paying ridiculous sums I could not possibly afford
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#524Very well... So it's palm trees, is it? Capital. They don't call me the Palm Pirate for nothing!
I forget why they do call me such, but I assure you it's not for nothing. Have at thee!
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#525Shall he ingage with standard rules of flailing, lensflares, and dramatic, unrealistic pauses and camera rotations? -
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#526Life is like a vacuum cleaner
No matter how cool and shiny it is, it is still going to suck.
Life is like a bowl of gravy
You always get your lumps
Life is like a pair of sneakers
At first it is all pretty cool, but then it just gets old and smells bad
Life is like a stick of celery...
No wait...I hate celery. That crap is really nasty. I mean how can something that gross come out of the ground. It's like eating a stick of windex mixed with cheap and noxious gin and liberally mixed with yard clippings just to add that special squeaky green taste. And don't get me started on gin, that stuff is gross too. It's main flavoring is juniper, thats right, a dang pine tree. So think about that the next time you bottoms up a martini. Youre sucking down frickin pine sap flavored booze.
Life is like a rant
When it is really starting to go good, you die. -
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#527But... but making obscure analogies was my bizarre quirk... :cry: -
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#528Pyeulukh... -
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#529KASPLOSION! -
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#530I'm not...
Going to answer. -
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#531Alas there are spiders in my Brie!
They Sing me songs, Songs just for me! -
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#532Alas there are phantoms on my toast!
I just can't bear to eat a ghost! -
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#533Alas there is campylobacter jejuni in my chicken!
I must hurry and eat before I sicken. -
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#535http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,3-1833761,00.html
A RAT gave scientists the runaround for 18 weeks after they released it on a small New Zealand island.
Ratty was fitted with a radio collar and set free on the uninhabited Motuhoropapa island, the team reported in Nature. After four weeks of study, they decided to pull him in. They used trained dogs and three kinds of traps, laying twice as many as they used to kill entire populations. Ten weeks later, the scientists lost his signal.
He was tracked down on Otata island, a 400m swim away. Sadly, his great escape came to a downbeat end — after scientists had tried nine methods to kill him, they ended his 18 weeks of freedom using a trap baited with penguin meat.
New Zealand scientists are expert rat catchers. Recently a team turned up on the island of Canna, in the Inner Hebrides, to eliminate 10,000 of them. But single invaders roam widely in the search for mates and have so much food that they ignore traps.
“Our findings confirm that eliminating a single invading rat is disproportionately difficult,” says the team.
But James Russell and his colleagues at the University of Auckland say that their findings could have implications for conservation on protected islands. If there are small numbers, the rat catchers need to be cleverer than the rats. -
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#536Ah, I just had a lovely morning complete with root canal and yoghurt. May the Gutta-Percha bless all of you! -
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#537...Oh, dear lady of chaos, this thread is still going strong?
Cap'n, you made a monster! A frankenthread which refuses to die! -
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#538Yes, it was my plan all along...
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA! -
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#539Hey!
Been tryin' to meet you
There must be
a devil between us
or whores in my head
whores whores
whores in my bed
But hey!
Where
have you
been
If you go, I will surely die!
We're chained...
We're chai-ained... -
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#540uh said the man to the lady
uh said the lady to the man she adored
and the whores like a choir
go uh all night
and mary ain't you tired of this
uh
is
the
sound
that the mother makes when the baby breaks
we're chained -
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#541......
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......Fnord is applesauce made from oranges. -
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#542Wow, somebody knew the rest of the song!
*applause* -
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#543Feel the power of...
MONKEY FLAMES! -
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#544I'd rather not. It sounds suspiciously hairy. And smelly.
How about a nice bananafish instead? -
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#545ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Bananafish! -
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#546Thop -
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#547Boom? -
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#548Table top session in T-2 days!
Woooohooooo! -
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#549Who here's a Radiohead fan? This song basically describes my life for the past four months...
When you were here before,
couldn't look you in the eye.
You're just like an angel,
your skin makes me cry.
You float like a feather,
in a beautiful world
I wish I was special,
you're so fucking special.
But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo.
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here.
I don't care if it hurts,
I want to have control.
I want a perfect body,
I want a perfect soul.
I want you to notice,
when I'm not around.
You're so fucking special,
I wish I was special. -
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#550Elementary dear Captain. "Creep" was a huge hit in the previous millenium :p
But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doin here?
I don't belong here, ohhhh, ohhhh
She's running out again...
She's running out, she runs, runs, runs, runs... runs...
Whatever makes you happy
Whatever you want
You're so fuckin special
I wish I was special
But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doin here?
I don't belong here
I don't belong here -
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#551Okay, I'll admit, that one was kind of easy... ;)
The rest of you are gonna' have to get on it!
AG- 2 points
The Other Random Ocks- Zippo, Nada, Nothing -
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#552I was gonna' do "The Bad Touch", by the Bloodhound Gang ("You and me baby, we ain't nothin' but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel"), but I decided it was just too dirty. ;)
In a town
In the east, whoa-oh...
The paritioners were visited upon
By a curious beast, hoo-ooh-ooh!
And his eyes!
Numbered but one and shone like the sun!
With the prospect of the immediate loss
Of a cherised one, hoo!
It was the coming
of the
Black Shuck! (Black Shuck)
Black Shuck! (Black Shuck)
That dog don't give a fuck
Black Shuck (Black Shuck)
Black Shuck (Black Shuck)
That dog don't give a fuck -
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#553C'mon, Random Ocks.
I'm expecting one of you to beat AG to the punch on this one... -
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#554"You must DIE! I alone am BEST!"
Flames licked round the sacred spire
And the congregation's last line of defence
Was engulfed in fire
As the flaming priest stepped into the firing line
On the business end of a beam of despair
God, he took his own life
During the coming of the
(Black Shuck) Black Shuck
(Black Shuck) Black Shuck
(Black Shuck) That dog don't give a ****
Black Shuck
(Black Shuck) Black Shuck
(Black Shuck) Black Shuck
(Black Shuck) That dog don't give a **** -
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#555Aw!
Vhat it do, beetches!
SCOREBOARD-
AG- II
STROLEN- I -
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#556No points for the Bloodhound Gang Quote?
...You must die I alone am best!
I hope ya flip some guy the bird,
He cuts you off and you're forced to swerve,
In front of the Beatles' tour bus,
A Bookmobile and a Mack truck,
Hauling hazardous biological waste,
The light turns red you have no brakes,
And "Hard Copy" gets it all on tape,
So you can see the look on your face,
...Die Die Die Die Die Die Die!,
...Die Die Die Die Die Die Die!, -
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#557I am in a quandary: I don't want to cut too deep into my esoteric collection... This is, after all, only the opening rounds of the game. However, if I pick something too easy... Anyway, this might strike the balance, cuz' it's one of the more obscure songs, but I dunno'. ;)
There's a destination a little up the road
From the habitations and the towns we know
A place we saw the lights turn low
The jig-saw jazz and the get-fresh flow
Pulling out jives and jamboree handouts
Two turntables and a microphone
Bottles and cans just clap your hands just clap your hands
Where it's at!
I got two turntables and a microphone
Where it's at!
I got two turntables and a microphone
Where it's at!
I got two turntables and a microphone
Where it's at!
[robot vocal effect] I got two turntables and a microphone
(take me home with my elevator bones!)
(that was a good drum break) -
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#558Okay, fine... A half point for the Bloodhound Gang quote. :D
SCOREBOARD
AG- II
STROLEN- I and 1/2 -
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#559Pah. Easy pickings. Google-Fu is simply too powerful for these petty challenges.
...Pick yourself up off the side of the road
With your elevator bones and your whip-flash tones
Members only, hyponotizers move through the room like ambulance drivers
Shine your shoes with your microphone blues
Hirsuits with your parachute flutes
Passing the dutchee from coast to coast
Let the man Gary Wilson
: "rock the most"
Where it's at!
I got two turntables and a microphone
Where it's at!
I got two turntables and a microphone
: "What about those who swing both ways: AC-DC's
Two turntables and a microphone
Two turntables and a microphone
Two turntables and a microphone
Two turntables and a microphone
Two turntables and a microphone
Two turntables and a microphone
Where it's at!
I got two turntables and a microphone
Where it's at!
I got two turntables and a microphone
Oh, dear me. Make Out City is a two-horse town
: "That's beautiful, Dad."
Get my microphone....
There's a destination a little up the road
From the habitations and the towns we know
A place we saw the lights turn low
Jig-saw jazz and the get-fresh flow
Pulling out jives and jamboree handouts
Two turntables and a microphone
Bottles and cans and just clap your hands and just clap your hands
Where it's at!
I got two turntables and a microphone
Where it's at!
I got two turntables and a microphone
I got plastic on my mind
Telephone plastic baby
...Am I cheating? :? -
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#560AH-HAH!
CHEATER!
I'll give you that one, I don't think we established that you couldn't Google it...
But you're on your honor for the rest of the time. ;)
SCOREBOARD
AG- II
STROLEN- I and 1/2
WOGDEN- I*
*this point gained through discontinued means... NO MORE GOOGLE-FU. ;)