The Call of Captain-thulhu part 2

1. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

   #481

   Darbuduburau

2. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

   #482

   Darbudubaru indeed penguin!
   Also, the name having been fixed, I make a formal apology to Wogden, after all, it IS obvious he's on the home-shopping network looking for diamond studded roller-skates once worn by elvis and the artist formorly known as prince at the same time, though, arguably the problem could be in the neck.

3. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

   #483

   No, he's not close enough to the screen o be doing that. I think that he's on ebay waiting to the last second till the auction closes to outbid some poor old guy on discounted pacemaker batteries.

4. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

   #484

   He's trying to pay his phone bill online before the phone company shuts down his connection and his social life vanishes faster than macaroni and cheese at a diet convention.
   
   I dont like this add because it kinda plays to the stereotype that all gamers play their games in the basement. Undesireable things are kept in basements, like old furniture, ugly appliances like water heaters and furnaces and things like monsters and the stereotype of the modern gamer.
   
   Look, it says, if you game, you obviously hide in the bunker that is your basement. Better to be sealed away in the confines of the earth whilst enjoying your hobby.
   
   Ambiance aside, I have little interest playing in the basement.
   
   I don't know about anyone else's basement, but there are things that live in my basement, spiders being the most common. Not my idea of a nice place to game. Some of my old group's games were played in Bennigans, Pizza Hut, and the Olive Garden. We were never ashamed of our hobby, we never hid in the basement like a socially stunted troll.
   
   Funny...yes
   Still didn't like the underlying concept.
   
   just my 20 pesos

5. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

   #485

   You just wanted to make page 100. The ultimate accomplishment, and now it is yours and yours alone.
   
   Sly dog.

6. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

   #486

   Tricksy little devil!
   
   This calls for a celebration of some sort... I say we spit-roast captainpenguin in celebration. He WAS the one to start this thread after all!

7. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

   #487

   Mmmmm... penguin... tastes of albatros...

8. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

   #488

   I must say, I am quite delicious...

9. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

   #489

   Well the doctor said to start eating more fish and poultry in my diet instead of so much red meat. I guess I'll just save time and eat both at the same time. I'm going to start eating penguins.

10. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #490

    You can eat live penguins?
    
    YAY IT GOES 100 WHOOHOO!!

11. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #491

    You can, they don't run very fast, but I wouldn't recommend it. Penguin is much better slow roasted with a hint of thyme.

12. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #492

    I prefer my penguin with either rosemary, or with garlic and dill. Lemon is a must since penguin always tastes a little gamey.

13. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #493

    Penguin meringue pie.
    
    i like pie. pie are good. lo scras' got pie? want pie now!

14. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #494

    TT_TT...
    Damn! I can't eat penguins!!
    Their to cute to be roasted!!
    WAAAAAAHH!! Killer cutness!!
    (well.. maybe I was affected by that...)
    (Yeah!)-(It's a big problem for me)
    TT_TT...

15. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #495

    Mmmyep.

16. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #496

    I hate posting links. I hating posting not work-safe links. I hating posting links to comics.
    
    I hate myself for this, but it fits in sooooo well....
    
    http://sorethumbsonline.com/d/20050629.html
    
    Please forgive me...

17. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #497

    Between Lisa Montgomery from Skidmore, Missouri and Peggy Jo Conner from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, a peculiar adoption trend has begun in the States. I must say I am getting inspired here. The missus complains about the labours of child birth, so I guess I am going to ambush that pretty neighbour and steal her progeny! You know: Knock her out with a baseball bat, drag her to somewhere nice and quiet and then cut her fetus out with a knife. Then I will go home and wash the baby, before I give it some milk and sing a lullaby song and have some tea! Oh joy! Family happiness, here I come!

18. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #498

    Whatever, dude, whatever.

19. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #499

    I like babies! specially creepy undead ones that have godly powers and should have never been brought into or near existence

20. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #500

    Whatever, dude, whatever.

    
    =P
    
    People do crazy stuff all over the globe, "dude". This had nothing to do with the old "The World vs. the States" debate.
    
    It had everything to do with this:
    http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/10/13/pregnantwoman.attacked/index.html

21. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #501

    Ew ew frickin' ew. :shock:
    
    I'm as much a fan of childs as the next guy (unless he's an infanticidal maniac), but somehow the idea of stealing someone else's - right from their womb - seems to be taking it a bit too far. Even if you have already lied about being pregnant.
    
    Then again, I doubt I'll ever be in a situation like that, so I'm hardly qualified to go knocking other people's lifestyles... but ew.

22. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #502

    I'm sorry, it just annoys me.
    Just annoys me.
    
    I'm not grossed out, I'm not horrified... I guess I'm just jaded now.
    
    *sigh*
    
    I'm sure it was, no doubt, a pro-lifer, or a pro-choicer, or a Democrat, or a Republican, or a liberal, or a conservative, or an atheist, or a Christian fundamentalist, or it was terrorists, or it was government fearmongers.
    
    I'm not in the mood for the news.

23. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #503

    A pro-choife Republicrat Liberalervative Christatheiundamentalist terrormongermental fearorist, undoubtedly.

24. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #504

    I think I just found a new political affiliation.

25. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #505

    I am going to start my own political party - The Regressive Party
    
    We believe in the right to game
    The right to snipe at stupid people
    and the right to eat penguins and other odd wildlife
    
    I'm also going to use T-rex as the mascot of the party because it could totaly eat a donkey or an elephant.

26. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #506

    I always wondered what penguins tasted like... Duck, maybe?

27. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #507

    Interesting note - the forums now have a total of exactly 33333 articles. And this was the very first time that little counter had caught my eye.
    
    Hooray for life's little coincidences. :wink:

28. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #508

    Have you ever just had all the color drain out of life in an instant, like the world suddenly became a grey and dismal soup of disappointment?

29. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #509

    Yeah actually, that happened to me when I was three, and the color only comes back every now and then. Really bright colors though, so the gray is worth it.

30. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #510

    Metaphorically speaking, yes. Literally speaking - I dunno. Perhaps this colour we speak of is only an illusion in itself - thus the absence of such would simply mean the absence of an iron curtain of which we ourselves are unaware...
    
    I will meditate on this.

31. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #511

    If you are speaking in terms of abaissment, or an ebbing of the soul, then yes. I have seen all of the color drain out of the world. It comes at that instant in the morning when you realize that you hate your job, and you know it is never going to go anywhere. You realize that no matter what you try to accomplish today it will all be either screwed up by someone else or someone else will take credit for it. You know that you can't even rely on the sense of accomplishment for doing something well because someone will come along and instead of seeing what you are, what you have done, all they see is what you havent completed, or the fact that your shirt is wrinkled.
    
    Generally at that point all you can do is either laugh or cry, but the danger is once you start you may not stop until someone thinks you a lunatic or a manic depressive.

32. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #512

    My black and white is more aimed at how zombified people have gotten. How much time is spent in front of the TV, allowing the TV and the biased news to tell them what to think. Pushed and shoved by commercialization until there is no independent will left, just bouncing from the next style and/or craze to the next. Laziness of having any and all information at their fingertips allowing less and less motivation to find things out for themselves. This simplicity in attaining anything, through the internet, mail order, setting up expectations for immediate results and numbing the motivation to actually have to work for something. The younger generation is getting more me-centric that they often don't realize the impact they have on those around them. For as smart as people are getting they are sure losing touch with the true world around them.
    
    But I am grumpy.

33. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #513

    Being "me-centric" isn't neccesarily bad, it's the heart of capitalism, and has been working for a while now.

34. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #514

    I guess life is complicated sometimes.
    Okay, Bad Week is over, sunny skies in the future.

35. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #515

    I'm glad to hear that,Captain. :)

36. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #516

    Why thank you, Maggot. ;)

37. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #517

    The Citadel wouldn't be the same without your cheerful brand of insanity,Captain. You're the only things that stands between us and depressing normalcy. :wink:

38. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #518

    *Screams in a blood curdling fashion!*
    
    NOT NORMALCY!!!
    
    Also, I've never seen blood curdle...

39. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #519

    You haven't? You are so lucky.... :shock: *shudder*

40. Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 1

    #520

    Someone has to get me a video of that, because I'm to lazy to get up and look for it. Also, feel free to get me some chips while your up.
    
    Actually here's my grocery list:
    
    1. 3,000,000 Tonnes of Butter
    
    2. Eggs, any amount
    
    3. 254 Virgin women with blood type O- , preferably with their birth certificates
    
    4. A complete set of H.P. Lovecraft's mythos
    
    5. A Bottles of Cherry Coke
    
    6. A Bucket of Dead fish
    
    7. Unountable Billions of unspeakable horrors
    
    8. Michael Moore's hamster's maid's roomate's youngest daughter's eighth husband's second wife's hankercheif.
    
    9. A personal Masoose, preferably swedish and named Thor (If Male) Or Tyr (If Female)
    
    10. 8lbs. of raw plutonium
    
    11. 3 meters of compacted aluminium
    
    12. A palm tree
    
    Please Deliver them to:
    0001 Enyo lane SE
    Phobos, Solar system
    13456

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