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30 Fountains of Youth

"Are you crazy? There ain't no such thing. It's all fairy tales for the stupid and desperate. Even if it were, they all say it's cursed or something. Get back to work."

Wakazashi the Ooze Hunter

Your Ultimate Source for all your Ooze Problems!

Cloak of Pebbles

It looked like a massive landslide, but, just before it slammed into us it turned into a bunch of laughing dwarven children!

Never-Burning Torch

Why won't this damn torch light?

Vitriolic Key

The secret device behind the most feared corrosive substance to ever plague the mortal realms.

The Sword of All Swords

As soon as he had set his eyes upon The Sword of all Swords he knew it must be the perfect blade for him. And he would stop at nothing to possess it!

Crustacalypse

"Greetings, Mortal," Said the bubbly, hissing voice in his head... What the hell was that, he thought. "Not hell, the Ocean. Walk into the surf, my child. I will protect you."

Quickfoot Quagmire

'One for you,' He mumbled, pouring some rum onto his boots, 'And a few gulps for me, and we’re off.' He took a large gulp from the bottle, put his boots on, and was out the door in a flash.

Fumbler's Cuffs

Fandune screamed as the inmate's hands locked around his neck. With quick thinking and a little luck he managed to mutter the right words and waggle his fingers perfectly for the curse. The inmates fi…

Ring of the Pure

"Wear this ring, My Student, and you will never perform another act of perversion and thus remain pure."

Blackice Pick

A legendary Artifact of the first brutal Ice Age.

Banner of Shadows

"That not normal dark. My eyes can not see in it." - Bloodrock, Orcish Warrior.

VIEEU Boots

With a twitch of the leg and the push of a button; Houston's boots emitted a massive amount of steam and he was sent headlong into the air.

Dark-Thaumatech Battery

Machines powered by this battery can gain some interesting traits from their deceased co-worker, the Battery of the Damned.

Hexahedron Virtuoso

'Music is the wine which inspires one to new generative processes, and I am Bacchus who presses out this glorious wine for mankind and makes them spiritually drunken.' ~Ludwig van Beethoven

Emergency Steam Injector

A metal tube with a shiny red button just begging to be pressed; also a potent steamtech tool.

Rune of Admini

An old device used for giving the common folk a say in the Elder's plans that has survived to the modern day.

The Complete Guide to Necro-Nautical Magics

This is a wretched tome of oceanic blasphemy; a foul water-stained, bone-white binder of bitter dead-men's secrets and a guide to Nautical Necromancy useful in the hands of the young sea-faring necrom…

Noctumbra

God of Strength in the Night, Hiding your Numbers, and The Silent Kill.

The Rumrunner's Rum Runners

Why is all the rum gone? That crazy fellow over there just poured it all into his boots! Now with Bonus Item!