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Hobbit Chair and Eat Racing
A 100 word past time
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Cute. Can see these competitions happening in the shire.
+0.5 for being part of the Freetext Friday and like Muro said, just cute and a 'ready-to-drop' element for the Shire.
Made me smile. Totatly hobbity. If I didnt hate hobbits Totatly.
I'd use this 4/5
commenting challange
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ypyy3VGsmF8
But if you really hate hobbits, please consider making them your replacement for goblins. You could take everything hobbity and twist it towards malevolence. No unlike the town council in 'Hot Fuzz'.
If your cooking is too good you might have a disadvantage in race! LOL
I like it. It's got a nice hobbit feel to it and makes good background flavor for a game. Perhaps PCs meet with their contact at a race, or have to hijack a rig to catch another one loaded with poisoned food.
A nice little thing to add to a world.
As you can see I've done this properly. My Chair and eat rig is being pulled by a proper hobbitish draft pony, and inside you will find bangers and mash, a no-spill tureen of red eye gravy, and a fresh pouch of pipeweed.
When it comes to a chair and eat rig, the most important thing is power, so instead of a silly hobbitish pony, I've seen fit to attack my rig to a chariot horse team, count them, two horse power! (cart goes off at a break neck pace, seconds later tipping over, making a mess and promptly catching on fire while the chariot horses break away and go crashing through a fence)
While those two knuckleheads are bickering about proper and power, I'm just going to sneak in with this, a half sized chair and eat, stocked with a bunch of fruit and biscuits, and it's pulled by look at that, an adorable pair of goats. (wagon goes twenty feet, then goat gets tangled in harness, and eats the fruit biscuits while waiting to be untangled)
And on that bombshell, we say good night and see you next time
Great, now I'm hungry.