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Strolen's Citadel: Browsing Systems Societal/ Cultural

Systems

Morningstar
Errantry By: Morningstar

'Absent gods, here's another bunch of them,' Chav drawled, irritation in her voice.

'I hear them,' I grunted, shifting my back against the tree to find a more comfortable angle. Well, I'd heard the horses' clopping, any how. I opened a single eye, and sure enough, Chav was right. Four of them this time, green as grass. You wonder if they really thought wearing brown homespun tunics and trousers were going to fool anyone into thinking they were Just Folks ... while riding Sadasian stallions and those gorgeous tooled Mithlantri saddles.

Unfortunately, they also heard us. The chickling at their head spurred over to us, and raised her arm in salute to me. 'Captain? My name is Amberstar. We heard in Redwave that one of the orc columns were headed this way.' She grinned at me with her cheeks puffed out like a bleeding squirrel. 'We want to help!'

Joy and rapture unbounded.

by Morningstar
25xp
4 replies
1526 views
axlerowes
Slang and Jargon Beneath the Waves: The Big Under By: axlerowes

'Top, my name is Brock Figglewater, I knew your aunt. I tap a piece of pillow that belonged to your aunt, and I jump belongs to you now. You see, I just bought this Stimech, and I jump it was stolen by a bruce named Horace. Horace was a pream tattle of mine. Three weeks ago, I let Horace take out my pream stimech to go bounce along the billibong looking for bubblely-bobs to bring to the spitter's patch. Horace says he ran into some boom sauce and had to hop out of the stimech in just a tater sack. I cannot jump that Hoarace bounced 5 kims across the pillow in a tater sack. I have tapped spitter dops on the Big Under pillow for years, I ain't no trainer. I ain't rigged to swallow dry sand, and I washed Hoarace. But I need my stimech back, and I ain't got the press to go all over the Big Under boiling Hoarce's peals of truth. I need your help.'

by axlerowes
25xp
7 replies
1930 views
axlerowes
Hobbit Chair and Eat Racing By: axlerowes

A 100 word past time

by axlerowes
25xp
9 replies
1790 views
axlerowes
The Commandments of Koret By: axlerowes

One day a man named Koret claimed to realize what was wrong with humanity. Shortly after that he claimed to have figured out how to fix all the world problems, and he wrote down a series of commandments aimed at saving humanity from themselves. Over 500 years after his teachings were literally set into stone people are still talking about what he wrote, and some are even trying to follow it.

by axlerowes
25xp
2 replies
1610 views
1 HoH
Gossamer
Dwarven Calendar By: Gossamer

How does a culture measure time underground, without any sun? The dwarves have got it covered.

by Gossamer
25xp
12 replies
3933 views
Cheka Man
30 Wacky Wedding Customs By: Cheka Man

30 wierd, wonderful and wacky wedding customs for your worlds.

by Cheka Man
25xp
8 replies
2581 views
hylandpad
The Biv By: hylandpad

A scholar and his student sat in the garden, drinking wine, breaking bread and pondering.

And so the student asked the scholar "O' great and wise Master please answer to me this; what word should describe the practice every man and every woman should do at all times?"

With no hesitance, the scholar replied "O' learned disciple, 'Reciprocity' is the word ye seek."

- The Biv, Tome of Life, The Ethical Collections (6), Parable 32

by hylandpad
25xp
5 replies
2370 views
axlerowes
30 Halfling Holidays By: axlerowes

Time is measured for most by the events that are both constant and special. "How many Christmas's ago was that?" It should be no different for Halflings.

by axlerowes
25xp
10 replies
4540 views
3 HoHs
Kuseru Satsujin
Zombie Day By: Kuseru Satsujin

A twisted zombiepocalypse creates a new holiday season.

by Kuseru Satsujin
25xp
14 replies
4333 views
3 HoHs
DrTurtlesse
The Common Calendar By: DrTurtlesse

A colourful but universally applicable calendar.

by DrTurtlesse
25xp
7 replies
2585 views
Cheka Man
30 Systems of Justice By: Cheka Man

Thirty systems of justice-or the most rank injustice, in some cases.

by Cheka Man
25xp
9 replies
3765 views
1 HoH
Murometz
30 Divine Concepts By: Murometz

After Buddha died, his shadow was still shown for centuries in a cave—a tremendous, gruesome shadow. God is dead; but given the way of man, there may still be caves for thousands of years in which his shadow will be shown. And we—we still have to vanquish his shadow, too.

-Frederick Nietzsche

by Murometz
25xp
31 replies
8770 views
7 HoHs
Kuseru Satsujin
Samurai Rank System By: Kuseru Satsujin

A system for samurai ranks. Still having trouble with the output of this one.

by Kuseru Satsujin
25xp
4 replies
26877 views
Kuseru Satsujin
Gurkha Military Ranks By: Kuseru Satsujin

A short summary of the ranks used by the Gurkha Regiments of the British Indian Army.

by Kuseru Satsujin
25xp
6 replies
9246 views
Kuseru Satsujin
Byzantine Military Ranks By: Kuseru Satsujin

An attempt to codify the Byzantine military system.

by Kuseru Satsujin
25xp
4 replies
21052 views
Kuseru Satsujin
Guild Ranks By: Kuseru Satsujin

Ranks of the members of a particular craft guild or livery company.

by Kuseru Satsujin
25xp
3 replies
9818 views
Kuseru Satsujin
Ottoman Nobility Ranking By: Kuseru Satsujin

A simplified explanation of the nobility of the Ottoman Empire.

by Kuseru Satsujin
25xp
4 replies
10844 views
Kuseru Satsujin
Arabic Nobility Ranking By: Kuseru Satsujin

A fantasy version of nobility from a Middle-Eastern type setting.

by Kuseru Satsujin
25xp
6 replies
12118 views
Kuseru Satsujin
Order of Assassins Ranking By: Kuseru Satsujin

The hierarchy of the Hashashin, also known as the Order of Assassins or Silver Band.

by Kuseru Satsujin
25xp
3 replies
9082 views
Kuseru Satsujin
Thuggee Ranks By: Kuseru Satsujin

The hierarchy of the Thuggee Cult.

by Kuseru Satsujin
25xp
4 replies
5598 views