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Dwarven Guild
Stone, craft, and stubborn glory — submissions forged under the Dwarven Guild.
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Who We Are
Stone-hearted crafters and stubborn glory-seekers — Hardcore Dwarves Only. Ale drinking, beard growing, hobbits left at the door.
What We Do
Forge submissions of craft, clan, deep roads, and dwarven grit for the table.
Why Join Us
Bring your grumblings and earn the mark of the anvil.
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On the shelves
36 submissions bearing this mark.
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Dwarven Pets
Pets mind you. Not exotic monster companions. No saddled dire-boars to be found here. No purple worm caravans.
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Dwarven Beard Golem
*Sphhisshh* *Sphhissh* *Sphhissh*
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Four Forges: A simple board game played by Dwarves
All dwarves in the Ven mountains are familiar with this simple game. Though elaborate and colorful game board have been craft, the game is …
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Dwarven proverbs, sayings, quotes, anecdotes and euphemisms
Looking for Dwarven proverbs, sayings, euphemisms, quotes, and anecdotes? We are too! Please help the fledgling Dwarven Guild in its infanc…
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Tungsten-Trousered Troubadors of Trilaxa
Space-Faring, Hard-Rocking, Metal-Grinding, Star-Tripping, Deathdealing, Dwarves.
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30 Dwarven Treasures
A set of 30 Dwarven Treasures, for finding, or stealing.
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Seven Wonders of the Dwarven World
Seven wonders of the Dwarven World
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Moradin's Piece
A gun made by the God of the Dwarves
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Agdan the Friendly Butcher
Agdan is an urbane and polite dwarf of older years, and is known to be a master butcher, a procurer of carcasses
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Beardspiders
Beard grooming is a life-long process divided between two schools of thought: harsh mineral treatments or more the natural approach. The p…
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Bloody-Beard Borsht
Get to it, you mealy boned maggots! That stone isn't going to cut itself!
Bloody-Beard Borsht
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Dwarven Calendar
How does a culture measure time underground, without any sun? The dwarves have got it covered.
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The Helmet Of BEES!
What used to BEE the crown of an old dwarven king has now BEEn made a portable BEE-hive.
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Slagger Tornfury
Slagger Tornfury hates elves. He doesn't just hate them, he HATES them.
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Dwarven Sapper
Sneaky bastards, the lot of them
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Nuverl - Dwarven god of the sea
A dwarf's fear of the ocean is not baseless. In the unknowable depths lurks an evil that will punish any dwarf arrogant enough to be on anyt…
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The Dwarven Beard Explained
A 100 word Sci-fi explanation as to why Dwarves can never shave and why the beard truly is a matter of life and death.
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A Dwarf on the Water
A story about a young Dwarf, the girl he met and the Goddess he insulted.
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Dorgen's Hammer
A royal heirloom passed down from the original dwarven deep-king Hjotar Zan Madroszal. Also known as the hammer of delayed oomph.
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What Is A Dwarf
A miserable little pile of secrets? No, where did you get that idea? Join the scholar Matteus Carter as he unveils the secrets of an ancient…
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Masgolth's Fire
'The Blizzard be strong outside, lads; settle yehself in and breathe the steam; we'll pass the time with a story.'
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The Rosomakha
Those of the bare chin, the clan of the wolverine, they who walked away from the mountain.
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Stout Lagerale
Hailing from a long line of brewers, Stout has given up the life of the beer-maker for the life of the Adventurer-Upon-Return
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The Gale Shield
A dwarven masterwork shield, imbued with the power of wind.
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The Glenbeard Tunnels
Troth Glenbeard was a dwarf with a mission. And that was destruction.From there, things happened. And the Irondeeps got a Subterranean-Trans…
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Artan Keybreaker
Dwarven Assassin
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Dwarven War Chariot
A rare sight, but one dreaded by the foes of dwarvendom.
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Thirty Punchlines to Dwarven Dirty Jokes
Hi Ho, Hi Ho....not included
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Sealed City of Roastone
Rumors of the closed city are whispered on the mouths of the other races, however no one will ever find a dwarf that will say one word about…
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Stone Beds
The best way for a traveling dwarf to sleep is on a bed of stone - Bodrick Rocknumber, stone bed salesman
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Hrothen's Gate
The swirling snow fell on the soldier's shield,covering the symbol of Hrothen's Hope.The swirling snow fell on the dwarf's black beard,and m…
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The Esgol Dwarves
A summary of the Esgol Dwarves which make their home within Esgoloth, in Asydia
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The Golodh Skull
The Skull of Golodh is the gold encrusted skull of the Dwarf Lord Golodh and it is cursed
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Lwausf's Intra Continental Sling Shot
'I knew Lwausf would be angry when we banished him, but I didn't see the whole undead-bearman-projectile thing coming. Looking back it was …
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Thrall and Yola
A dwarven love between the poor Thrall Ironspear and the rich Yola Goldenaxe.
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The Nation of Parna
Parna is a human nation in a fantasy realm. This is an outsider's description of that nation with a focus and the cultural and the ethnic gr…