Level 15 - Grand Lord King Master of Wordsmithy
'I take it ye've ne'er fought a Semblance. Nasty undead fiends they be. 'course, they don't look undead. They don't have gleamin' bones, or rottin' flesh. No, sir! The Semblance looks just like you or me. Except for when its tryin' ta get you. I take it ye've ne'er fought a Semblance. If you had, you'd be dead.'
-Old Gerald, man in the pub
A toilet that teleports your feces onto the PottyPortal's Poop Hill.
A sword with a mission