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Whistle of Big Game Summoning
Sometimes an item can be a little too effective...
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ISL 9000
Capable of delivering up to 20 iron spikes per minute at nearly the velocity of an arrow, the Iron Spike Launcher-9000 is the front line weapon of his most elit…
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Abyrwythynsternwdt, the Village of the Unpronouncable Name
The villagers paid dearly after they slew the stuttering old crone!
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Flawed Potions
Never buy your potions from the Discount Dealer...
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Gremils
[Pariah] 4:20 pm: OMFG!!! It's a gremil swarm.
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Undead Cosmetics
Half-serious, half-silly, a scroll of cosmetic and related products for the undead amongst you. Use and abuse at your own risk.
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P. Donkey Donque
Yeah yeah, I know the Duke. Of course I do. P. Donkey Donque travels in some high circles, jester.
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Silly traps
Many traps are not designed to kill or maim, but more to disgust or annoy, or even to put a smile on the victim's face... this is a scroll of such traps.
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The Furry Tree-Zombies
The Furry Tree-Zombies were a race of Tribal Jungle Halflings untill an insane Re-Animator discovered their existance.
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Kitchen Gods- Modern Day Deities
In addition to the Gods listed elsewhere, there are several minor mythological beings spoken of in current Western culture and may be taken more or less serious…
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Combusting Shrews
Long sieges can be a trial for both sides. For the beseiged especially, finite ammunition supplies always pose a problem - except when the ammunition can reprod…
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The Amulet of Looda Chriss
An extremely shiny piece of bling, so big and amazing that it inspires anyone who sees it to ask questions about its origins, the bearer, and most anything else…
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Beet
A product of chaos storms and waaaaaaaaaaaay to much caffine, Beet has boundless energy and the single mindedness of a stick.
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Munchkin Utility Belt
What is it that hangs from such a fine belt? Tis a sword of Righteous Slaying, and a Mace of Disintegration. A pouch of Perfect Invisibility Dust, and a wand of…
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Knooble Glitio
The quirky gnome captain of the small air ship the Flying Gopher. Knooble and his crew sell out their services of hauling cargo or quick travel.
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The Staff of Random Magic
The staff is beautiful to look at, made of pure ebony wood with a large diamond set at the top and rusted iron buttons along it's side. It gives off an aura of …
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Potion of Mis Understanding Languages
Made by an anarchist trying to seed dissent, the potions actually work better than normal potions of understanding languages ... sort of.
This item is silly.
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Wing Brew
In certain parts of the world, DON'T ask for something in a language the barkeep dosen't understand or say 'just give me anything'
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Everybody
'Everybody knows that!' -Mantra of knowitalls everywhere.
Everybody must be the wisest person in all of Creation, because he seems to know everything!
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Eastern Rabbit's Staff of Doom
Tired of losing followers to inept searchers, The Eastern Rabbit decided to *motivate* searchers to find the hidden eggs.
This item is Silly.