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Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 3
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#321and it is Jagermeister, there are no Y's in it.
http://www.jager.com/_splash.cfm?ref=/index.cfm
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#322Haha! Oops, my bad, thanks for the correction. -
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#323ARRR!!! and they even say dreams are only indicated of what types of food you eat..... But im not sure about that >_>.....
And here it is! saying that it goes with a chemical paralysis!! -
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#324I've never understood how Red Bull gives you wings! I've drank and drank but I've never actually grown wings!CURSE YOU AND YOUR LIES RED BULL!
By the way did you know that Red Bull is made out of intestines. Seriously I'm not even joking, look on the can! :puke:
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#325I agree T. But when I drank my first, It sure was my last. I drank it once, it tastes just like children's cough meds, or like crap. :puke: :puke: :puke:
I've upgraded my puke'n guys to three puke'n guys -
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#326I've not consumed a Red Bull, but I have consumed a number of Full Throttles, which very much remind me of drinking a can of sweettarts that has been carbonated. Very zippy. -
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#327So we should pitch the new slogan to them that "Red Bull gives you guts!" -
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#328"Brilliant!"-Guiness beer commercials -
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#329Speaking of brilliance, X-mas lights hurt my eyes.
And, yes I'm back, sans keyboard. -
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#330only when there stuck in your eyes, and you can't get them out, unless you have a toothpick. :shock: -
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#331Well, after my little New Years Party, I'm done drinking for a while. Did way to much stupid shit, not to metion hurting the girl I love (Emotionally, not physically, if I had physically, I would take my life without a second thought.) Plus, to make matters worse, I got so depressed, I cut myself, I quit that stupid shit long ago, and now I have two red lines on my left forearm. Feel free to lecture me, I won't complain at all. Least I know I'm done getting trashed at partys... -
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#332My new year's party was a peice of crap. Don't get me wrong it was nice spending time with my family but I got sick because I drank to much apple cider. :puke: I think I drank more apple cider that night than I did in my entire life. But I'm not even 15 yet so that's not too much. :lol: -
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#333Wait, you're under fifteen?
I thought I was the kid... *Runs into the bathroom crying* -
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#334Stop scaring the Rythm Bandit with your youth... -
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#335sorry guys but I cant relate coz I dont drink...... >_>" -
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#336Arise oh glorious Captain-thulhu for your might and power are still viral and addicting. The scribes of the world call your name and foretell your second coming and reestablishment of your former glory. In the name of the Catfish of Eashtar I call your name through the blackness. -
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#337............tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick
O.k. any time now.... -
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#338:lol:
bbbBBBBBRRRAAAWWRRR!
From the benthic depths of the murky River Polporix, Doug, the Catfish of Eashtar, ARISES. Whiskers twitching, mouth agape, skin dripping with primordial goo.
"You rang? I'd be here sooner, but it was hard to see through that 'blackness' you mentioned."
"I am as much a cat-fish as you are a monkey-dog! I am known as Dougarrszuihgugoua, The-Fish-Cursed-To-Be-Without-Scales, the Feeler of Vibrations! You may call me Doug."
"Where is the one they call Chuckanator? He will be dealt with first."
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#339(Arise, CHUCKANATOR)
(And from the pit of darkness, The Master Bot, rises, weilding a sword of....Wait, He's got a fishing pole! DOUG, get the HECK OUT OF THERE!)
"LET'S FISH!" ohh, better not forget my Bat.
(And from the crowd, somebody throws THE CHUCKANATOR a bat)
"no, this won't do. Here, get me that steel chair.)
(The person then throws him the chair)
"THANKS Cris!" NOW Let do this DOUG!"
(CHUCKANATOR Casts out the 20 prong hook, snagging onto Dougs tail. "FISH ON!" Yells CHUCKANATOR as he begins to rill the fish in.
"Now to put you out of your pain and suffer." Chuckanator then picks up the steel chair and begins batting it down on the fishes flapping head and the crowd begins the count.)
"1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!!!!!!!!!!"
(CHUCKANATOR then picks up the great fish by its gills. "Quick, get a picture!" And everyone takes out there camras and the flashes go wild!)
"HERE, You guys can have it! I'm a Robot and I don't even need to recharg let alone eat anyting!"
(CHUCKANATOR begins to twirl the limp fish around and throws it into the crowd. The people are going nuts. The stage falls over and Pandemonium has broken out.)
(The ground opens out and Chuckanator raises his belt marking his vicitory over the fish they called Doug. "SEE Ya, SOON!!" and the Chuckanator takes a dive back into the darkness and the ground seals back up.) -
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#340I shall anounce thee!! "Death to all sinners!!"
*Died*
I do I feel like that its being poked or something? fishing using a harpoon on a milk fish is kinda stupid...
but rather I used something like.... like...... like......... -
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#341UUHHH..............anchor!!!!!!! -
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#342nu uuhhh! -
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#343Anchors for fish-hooks, dragons for bait! -
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#344And all the losers shalt eternally gyrate.
Lest the greatest wrath should fall from the sky
Meaningless inanities shall all go bye bye. -
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#345Anchors for fish-hooks, dragons for bait?
Sounds like a rousing sea shanty!
A call for lyrics! A call for lyrics I say! -
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#346I say leave that to T-Bone -
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#347Oh Strolen, what have your people done to anger you so? What infamous deed twas commited that caused us to be submitted to the singular destruction of a week of our inanities? Was it the tears of Bawls? Or the fearsome calls? -
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#348of was it the defeat of the over grown cat fish, formally known as Doug, who was utterly destroyed by none other then yours truly?
I'D LIKE TO THINK SO!!!!!
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#349And from the bleakness that the lost souls call darkness arose such a sound that Snoopy rolled over from his kingdom on the doghouse and Charlotte's Web did shed it's morning dew. And from this sound arose a pinpoint of light, such that the mind could be imposing on its weakend self a shape to justify the noise that was overtaking it.
From the madness the pinpoint coalesced into a vision, not of madness but of lunacy. In this vision it was plainly seen and explained that which cannot be understood or known. So the plain confused message was embraced and the void was created. This void had a will of its own and the movements were unabled to be followed by mortals causing it to be unremembered.
I have no knowledge of what has came to pass, what is, or what is to be. All I know is the void and the unknown and these are the only thing that which I cannot speak. -
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#350quite a story, I bet it could be a movie.. :D
Yes. I can see it now (THE VOID)
Staring, Snoopy and Charlotte
Music Guest stars GOOD CHARLOTTE and SNOOP DAWG -
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#351There is an enormous and pressing demand for a website where youngsters can spam. -
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#352Where is a demand, there can be supply... say, how about founding a few paid sites, and becoming billionnaires? -
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#353Isn't that why they invented the oh so hated MySpace? Speaking of, why would you want to divulge every last bit of information about yourself for free when you can wait until your mid-life crisis, write a horrible excuse for an autobiography and make millions? It'll sell better with run-on sentences, trust me.
On an unrelated note, whatever happened to the noble pilcrow? It would look so nice peppered among my numerous tangents. -
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#354I have a myspace, but don't like being on it much, because of all the crap that is put on it. I saw on FOX news, these gang members beat the heck out of a 12 year old girl, filmed it, and put it on my space. I say the owner of Myspace, what's his face?, should get off his lazy @$$ and keep the website clean from all this crap... -
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#355I have a myspace page too. I officially became an internet whore that day, but on the other hand I have gotten back in touch with some other people I used to know before I moved to Tennessee so it is kind of cool like that.
Oh, and Tom isn't a real person, so that is one less friend for Chuckanator. :p -
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#356Meh, Myspace is just like yahoo to me. And it lets me keep in touch with old friends and family no matter where I go. Always gotta be a library somewhere nearby. Anyhow, myspace does have its downsides, for ex. 12 year old little girls dressing like whores strait out of an movie based in Las Vegas. Please, don't insult Myspace as a single object, just tell Ria we have uses for our little gremlin friends. I'm sure they have good in them somewhere. -
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#357what's this technology you speak of? *sneaks off to stalkerspace* -
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#358But of course, one always remember thine roots. You see, many of them grow so deep that even the memory of them is lost to sight. And without a site, on cannot partake of the merry making that many partake of on this eve.
Even so, the internet doth provide us with our pleasures, no matter how pleasing they be. Being such a wonderful treasure trove of wisdomless banter can, however, create decades of details. Detailing such drivel can drive one quite stark, raving mad and downright, totally bonkers.
In retrospect, I believe that all this in turn will pass away as well.
Here's to the 5 'til crowd. Gotta luv ya's! -
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#359The only thing internet provided me with, was a beer gut. -
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#360same thing happens when sit on you butt all day and watch T.V. and eat ice cream, and chocolate and all that crap.