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Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 3
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#361I think that sums up your life Chuckanator. :wink: -
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#362if it was a book, that's only the "about the auther" part, not even chapter 1.
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#363That would be a pretty boring book. Almost as boring as this guy's. :giant: -
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#364And I guess the title will be "The boring life of the author"~
And well... I just got back XD....
But I guess i was making RP stuff and typing it in my deviant page >_>....
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#365All hail the deviant eastern mage of fire! -
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#366What about the boring life of the Arthur, Rei? :woot: -
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#367Nothing much of the idea... just some "happy go killing" and "somewhat like that..." style....
But who knows... moving letters out of the drawers >_ -
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#368Oh yeah........ 8) -
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#369[img width=400 height=278]http://www.isen.com/blog/wuerker-newspapers.jpg -
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#370OK.... That explains all of it~ -
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#371Military Wisdom I
"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least
expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your
unit."
- Army's magazine of preventive maintenance.
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"Aim towards the Enemy."
- Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher
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"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.
- U.S. Marine Corps
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"Cluster bombing from B-52s are very, very accurate. The bombs are
guaranteed to always hit the ground."
- USAF Ammo Troop
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"If the enemy is in range, so are you." - Infantry Journal
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"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just
bombed."
- U.S. Air Force Manual
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"Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo."
- Infantry Journal
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"You, you, and you ... Panic. The rest of you, come with me."
- U.S. Marine Corp Gunnery Sgt.
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"Tracers work both ways."
- U.S. Army Ordnance
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"Five second fuses only last three seconds."
- Infantry Journal
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#372ROTFL!!!! -
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#373
"Five second fuses only last three seconds."
- Infantry Journal
that reminds me of a phenomenon that happens in flash chat a lot.... hmmm.... -
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#374[img width=329 height=400]http://www.coldforged.net/pics/suckychristmas.jpg -
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#375Hehe! Click the link to watch pictures of russian mobster tombstones! Y'all need to see this!
http://englishrussia.com/?p=723
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#376Military Wisdom II
"Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last, and don't ever
volunteer to do anything."
- U.S. Navy Swabbie
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"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid."
- David Hackworth
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"If your attack is going too well, you're walking into an ambush."
- Infantry Journal
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"No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection."
- Joe Gay
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"Any ship can be a minesweeper ... once."
- Anonymous
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"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do."
- Unknown Marine Recruit
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"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you."
- Your Buddies
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"Blue water Navy truism: There are more planes in the ocean than
submarines in the sky."
From an old carrier sailor
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"When one engine fails on a twin-engine airplane you always have
enough power left to get you to the scene of the crash."
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"What is the similarity between air traffic controllers and pilots?
If a pilot screws up, the pilot dies;
If ATC screws up, .... the pilot dies."
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"Progress in airline flying: now a flight attendant can get a pilot
pregnant."
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"I remember when sex was safe and flying was dangerous."
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"Mankind has a perfect record in aviation; we never left one up there!"
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"Flying the airplane is more important than radioing your plight to a
person on the ground incapable of understanding or doing anything about it."
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"When a flight is proceeding incredibly well, something was
forgotten."
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Advice given to RAF pilots during WWII: "When a prang (crash) seems
inevitable, endeavor to strike the softest, cheapest object in the
vicinity as slow and gently as possible."
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"The Piper Cub is the safest airplane in the world; it can just
barely kill you."
- Attributed to Max Stanley (Northrop test pilot)
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"Never fly in the same cockpit with someone braver than you."
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Basic Flying Rules: "Try to stay in the middle of the air. Do not go
near the edges of it. The edges of the air can be recognized by the
appearance of ground, buildings, sea, trees and interstellar space. It is
much
more difficult to fly there."
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#377WAHAHA!!!! LMAO!!!
That just reminds me of the flying fortress crashed because a bird got crunched on its engine.... -
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#378YouTube is fun!
Been looking at music videos lately and something strikes me: Damn, the evolution (or devolution?) of music videos is most profound! Take this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMikAeK8rL0 video. It is from 1982... Quite a change from that to modern day Beyonce videos I'd say. Dunno if that song made it to the States, but it was big in europe at the time.
Other than that... Haha, the video is the veritable field study of Germany in the early eighties!
And the guy with the orange suspenders must be imitiating me out on town or something! :D -
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#379IA CTHULHU FHTAGN!
Jesus Cthulhu Was Jesus really Cthulhu in disguise? Read the evidence and decide... -
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#380no, sounds made up. Or maybe he was one of Jesus's evil fighting minions in disguise. Perhaps Chuck Norris. yah, 8) -
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#381ummm.... Don't tell me.... =_="
I found this funny in some certain reason I don't know...
Well..... yeah... ummm... that is... wait... this isn't serious, is it?
I rea;;y do find it confusing... If this was serious I find it hard to believe....
or just plain unbelievable.... Or this reports contains writings of hypnotism?
Coz some of those who says they are Jesus are complete jokers.... I really do think that if Jesus returns... he will never admit he is Jesus... thus... he will only spread God's good news to people... and one thing I'm very sure of... He will never start it rich!! In his story in the bible... he was a son of a carpenter... and they were never rich... so I think he will never hit it rich in his return...
But jey... I never said that report says he admits his jesus... so uh.... if he did then I guess he did.... -
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#382Well, they convinced me. IA CHTULHU AND PRAISE JESUS!!! -
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#383I prefer Shub Niggurath - The black goat of the forest with a thousand young!
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#384Time to swear in the church... Here is some LotR related stuff:
LotR the musical:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tin6NJqQQsM
Frodo reunited:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QAlt4Sfl7Q
Low brow, but I laugh easily ;) -
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#385I'm actually a Nyarlathotep kinda guy myself, for some reason I'd prefer utter terror and insanity to death, at least right now. *Mildy insane cackling* -
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#386I like your style! Of course, with Nylarthotep (Well, anyone in the Mythos)... you get the utter terror and insanity, then you get the death when they get bored. -
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#387OK WTH....... My windows in youtube wont work... =_=" -
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#388I recommend a lubricant! -
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#389I would have to disagree there, m'dear. Cthulhu, and all the major figures in the Mythos are generally unconcerned with the mental condition of their food, but Ny seems to enjoy the torment he causes, making him an interesting master, being that I'm not too worried about getting eaten before my time. :mrgreen: -
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#390Newt Gingrich says: Freedom of speech must DIE!
Meanwhile, in the House of Representatives: The chosen of the people move to protect their flock from social sites like Strolen's Citadel! 'ware the evil-doers of the Citadel! -
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#391Actually, that first one helped me with a idea I'm working on. Niftyness incarnate. -
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#392You guys are talking in a language i don't understand! :( :hypno: -
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#393Yep. An iklsporfin translation is forthcoming!
While you are waiting you can choose something from the Strolen's Citadel, Beijing HeadQuarters, menu:
[img width=400 height=336]http://farm1.static.flickr.com/162/429557222_c116e202b4.jpg?v=0
I want a "cold face", "fry to pull"! -
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#394lol big time AG :up: -
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#395I am afraid of the strange private's fried rice.
Newt Gingrich is a tool. And like a tool, he needs to be put back in the shed and possibly forgotten about until some antiquers come and find him in about 100 years when his commentary is completely worthless and out of date...dang, it already is. -
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#396I'm not gonna trust it till I can see exactly what he said. I've been present during conversations with reporters where elected officals have said "I like the world and think that people should die on occasion" and when I saw a quote it the paper it came out as "I think the world should die."* At other times and other places Newty's been quoted as saying "the gov't needs to stay the {AutoCensor} out of people's rights."*
Not that I'm gonna defend him without knowing exactly what he said either, but I'm not gonna exactly trust what a blurb about an article says when I can't find anything the blurb was talking about in the article itself. You know that saying about how when you open your mouth you make a hole you foot can fit into quite well? Yeah, reread the article and blurb again, just missed a paragraph. Opps... :mrgreen:
*That isn't the exact quote, but it provides a very good example. -
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#397And that is fact regardless of the source. Media is dictated by several factors and honesty doesn't even make the list. Political propaganda, the journalists' desire for a scoop (or even just to make the deadline), religion, the opinion of the owners of the media house, etc... All of these matter.
But a statement quoted as exactly as this in as public a place as this... Seems real to me. I'd wager that Newty doesn't really know what he is talking about. When people grow old, they grow suspicious and clueless about new technology and trends. And the more clueless they get, the more suspicious they get. It was ever thus.
"Terrorists use this internet thing ya say... Let us put a lid on it then!"
(As for exactly what he said... Follow the link in the slashdot article) -
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#398to...much......policticality! :hypno: -
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#400how do you play the darn things? :what: I spent hours trying to figure it out. :cry: Actually it was only a few minutes but it felt like hours!