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Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 3
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#561Fish + llama = profit! -
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#562Combined Llama Profit Theorem
Fish + Llama = Profit
Profit = Revenue - Cost
Ergo,
Fish + Llama = Revenue - Cost
Cost + Fish + Llama = Revenue
Revenue = Price * Quantity
Ergo,
Cost + Fish + Llama = Price * Quantity
Llama = (Price * Quantity) - Fish - Cost
Ergo,
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#563That...
THAT......
That....
I am almost speechless.
That is the most logical, well thought out, important, world changing set of forumlas I have EVAAAR seen!
The fish, the fish was sheer brilliance. How the Llama reacts and balances across....for the love of....you could be the first nobel prize winner in the category of Llama! -
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#564Why is it that the llama entered popular culture so far ahead of the alpaca?
I think it has something to do with L being so shapely and attractive. -
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#565It is not for you to understand the Llama, but to accept.
-Prophet Mohammed Llama
Unfortunately, no one can be told what The Llama is. You have to see it for yourself.
You have to let it all go, llama. Alpacas, vicunas, and guanacos. Free your llama.
Do not try to bend the llama; that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth. [What truth?] There is only llama. Then you'll see, that it is not the llama that bends, it is only yourself.
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#566There is Llama
edit by strolen: Only in the most rarest and most detrimental times would I *ever* deem it necessary to edit somebody's post besides mine. Llama Roack has created that circumstance, that circumstance that is both unspeakable and dangerous to the entire Llamahood. It was for this reason that I stepped across the line and edited Llama Roack's post.
Pray that this is the only time we will ever find it necessary. Live Llama and Prosper.
I am sorry that AG had to witness this abomination prior to my edit. We will have a chat counseling session for any others that may have gone through this traumatic event. This is not typical of Strolen's Citadel, nor do I condone the actions taken herein forthwith insomnia copa diem. -
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#567NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
DO NOT SPEAK SUCH WORDS! -
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#568I apologize to the members that have viewed Llama Roack's post prior to my being able to edit it.
I hope that those that did view it are able to release that evil spirit of a memory in the name of all llamahood. Revenge for it will not be necessary, we will call it lesson learned and pray that it doesn't happen again.
In nocturn baticus relatinia. -
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#569Llama llama llamm llamm!
Llama llama llamm llamm! -
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#570POTATOE!!!!!!!!! -
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#571Dan Quayle!!! -
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#572The llama stickers are slotted for creation in May. We have to wait for some other stuff to get done first. Then there will be llama starter kits available. LLLLLAAAAAAMMMMMAAAAAAAAA -
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#573And yet we intend to lose our path...
but the llamas are always there D= -
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#574Nay, all hail SUZOD! Lord high on his ark of popsicle sticks (est. completion: 28918764, AD!)
This calls for a religious war I'll probably lose! -
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#575Lose?! Have ye no faith?! Build, I say, an ark of forty cubits by fifty cubits by a hundred cubits by thirty-seven cubits by fifteen and three-quarters cubits!
Yes, of course the ark is five dimensional. How else do you expect a self-made deity to travel? -
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#576Five dimensions? I thought you wanted eight, my Lord! No I'm going to have to start all over again!
And without the sixth dimension, how am I supposed to heat the jacuzzi? Let alone the bubbles! -
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#577Yea, though eight was once the dimensional number, it hath been retracted due to budget constraints. Work with what thou hast.
Also, paint some flames on the side. It'll look wicked cool. -
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#578My lord, should these flames be a gradient of red to orange, or monochromatic against a more striking background? -
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#579"Pink and blue on an alabaster black background." Thus spake Zathastura. -
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#580The Jabberwock knows all. Heed it, lest YOU be the one snicker-snacked! -
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#581I could go for some Snickersnacks right now, actually, I'm pretty hungry.
That would be the greatest candy ever.
It could be in the shape of slithy toves, and have nougat. Flavored nougat.
Or it could be those little shaped chicken wings that come in fast food kids' meals. -
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#582One time, I had some chicken nuggets, and they were shaped like dinosaurs. -
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#583PURGE THE CHICKEN WITH HOLY FIRE! -
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#584PURGE THE FIRE WITH HOLY CHICKEN!! -
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#585FIRE THE HOLY WITH THE CHICKEN PURGE!!! -
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#586I swear to god your all crazy! I've been pretty much through all of this post page by page and most of it I either don't understand or is complete nonscence (SP?) although I have seen one or two general conversations situated here and there! -
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#587HERE COMES THE GRAVYTRAIN (That is a Train of Gravy):
Glugga glugga.. Glugga glugga.. SQUOOO! SQUOOO!
You must first Fire the chicken with Fire, then Holy Fire, then Fire the Fire with Fire.
The Purge the Chicken Purgatory of Purged Holy Purgers.
Then Fire it all into Holy Purgatory Chicken, Batman!
*Pieh stand ready with a Large Hammer, poised ready to hit anyone who cant hit themselves.* -
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#588Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? -
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#589Zathastura (?) and SOZUD are naught in comparison to Llama and his monodimensional complexity! -
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#590http://gregegan.customer.netspace.net.au/images/Hypercube.gifCube:Hypercube::Llama:Hyperllama[img width=271 height=400]http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b343/browneyedgirl_1971/bananaman-llama-2.jpg -
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#591Does my God worships a Llama, or does he seek to disprove the Llama?
SUDDEN MEMORY OF WHEN I FOUND THE LIGHT OF SUZOD:
Whatever happened to DL? -
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#592DL was transfered to the First Pan-Dimensional Vortex, along with Druid_Wiking where they have been tasked with great deeds of valor and heroism. Of course having both been reduced to the size of termites and trapped within the most powerful of the pan-dimensional vortices, it is unlikely that their epics will ever reach us.
(DL was banned) -
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#593Alas, the Citadel has lost one of its most glorious role players. Who among us will honor this peerless hero by composing a dirge in his honor? -
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#594THE END ITS UPON USES!!!! I'M TEH SUN OF STATAN AND ILL EAT YOUR SOULZZZZ!!!!!!!
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It's my ballad in his honor. Or not really, just remembering how funny he could be, what with the 5 different copies of himself logged in at the same time, pretending he had followers and the like, and then disavowing them ten seconds later.... Ah, those were the days.
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#595*Tears up a little*
That was beautiful, Pariah. When I die, I want you to say my eulogy. Of course, being a devout Suzodian, I will end up with him when I die, putting me right back in the citadel. But I'd be a ghost! Spoooooooky! -
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#596Not only a ghost, but a glow-in-the-dark ghost with kung-fu grip! -
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#597I make things with light
light "glow-in-the-dark ghost with kung-fu grip" makes them glow so bright
a steamboat, a ninja, a tropical fish
a Cthulhu dojo or whatever I wish -
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#598I stand by,
fascinated,
morbidly curious,
as the Citadel wanes,
withers,
fades away. -
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#599A great man once said, "All we are is dust in the wind." -
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#600If the Citadel wanes, then it will someday wax back