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Re: The Call of Captain-thulhu part 3
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#601The dust devil, the waxing moon, rise Citadel, rise! -
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#602Ouborous has risen! -
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#603It is true, as the great Jordan said we live in a Wheel of Time. What once was will be once again. -
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#604Ladies, gentlemen, astral beings and nameless ones,
This November, remember to vote for the Mythocratic party in your state and national elections.
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#605I will vote llamacrat and will only change my vote to Cthulhu if a llama is vice!
[img width=400 height=326]http://www.llamanews.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/llamacratic-home.jpg
http://www.llamanews.com
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#606Roack votes for the Roackocratic Presidential, Senatorial, Congressional, and Mystical candidate. Roack Roackerson. He's just so intelligent and charismatic! And handsome.
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#607Do Cthulhu, Roack Roackerson, or this Llama fellow even qualify to be president? If we cant have Arnold how can we have a Llama? and with Roack we would have to adopt a new national language, and nobody (except Roack) wants that. I would vote for Cthulhu, but I have my doubts about him begin a legal american citizen. All that said: Vote for Pieh! He is as American as Apple-what-he-is. He will run this nation into the grou- uh, GRAVY TRAIN OF SUCCESS that it deserves! And a free Gravy Flavored Potato Chip with every purchase of a ticket to his All-American Aggravated Ape Assault Area fights! ACT NOW! VOTE PIEH IN 08! Because: Why the hell not? -
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#608Don't blame me, I voted Vader.
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#609Cthulu would like to invite the other presidential cantidates to a public televised debate on the most inauspicious an unholy dates of the calendar, the 15th of April.
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#610Uhhh... Roack Roackerson will attend, but he would like to mention he tastes horrible, and would be better eaten after ripening for a few more millenia. -
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#611Third world gang member... No Uzi, but a dart sling... Coolness! I got inspired for my post apoc setting!
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#612I'm sure Roack Roackerson tastes fine with BBQ Sauce... Everything else does. The talented Herr Pastry would like to drop out of the race before he is eaten. All hail Cthulhu as president of the US of A. He has won the hearts, souls, and portable DVD players of us all, may he be merciful with them.
In the dark house under the waters, we wait for his appearance. His might can be felt with every intake of this... it it? Air? While we wait for him we play tic-tac-toe in the sand and dance obscenely on tables while drinking the blood of the golden llama. We have nothing to fear. Cthulhu will be victorious! -
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#613Eh? What about Vader? I voted for him, as did many others with Pro-Sith sympathies. In the name of the Force, I swear that there's simply no way our anointed one will ever surrender! Hail Vader! -
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#614A new candidate for "Ultimate Evil" has arisen. Jar Jar Binks is a candidate whose wicked ways have haunted an entire generation.
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#615
A new candidate for "Ultimate Evil" has arisen. Jar Jar Binks is a candidate whose wicked ways have haunted an entire generation.
For true, pure evil: Vote Jar-Jar!
You do realize that J.-J. B. is the true reason why Vader turned to evil? So many people complained that the story made little sense... but it was only a cover up.
I really wonder what happened of him after the few episodes in limelight... into what shadow did he creep into, what dastardly plans did he (she? it?!) realize.
Some claim, he has taken over the position of the Emperor. But the Emperor is dead: this evil genius wouldn't do the mistake. To many wise it is clear the Emperor was but a puppet to him. Or could he be indeed lost somewhere, biding his time? Forget the Death Stars. I fear the real threat may be just coming. -
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#616Now, now, settle down with thse Star Wars canidates. Darth Vader and (Darth?) Binks are from an entirely different galaxy! And ancient historical figures. Now, If it was A Zombie Vader that could travel at the Speed of Light or Jar-Jar the Dethe Litch of Temporal Abuses. Then, maybe, I would consider them possibilities.
Oh, darn, I'm about to prove myself wrong.
Since we know Vader came back as the Force Ghost Anakin (Ep.6) and JJB came back as a Force Ghost (Robot Chicken, SW Special). Then it is very possible for them to travel through time and space to the current USA and run for president. Darn. Oh well.. Cthulhu will eat all souls, mortal, immortal and otherwise. Foolish human and gungan spirits will not defeat the greatest old one. Fear for his awakening... although... I wouldn't be suprised if he skipped the election and napped for a few more eons... That's what I would do. -
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#617Eating is as unnatural as breathing. -
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#618You disgusting mortals, filling your... orifices with- with matter! Actual, physical matter!
I'd vomit, if it wasn't so d*mnably human. -
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#619
Eating is as unnatural as breathing.
The Oracle has spoken!
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#620Well, bel arabi masallama is goodb... bye. I can't write in inglish anymore, now i revert to engblish, and there is horror in brain(my).
Now that that's over... In Arabic, masallama is good bye; needless to say, this is remarkably close to the closing of the good Llama's prayer, Massive Llamas. BLECH. That took me an extra 3 characters for ever one I got right... I still type at 60+ words a minute, but now my accuracy is only about 3%... :cry:
So, in closing, MASSIVE LLAMAS!!!!11!!!! -
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#621The llamas were, the llamas are, the llamas are meant to be.
It is a circle of llamas and llamas will continue to cycle.
Pariah speaks true llama words of wisdom and it brought spit to my jowl which I released in the traditional llama manner. I do not necessarily know what part a jowl is but the word fought with such power to be written that I couldn't resist. I have walked on green grass today and the goodness of a life that a llama may live is a living llama testatement to the life lived by other living llamas and fellow ruminants. Good wishes, green pastures, and bountiful reception to your orgle.
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#622But, are they bleating? -
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#623Copacetically -
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#624llamacetically -
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#625So how are the llamas doing nowadays? -
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#626Dromedarilly. -
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#627This little Llama went to the market! -
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#628And painted a wall. -
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#629The enemies of the Great Llama infected my box the other day. Much rejoicing was given in their dark and neferious halls. Through many tries I waded, first trying to cut my loses, and then, when even the hope of hope was lost, I just cut and formatted. Much was lost that was yet to be gained. -
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#630Ah, I think I love this site: www.wulffmorgenthaler.com
Some strips are incredibly stupid, but others... I love them! -
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#631I went crazy once
I died
They buried me in a field of flowers
I'm allergic to flowers
I couldnt scratch my nose
eye wint crazi wunce
eye dyed
Thay burried mi n a feeld of flours
Eye coodn't scrach mi knose
ecno yzarc tnew i
deid i
srewolf fo dleif a ni em deirub yeht
srewolf ot cigrella m'i
eson ym hctarcs t'ndluoc i -
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#632srewolf
It is a code you fool! Man the Ceaser Box and Vigènere Square, we have a live one! -
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#633Something is wrong, the flowers are blooming in october, and Mrs Kitchener who passed away keeps trying to sell me little boxes stuffed full of cut up credit cards. -
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#634Its a challenge of wealth =P -
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#635My pants started singing and a small yellow bird keeps talking to me about life insurance. I think I should be worried but the nice man on the Weather channel said everything would be okay, if a bit strange. He seems like a nice enough fellow so I am inclined to believe him. I checked my email on my toaster and found out one of my Myspace friends left me a message.
You are not your ring tone, you are not the witty quote on your myspace page, you are not a unique snowflake.
That's good because snowflakes are cold and I think that the cold sucks. Vacuum cleaners suck to, but I guess they kinda have to do that. I went to the coffee shop, they were out of coffee, but were serving large cups of semi-gloss paint in caramel, mocha, and latte.
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#636I remember this one time at ninja camp....
.....nope, nevermind. Can't remember. -
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#637Where is my lute? :x -
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#638Well, you see, when a mommy lute and a daddy lute love each other... -
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#639:shock: THAT'S NOT HOW IT GOES!!! is it? -
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#640A lute is nothing more than a flute that has had the F*** knocked out of it