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The Call of Captain-thulhu part 2
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#281Blast the wise old penguins, they are never around when you need them.
*Mike scouts for THE wise old penguins.
"The monkeys are closing in on us! Argh! It bit me in my clothes!!!!"
*Mike pops out his infamous Banana gun and loads it with pink Mice.
Ratatatattatatatatatatatata! -
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#282what do you call james bond in a bath?
A. bubble 07 !!
hehehehehahahahHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHOHOHOO....hihi...ehm. -
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#283Strolen wants YOU!
"COMPETITIVE SALARY" We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors. "JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY" We have no time to train you. "CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE" We don''t pay enough to expect that you''ll dress up. "MUST BE DEADLINE-ORIENTED" You''ll be six months behind schedule on your first day. "SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED" Some time each night and some time each weekend. "DUTIES WILL VARY" Anyone in the office can boss you around. "MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL" We have no quality control. "CAREER-MINDED" Female Applicants must be childless (and remain that way). "APPLY IN PERSON" If you''re old, fat or ugly you''ll be told the position has been filled. "NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE" We''ve filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality. "SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE" You''ll need it to replace three people who just left. "PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST" You''re walking into a company in perpetual chaos. "REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS" You''ll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect. "GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS" Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want & do it.
Yaaay. Now to the next step, how irritating is THIS?
:D :) :( :o :shock: :? 8) :lol: :x :P :oops: :cry: :evil: :twisted: :roll: :wink: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: -
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#284Execute Order 66
Exterminate the monkeys -
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#285Yes, my master.
*red lightsaber deploy hiss* -
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#286Another night, another chat.
22:31:43 [Michael_Jotne_Slayer] Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)
22:32:24 Um.... okay. Remind me to not go to England
22:32:36 * CaptainPenguin breathes fire of all kinds
22:32:45 England is great!
22:33:06 * Scrasamax has command of the fleet now, all ships prepare for England and ready your aquariums lads!
22:33:26 -slaps self in the forehead-
22:33:51 * CaptainPenguin is off to Liverpool to buy a fish...
22:33:53 Alright lads, off to England with you then.
22:34:07 Remember who you're talking to, Jinx- we're men -
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#287England,eh? Sign me up for your little voyage,Scras. I and my little camera will brave treacherous seas,loathsome monsters of the depths and a whole host of other marine terrors,as long as it means I get to ogle hot topless sales women. -
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#288... no! Not THAT one! The MONKEY wrench, did you hear me? THE MONKEY WRENCH...... -
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#289...but for the sake of breasts, I go. -
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#290They are just boobs! Mounds of fat with little hats on! But I do agree that England is smashing (not because of the boobs, mind you.) Trust me boys, if you had a pair to look at every day, they would lose their intrigue (eventually). -
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#291Smacks head. -
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#292Pengilly spoke thusly
They are just boobs! Mounds of fat with little hats on! But I do agree that England is smashing (not because of the boobs, mind you.) Trust me boys, if you had a pair to look at every day, they would lose their intrigue (eventually).
As a married man, in a way I do have a nice set of boobs I can look at every day, and after 2 years of marriage (thus far) I still havent grown the least bit tired of the twins. My wife however has echoed your sentiment and it is one I can understand.
As for England, I think I would have to pass. It would be the combination of making excretory organs (liver, kidneys) into aked goods, the dreary weather, and Oasis. I like the Beetles, Fish and Chips and Guiness, and I do love a good set of knockers but that really isnt enough to get me to pack my bags and make a jaunt over the pond.
My closing thought, every woman with breasts can use her cleavage to mind control most any man alive. -
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#293I trust no one! -
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#294There can be only one! -
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#295There can be only six billions. -
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#296I like the spellcheck by the way, though it does not approve your post if you have written spellcheck in one word. -
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#297I always had a soft spot for those humans partially emerging from the walls in the "Aliens" movie...
*Ancient gamer kidnaps some Barbarian Horde members and cement them partially into the Citadel walls, where they can scream with utter horror for all eternity*
...Satisfaction guaranteed :) -
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#298Watcha guys talking about?? -
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#299Maki rolls my dear! Ahhh, wasabi mixed with soy sauce, dip those nori wrapped morsels of fish and rice into it and enjoy!
Manga lovers ought to love sushi too, though my love is strictly limited to precioussss ssussshi... raw fish, mmmm. Gollum, gollum! -
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#300we likes it wraw and wriggling, preciousssss....
I myself am partial to unagi, toro, and tako, and whatever the name for Salmon is, it escapes me at the moment. I will catch it, though. -
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#301In Stavanger(west coast of norway) nobody likes sushi.
We did get a Sushi bar named "Helt RÃ¥tt", translated
Totally Raw. It didn't go so well though so they started serving alcohol as well. Now it's just another night club.
I love Sushi though, and in norways capital Oslo there are plenty of good sushi places. -
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#302Witness the wonder of the computer game industry! No wonder people post only cliches the first time they join: This is the industry standard http://www.guildwars.com/gameinfo/professions/default.html -
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#303Instead of hack'n slashing in Guildwars, I'll be questing in the Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion this summer! Thanks to Bethesda for being a last bastion of computer roleplaying in a world of so-called computer roleplaying games (fantasy kill fest games is a better term).
This summer's ego trip looks like this:
http://www.elderscrolls.com/images/art/ob_pc/obliv24B.jpg -
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#304Hey! Do you guys want a preveiw of Ragnarok...
I'll just put a picture that I got from that game.
Like this one......
http://x4.putfile.com/5/14510372628.jpg
This is my knight...
And this place is the roots of yggdrasil tree (quite big doe) -
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#305http://x4.putfile.com/5/14510471575.jpg
Here's another! n_n (starting to get hyped) -
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#306http://x4.putfile.com/5/14511021550.jpg
This is the place called lutie! During christmas time almost all playars goes here... -
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#307Ugh! sorry if I over posted those images... -
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#308First of all, no more big pictures.
Second...
Witness the wonder of the computer game industry! No wonder people post only cliches the first time they join: This is the industry standard
Hey! I actually like Guild Wars! It does a lot better job of integrating MMORPGing into an actual storyline and interesting setting than any other MMORPG, and in addition, it's fun to play, and there's no level treadmill.
So lay off Guild Wars! -
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#309Clearly, this kitten has got claws. -
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#310*burns Pengilly with supernatural magic rock-and-roll powers* -
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#311Mwhahahaha!
I thought we could do anything within the call of captain-thulhu :P
HAH! *The tip of AGs foil pierce the outer layers of the Penguin's tuxido mail*
I must be the first one ever censored within this thread!
*feeds the penguin with fish*
"Good Penguin"
I have nothing against Guild Wars, though I look forward to the next chapter of the elder scrolls with far more anticipation! I just claim that mmorpg's (mmofkf's) make idiots out of people and that it is no wonder we get all those 1337 characters posted. I am disenchanted with an industry I originally wanted to enter. I might still enter it, only to prove that you can make great games including other ingredients than hack'n slash!
But I'll grant this... No level treadmill = GOOD! -
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#312http://x4.putfile.com/5/14512522727.gif
What the!? -
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#313http://x4.putfile.com/5/14512522727.gif
What the!?
What the!? What's with that expression on your face?? -
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#314http://x4.putfile.com/5/14512522727.gif
What the!?
What the!? What's with that expression on your face??Duh! The Images...
. . . . :?
H-HEY! You never owned a knight that's lvl 99! You even don't have a swordsman on your character's list!!
O-K were did you get that knight?? -
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#315AAAAAAAAAAAAAHH! IT BURNS! MY FLESH HAS BEEN MELTED OFF BY THE SHEER MAJESTY OF CAPTAIN PENGUIN'S AWESOME ROCK CAPABILITIES!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! -
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#316http://x4.putfile.com/5/14512522727.gif
What the!?
What the!? What's with that expression on your face??Duh! The Images...
. . . . :?
H-HEY! You never owned a knight that's lvl 99! You even don't have a swordsman on your character's list!!
O-K were did you get that knight??
HA! you just didn't see me train it...!! -
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#317*sigh* I always wished for eternal youth....
yet not....
HIYAAA!!
*throws a mirror to Pengilly! -
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#318http://x4.putfile.com/5/14512522727.gif
What the!?
What the!? What's with that expression on your face??Duh! The Images...
. . . . :?
H-HEY! You never owned a knight that's lvl 99! You even don't have a swordsman on your character's list!!
O-K were did you get that knight??
HA! you just didn't see me train it...!!HA! Your lying you only got that knight from the offline version... you cannot train that fast!! -
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#319NO! NO MORE NESTED QUOTES!
STOP QUOTING, STOP QUOTING, STOP QUOTING! AAAAARGH! -
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#320WHAO!!
OK, OK well stop quoting now...
(Geez)