Siren's Song (Sailors be warned!)

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   #121

   Birds!

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   #122

   Flightless aquatic birds.

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   #123

   Yep, and very strange, but it looks like fun!

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   #124

   Penguins are one of the cutest, funniest looking animals. I once had a little penguin doll. I called it Herman.

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   #125

   hermin....thats a good name.

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   #126

   Yeah, but males get the short end of the stick. After the females lay their eggs, they leave the males for about three months- in the dead of winter- to eat food in warmer waters and accumulate body fat to feed their young when they hatch in the spring.

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   #127

   Yeah. Male penguins have to sit around for months with their asses in the ice and snow, waiting for their girlfriends to get back from their tropical vacations! That's bad business!

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   #128

   well, its not unlike humans, except the females carry the baby, but they do control us!

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   #129

   I shall take after the pengins then. Yay! to Feminism!(?) Did you know that the male seahorses have the babies? They do. It's one time when nature took pity on the women.

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    #130

    Did you know that humans are pretty much the only species in which the females are the pretty ones?

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    #131

    In spiders the female kills the male and then alows the babys to eat the dead father :D

12. Siren's Song (Sailors be warned!)

    #132

    Cool, but I'd much rather keep the father of my child alive. At least for while, anyway.

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    #133

    The female preying mantis eats the male after mating!

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    #134

    well, humans are also lazy, so we want our spouse alive to help us!

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    #135

    I agree with that.... kindof.

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    #136

    Why not fully?

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    #137

    Er,... I don't remember now...

18. Siren's Song (Sailors be warned!)

    #138

    What?

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    #139

    Who? What? When? Where? Why? How?

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    #140

    SEHT IYA ROHT

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    #141

    Geez, whatever the point of this post may have been is entirely lost upon me.

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    #142

    Umm, what point?

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    #143

    I don't know. Maybe she means the point of SEHT IYA ROHT?

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    #144

    Last I knew, I was saying how glad I am that I am not a male penguin sitting on eggs, then we began talking about the greatness of females in various species and the dominance of women and suddenly everyone became confused.
    
    (hmmmm.)

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    #145

    Are you suggesting that females are confusing?

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    #146

    no, just great!

27. Siren's Song (Sailors be warned!)

    #147

    Well, I wasn't confused. I said this:
    
    SEHT IYA ROHT

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    #148

    right, and that really needs to stop captain!

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    #149

    Why?

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    #150

    because you have posted it at least 36 times on close to 15 different threads.

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    #151

    I was merely stating the facts ma'am.

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    #152

    I must agree, to the male mind, females are the most confusing thing there is!

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    #153

    It never gets any easier.

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    #154

    I can't say the same for males. You men are so simple.

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    #155

    speaking of which, have you seem Strolen's new system of our hp/mp? Its making it so we can easily see who is not contributing to the site by looking at their profile! I think most of us (myself included) need to start treating this more as a forum instead of just a chat room.

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    #156

    Yeah. Now that's complicated. But hey, whatever works.

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    #157

    NO! IT MUST BE A CHATROOM-LIKE!
    
    GZARG THARN!

38. Siren's Song (Sailors be warned!)

    #158

    If you don't mind losing points, then you can chat all ya want.

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    #159

    DAMMIT! IT NEVER...GETS....ANY...EASIER!
    *walks away whistling "Row your boat"*

40. Siren's Song (Sailors be warned!)

    #160

    Oh well, my post count dropped dramatically, but I am finally contributing!
    
    (check out my Gods of War campaign in the myths and rumors section!)

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