Siren's Song (Sailors be warned!)

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   #1

   THE ENTIRE WORLD IS UPSIDE-DOWN! AND BRIGHT NEON PINK!

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   #2

   See? that's what I'm sayin.

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   Yes, the subject changes will catch you off guard if you are not prepared.

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   Elijah!!! Sorry MTV awards are on AGAIN!!! :D :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper:

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   #5

   Weirdness, topic changes, and a neon pink world. What exactly have I gotten myself into?

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   #6

   You have no clue, child. You have no clue. Ohh Got to go. Mum got Micky D's!!! :D

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   #7

   McDonald's has good chicken nuggets. And barbecue sauce. And their fries are the most delicious. But none of their other stuff is any good.

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   I like the chicken sandwich. The Crispy one not the McGrill. and their fries are exquisite. :D

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   the fries are ok, but get stale too fast. And I didnt think this world was all pink. There is a small green area in the north-west corner if you look carefully enough!

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    #10

    In responce to your new signature. Go to earth.

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    #11

    hmmmm, no, because you tell someone to go to hell because you want them to suffer. Earth is bliss compared to Hell.

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    #12

    Unless you tell them to go to Greater Hell.

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    #13

    there is no greater Hell. You are in hell or you arn't.

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    #14

    Bah!
    
    Religious fundamentalist!

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    #15

    Well then go through the nearest black hole. A lot like the isolation ward at the jail and with a straight jacket. Now that is horable. A greater hell would be putting someone with their worst fear for all eternity. And they never get used to it.

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    #16

    Nobody knows what happens inside a black hole.
    
    I disagree. Greater Hell would be omniscience. You would know everything. You would be incredibly, numbingly, eternally bored. Nothing would be new to you.

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    #17

    Yeah that would be bad unless you could do mind tricks

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    #18

    But you would know everything, so you would know what that was like, too.

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    #19

    Sure but you could always play pranks on someone else

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    But you would know exactly what that was like too. And you would know their reaction and what would happen, because you would know everything.

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    Hm, I guess you could just sit and twiddle your thumbs.

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    knowing everything would be a little rough, but it means you know how to stop knowing some things for short periods of time. And how to never stop having fun for all eternity.

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    I got lost somewhere around go to hell. I just thought I'd let everyone know. There was talk of chicken nuggets and french fries, which I now have a craving for. Then there was talk of where do you go when you're already in Hell? Hmm.... to babysit the hellions known as children maybe? I can imagine nothing worse than a roomful of screaming three year olds.
    
    Did I miss anything?

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    #24

    Nah, you mite have to read alot every once in a while tho.

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    #25

    Mmmmmm......Myrrh.......(Drools and eats a ball of myrrh)

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    #26

    Slaps the penguin upside the head. "Didn't your mother ever tell you not to eat stuff. You dont know where it has been!" Penguin shruggs and continues to eat.

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    ahh, let him eat almatari, with any luck it'll give him a bad stomach ache and rid us of him for a day or two!

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    #28

    Have some myrrh, sniperspy! Mmmmm.....Myrrh.....

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    #29

    No! Dont eat it! It is dangerous to take food from a Penguin :shock:

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    Y'know, I have a t-shirt that says "One by one the penguins steal my sanity."
    
    On the subject of Greater Hell: Being omniscient and powerless. Knowing everything and being incapable of doing a damn thing about it. Or being forced to listen to bad music and horrible sounds forever.

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    Bad music! err like pop. I hate Pop!

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    Listening to Britney Spears "I'm Not A Girl, Yet Not A Woman" over and over and over again. Great Cthulhu... that should be listed as cruel and unusual punishment.

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    #33

    Y'know, I have a t-shirt that says "One by one the penguins steal my sanity."

    
    
    That is perfect!!!
    
    Might have to make some T-shirts to that affect and start giving them away as prizes for "best of" or something.

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    #34

    haha Glad my thread is so popular!

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    #35

    I have that "Penguins steal my sanity" shirt, and a shirt that says "Cthulhu for President, 2001", a shirt that says "Mmmmm....Brains...", and last, but not least, "I am the great and powerful Wizard of Oz!"

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    #36

    haha! I have one that says "I'm out of bed what more do you want?"
    
    I want to get a few on the Very Seceret Diaries. "Sam will kill you If you try anything" "Have fixed carrot. Go Me!" "Stupid Ring, Stupid Quest, Stupid Fellowship" "How I detest this life of vile Servitude" "Still not king" "Still the prettiest" "Would you like to see my pointy hat trick?" "Pervy Elf Fancier"
    And many more!

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    #37

    I dont have any funny T-shirts :cry: I want some!

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    #38

    Make your own shirts! I usually make my own shirts, but I found this really cool shirt at the flea market that says, "If I close my eyes really hard, will you disappear?"

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    #39

    Lessee, I also have
    "Don't make me get my flying monkeys."
    "Why do I have the feeling that someday I'll be describing you to my therapist?"
    "I would explain it to you, but your brain would explode."
    
    And there's some I want to make.

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    Do you buy the iorn on letters or just paint them on? w/ fabric paint.

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