Siren's Song (Sailors be warned!)

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   #81

   YOU'VE JUST WON SIX BILLION!
   
   ....lira, that is, hehhehheh...

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   #82

   Great... um, sure.

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   #83

   6 billion lira!! thats like 50 bucks!

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   #84

   Well thats great :D (my cousin typed that) :shock: (and that) :oops: (yet :twisted: gain) :twisted: :evil: (He is five and with me at :shock: Work :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: And he is manning the mouse)

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   #85

   I see.....

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   #86

   ....See my wild pack of flaming monkeys!

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   #87

   He liked the "owl"...

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   #88

   "Flaming" monkeys?
   Are they literally on fire or are they homos?

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   #89

   What does the word "Flaming" have to do with gay people?

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    #90

    Its a rather unfortunate slang term that has been used in my town for years. Forgive me for your ignorance!

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    #91

    Ignorance is just an excuse not to try your hardest...

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    #92

    or it could be you never heard of it before.

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    #93

    or that, too. But ignorance to the norm. Like... oh never mind I cant explain, just read some Oscar Wilde for homework...

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    #94

    I've heard the term before too. I liked the "forgive me for your ignorance." I mean, I like flightless birds, but that was funny :)

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    #95

    You realize that there is a penguin here?

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    #96

    "Flamers" is what straight people call gays men that act rrrreeeeaaaallllllyy lady-like.

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    #97

    interesting. i had no idea.

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    #98

    Hey man!
    Just because I'm a pirate and pirates don't go to school doesn't mean I'm ignorant! I just didn't know the slang term!
    
    And now, I will say a word that will stun you all!:
    
    SNUGOK!

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    #99

    Ahhhhhhhhh! NOOOOOOOOO!
    
    What the hell does it mean, anyway?

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    #100

    Snugok? It means whale.

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    #101

    *draws in breath* snugok!!! not the dreaded whale!!!

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    #102

    SNUUUUUGOK!

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    #103

    where's captain Ahab when you need him?

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    #104

    Wasn't he eaten by Moby Dick?

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    #105

    beats me, I havn't read the book in an\bout 5 years now!

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    #106

    He gets killed by Moby Dick, or at least that's the inference you draw.

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    #107

    Eaten by a whale. Maybe it's my morbid sense of humor, but I find that absolutely hilarious.

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    #108

    I think I laughed in that part in the movie... I read the coloring book :oops:

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    #109

    LOL... the coloring book? Well, whatever works, right?

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    #110

    I never read the coloring book. Actually I don't think I even finished the real one when I rea it, and I've never seen the movie.

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    #111

    Well, it had pictures and ended up a coloring book

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    #112

    I think it would be cool if Ahab lodged an oar in the whales throat and made it choke to death. That way they can die together.

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    #113

    or maybe the whale eats Ahab, but he's so evil it makes the whale develop a bad case of Diarhhea(sp?) and die!

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    #114

    Or the juices in the whales stomach burn Ahab and... oh wait they would anyway. Uh, Ahab gains Superman like qualities and lifts the Whale out of the water.

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    #115

    YAY, and everyone around watches a flying whale soar over the country!

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    #116

    and I don't want to think about what would happen if it had to 'go'

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    #117

    Did you know that fish urinate almost constantly throughout their entire lives?

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    #118

    Not whales though. Whales are mammals.

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    #119

    So, what are penguins?

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    #120

    Physically challenged!

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