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The backyard of admin fury!
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The backyard of admin fury!
#1In some restaurants I know, the staff is allowed to take old glasses and platters and the like and bring them out in the back yard. There they can scream and yell and throw the platters and glasses into the wall, venting some anger after encountering particularly abusive and annoying customers.
This here is the Citadel back yard and our platters are words of outrage and anger. Manfred will consider this thread as one containing lots of emotional baggage. MoonHunter will never visit this thread. Personally I will consider a necessity. In the future lets keep all the outbursts of anger in here.
Please.
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#2fucking cock sucking mother shithead bastard son of a bitch -
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#3:lol: Kevin Cook, right!? Still got that soft spot for him I see ;) -
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#4OH FUCK THIS GODDAMN FUCKING QUEST FUCK IT RIGHT IN THE ASS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
and fuck the new member, too, what's his name Anock? What a shithead. I hope he dies. -
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#5That was fun. -
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#6What the fuck is up with Rei and T-bone, and Fuckinator filling every singe thread with their unstoppable pointless three word ramblings!? I want to ball all of them up into their own microcosm so they can chat lollies and give each other handjobs and say how important their inanity is!
Make it fucking stop for Christ's Sake!
wow...that was fun -
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#7Yeah, I know
IT's quite therapeutic -
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#8Fuck that last letter bullshit thread from hell.
The creator arrived, started bullshit, then dissappeared for a month.
I purge that thread to a fucking blackhole of bullshit eating.
:)
I guess the swearing is a bit unnecessary, but hey.... -
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#9*enters, looking around in disappointement* "Ts, ts, tssk..."
Leaving for a while, he returns with a few trolls in workcloths carrying large boxes. Of these is pulled out a large boxing bag with an exchangeable username, and a small portable pentagram-marked shelf for summoning an unlimited number of old glasses and plates. The rest contain statues, which are promptly enchanted as clean-up golems, that shall remove the mess if there is nobody around. Thinking again, they are given a regenerative ability just in case. With careful etching of runes hidden all over the place, he dampens the sounds coming from this room. Lastly, he puts on the heavy suit, and casts a few protective spells on himself, while the Priest of Rage blesses the place.
"Gooood. Now a little testdrive."
Fucking little assholes! Lil bitches thinking they can get away with it, eh? I'll kill them all! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! *some more porcelain shatters*
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#10Curse the times when you are having a bloody good time in the chat, talking about the finer points of life and roleplaying with good friends, then suddenly SOME AWFUL HORROR FROM BEYOND arrives!
And that horror is more intent on talking about some INANE, IDIOTIC, and UTTERLY UNINTERESTING subject, than about the finer points of life and roleplaying!
Curse those times! CURSE THEM!
I wish I had a digital shotgun! -
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#11Phew, thought there was going to be a grouping of posts swearing at me about the site being down. ;)
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#12No, we'd never swear at you, we know you work hard.
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But if that little fucker doesn't shut up and stop with the obvious making up of utter shit, and expecting us to not only give a fucking damn, but to fix his imaginmary problems, I am going to do something drastic. -
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#13FUCKING BASTARD FUCKING COMPUTER AND ITS FUCKING GODDAMN CORDS THAT FUCKING DISCONNECT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT ASS FUCK FUCK FUCK ASS SHIT ASS FUCK BASTARD SHIT FUCK GODDAMN FUCKING ASS BUGGERING FUCK CUNT BASTARD FUCK BALLS ASS GODDAMN GODDAMMIT GODDAMN DAMMIT GODDAMN THIS FUCKIGN QUEST BLIND
I lost most of what I was working on for the Cutsman.
Goddamn that bastard shit fucking Quest, goddamn it's eyes! -
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#14This was a really good idea. -
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#15you know, the new citadel is really great :up: :up: :up:. Remembering the old site makes me greatful for all of the shiny new things we have. I mean the flashchat is great, along with the shout box, and the lifeform category. There is one thing that I do miss about the older, slower Citadel.
I liked the fact that a submission could be put out and accepted for what it was. It didn't have to have Plot Hooks attached to it. When I started doing that it was to express a few ideas I had for a submission that weren't easily worked into the regular body of the post. In the case of some plots and stuff it was options as to where the plot could go, or alternate ways an Item could be used.
Now if I don't add plot hooks to a submission, I get newbies bitching about how they don't know how to use an item in a game. :o I mean for fuck's sake! Not every item made is for the use of the Player Character. How fucking egocentric is that. It is not enough that the entire game world and enviroment was created for the benefit of gamers, but now everything has to be homogenized for PC use. Fuck that, fuck that in the ass with a baseball bat!
Magic items can be simply scene decoration, bits of practical magic. You know, kind of like that blender that sits on the counter and gets used every so often to make margueritas. It is there but no one goes out and has a good time with a blender. On the other hand there are going to be some really fucking big things out there, like the ICBMs, stealth bombers and Ferrari Enzos. These things are not intended for the average, or uncommon user. These are the big toys that are held by the ultra rich and the ultra powerful, which unless you are a red dragon raping munchkin :what:, your PC is not one of those people.
There aren't many tihngs that royally piss me off like someone complaining about a magic item being too powerful, or not powerful enough. If you cannot tone it down for your own setting, maybe instead of complaining about it, you should go back to the wooden blocks and the Choose Your Own Adventure books! (BTW, those books were WAY cool before I knew what gaming was!)
It's a curse called Gamer's Footprint
It is an insidious force that is driven to level the playing field, to give everyone an equal standing. This is a great idea for games like Monopoly, or Sorry! But when I game, and when I write material for games i try to avoid the gamer's footprint. A century old elf is going to kick the shit out of a 20 year old human, and screw that nonsense about elves maturing more slowly. That's crap. That is the gamer's footprint to keep longer lived elves from being superior to humans. In all likelyhood an immortal, ever young, ever beautiful race is going to kick the shit out of us and make us their dogs unless we manage to kill as many of the bastards as we can and put the fear into them.
Sorry, my redneck seems to be showing... :(
It is this force that draws magic items to a standard. It is a false standard. If real ife was like games, a watergun, painball gun, and regular gun would not be so different in damage scores, that way PCs wouldn't get knocked off in one shot. Oh wait...in the real world that happens. People die suddenly :twisted:...and they have to die like that in games too, I mean with all of the ghosts and stuff wandering around.
Okay, it seems that I have lost the original intent of this rant. users of the Old citadel didn't have to have their hands held to see a sub for what it was worth. They didn't have to have tings so blatantly pointed out to them. Has the shiny new citadel made the noobs myopic? It seems like it, or perhaps it is just a case of remembering the 'good old days' where you forget the down sides, like the fact that 5 subs in a week was big activity, or that there were only a few categories to chose from.
And a word on Stat bashing. I understand that this site is system non-specific. But it is accepted that a Sword +1 isnt two swords, but is a sword of minor enchantment. Referring to a basic attribute such as wisdom, or stamina isnt a flaming oriflame to a certain game. The majority of the games all use very similar traits, most of which are interchangeable if you look them up in the thesaurus. So saying something gives say +5 means it is pretty bad ass as far as things go, and rather than reference to a specific game, it is more of a shout out to the old school of Dungeons and Dragons ( :up:) that SPAWNED this entire fucking hobby where a +5 weapon was the biggest and baddest around.
Spells are another sticking point. Spells are often incredibly system specific and as such see very little presence around here. now a certain license with italics and suitable naming can circumvent this restriction. Mentioning something like Matan's Magic Self is going to get the bloody be-jesus blasted out of it because no one knows what it is, and writing out the system specific stats ensures a Coalition Barrage of long range anti-stat comments. Now things like the innocuous Fireball are able to slip under the bar. Fireball...Ball of Flame...things go boom; pretty simple stuff, even if it is a lv. 3 evocation spell according to the Players Handbook and does 3D6 + 1D6/level of caster.
Now some of you might be wondering what started off this little diatribe. Quite simply it is my own hubris at being chided for using stats in a recent submission, and not providing a fucking brutally obvious way for an item to be used solely by PCs. So, with that being said I'm going to write the plot hooks on the end of my johnson and go skull- fuck axelrowes just to make sure that he can see how to use one of my subs. :x
if that was over the top, I apologize.
Thank you
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#16YEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW! I think most of us have suffered many of these things...except the stats and I thought our take on it was as long as they were minimal and didn't disrupt the flow then who cares.
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#17Ahem, I do feel a bit bette now after venting that bit if vitriol. I really do appreciate this little hate thread.
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#18Dang! Why is it people do not give credits where credits are due?
I HATE it when I spend hours helping people and credits aren't given. Even if I don't write it down, if they use my ideas they should give me credit! Perhaps some people are better at putting it down on paper, but the ideas are mine D-A-M-N-I-T! Still, if they do not use all my ideas, I still helped them develop their own. It is ignoble to have someone spend 2-6 hours on your sub and then forget they exist when you launch it! (Because, after all "I wrote the sub").
Bleh!
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#19AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
FUCKING ELLIPSES
FUCKING FUCK ELLIPSES FUCK WAYS TO FUCKDAY!
FUCK
JESUS MARY AND FUCKING GODDAMN JOSEPH
I FUCKING HATE YOU YOU FUCKING ELLIPSES
All the fucking goddamn ugly anime nerd kids who think they know how to fucking roleplay now thing that ellipses are proper punctuation to put between fucking unrelated clauses, use them as goddamn periods, use them in place of fucking commas
FUCKING LEARN TO FUCKING PUNCTUATE YOU GODDAMN REJECTS OF THE ENGLISH FUCKING LANGUAGE
THIS: ... : IS NOT AN ALL-PURPOSE GODDAMN PUNCTUATION MARK. YOU CANNOT BEGIN OR END A COMMON SENTENCE WITH ONE UNLESS ITS A STYLISTIC TOOL. YOU CANNOT USE THEM AS COMMAS OR SEMICOLONS. YOU CANNOT USE THEM TO CONNECT UNRELATED CLAUSES!
THERE ARE ONLY TWO PROPER USES OF THE ELLIPSIS: STYLISTICALLY, OR AS A SUGGESTION THAT SOMETHING IS LEFT UNSAID! JESUS FUCKING GOD ON A FUCKING POGO STICK
SHIT FUCKING GODDAMN SHUT THE FUCK WITH YOUR SHIT-FUCKING GODDAMN ELLIPSES
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGH
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#20... -
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#21Hahaha! Zing! -
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#22You bastards :D -
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#23Damn! Whose idea was it to put crappy DnD characters into our NPC section? Why the hell couldn't they stay confined to the forums somewhere, eh? But no, the miserable substandard posts had to infest the main page, because some people can't read the N in NPCs. Grrrr.
And now they are asking for a new special category for more shitty one-use RP characters. Great. :roll:
Look, I actually like the people who play that game, and am happy if they are having a great time. But if you give me one more unusable char with stats and an inventory being the most interesting parts... :bat: -
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#24Vote them low manfred.
I do and I agree wholeheartedly with what you say.
@!#$ING ANNOYING IDIOT DnD CHARACTERS MUST DIE, REGARDLESS WHETHER THE AUTHOR IS
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#25NOT EVERYTHING IS PURE 5.0!
IMB***LES!
JUST BECAUSE SOMETHING IS NEW AND EXCITING DOES NOT MEAN IT IS BETTER THAN THE TRIED AND TESTED! COMPARE SCRASAMAX SUBS TO SOME OF THE NEW CRAP AND RETHINK YOUR PURE 5.0 VOTES!
GARGH!
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#26They hatessss ussss now manfredsss! ;) -
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#27Have I ever told you that you scare me a little more, every day AG? :up: -
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#28Man, fuck iPods and fuck iTunes and FUCK Apple Computers -
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#29I hate those @!#$ers that don't put DnD stats in their posts. How the hell am I suppose to run my 3rd edition game without @!#$ing stats!!?!?!?!?!?!???!?!?!
And thank god there are @!#$ers around that know better than the rest of us about how we should @!#$ing spend our @!#$ing vote. What kind of s**tty hell hole would we live in if our opinions couldn't be corrected by those that know better.
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#30*Insert cables into Strolen*
Resistance is futile!
You will be assimilated!
Welcome to the borg cube...
Why don't you just transfer the id's and votes to me, Strolen and I can decide what is best! :p
And:
IMBECILE LOW BROW VOTERS MUST DIE!
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#31Idiotic chuckinator BS conversations starting to contaminate the Call of Cthulhu again.
PURGED!! -
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#32I've had an idea to try and tame/educate Chuck and T-bone, the Two Kingdoms nonsense I put up is largely derived from their now defunct Freeform RP. Maybe if given a bit of direction they might become better players and constructive members of the site, if not, it least it might tie them up a bit to reduce the sheer amount of lunacy they spread.
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#33Let's fucking ban fucking Kalabar.
He has already asked if anybody "Fears for their lives"
and his quotes are from Hot Topic, and, fucking get this, TGI FRIDAYS. TGI Fridays, the restaurant. Jesus fucking christ. WHat is this nation coming to. Is this the fucking standard for our youth? Is this what I'm gong to be teaching?!
WHAT THE FUCK IS HIS FUCKING PROBLEM. HE HAS GOT TO BE MENTALLY IMPAIRED IN SOME FASHION. HE IS SO STUPID, SO ASININE, SUCH A BRAINLESS LITTLE FUCK.
GAWD FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK HIM -
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#34AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH! Fucking goddamn spammers! They should all die long and painful deaths! I have deleted five or six spam posts in the last couple of days. Do they seriously not have anything better to do with their time than post their shit on random websites?! They can't be making that much money off of this fucking worthless crap! You think they'd at least bother to research where they're pissing people off! Jesus. -
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#35Not so much fury, but I felt it needed to be mentioned, BH posted some weirdo notwit thing in my 30 Necromancers sub, a diatribe about fallen angels, majik, saten as well as various other bits of paste-board Satanism, many of which were misspelled.
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#36I'm dying to post something here, but I am just not particularly furious at anything or anyone :D. -
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#37@!#$ing mutant zombies keep tracking through my yard walking, NO, STAGGERING and dragging their feet. Just because my home is in between the nuclear power plant and the d**n MIDDLE SCHOOL they always use my d**n yard as a SHORT CUT to get to the frick'n children. I never should have voted for that local bill to allow the plant to build on an old civil war graveyard that has had constant use to 2005. Their d**n dragging feet creates ruts and their dying flesh dripping all over the yard makes dead spots. Then that turns into the favorite spot for the idiot neighborhood dogs to PEE IN!?!?! Luckly my neighbor has the ditch that they all fall in and get trapped in but the STINK. AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I HATE MUTANT ZOMBIES!!! -
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#38DAMN DAMN DAMN THE REPUBLICAN PARTY
AND DAMN THE VOTING POPULACE OF IDAHO -
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#39Thanks to whoever deleted Chuckanoyingator's post out of the Cthulhu thread. I debating and then found, to my delight, it was gone.
Chuck annoys the HELL out of me! -
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#40You're welcome.