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Favorite Movie Quotes
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#121"What is your favorite color?"
"Blue!...No wait...Green...AAAAAGGGHHHHHHH!"
-The idiot knight who is cast into the pit of despair for getting the question wrong! -
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#122My Cousin Vinny - "I got no more use for this guy" - Joe Pesci
Fast Times at Ridgemont High - Spicolli crashes car kid brother says " My brothers gonna kill us." Spicoili "I can fix it". Kid Brother "he's gonna shit". Spicoli " Well which is dude? Is he gonna kill us or he's gonna shit?" Kid Brother "First he's gonna shit then he's gonna kill us".
Spicoli looks outside the window and says "I can fix it. Relax, my Dads a TV repairman and has this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it" -
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#123I love mafia movies! Hmmm, what gave me away? -
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#124"He's not gonna kill us. He's not that nice." - One of the Hammerhead Bros. in the Super Mario Bros. movie.
"That general's gonna be shitting kittens when he finds out that money's counterfiet."
"Yeah. Let's tell him." - Riggs and Murtaugh, Lethal Weapon 4
"Diplomatic immunity!"
*Shoots the guy in the head* "It's just been revoked." - Bad guy and Murtaugh, Lethal Weapon 2
"Why can't you just be a good boy and die?"
"You first." - Alec Trevelyn and James Bond, GoldenEye
"Kill him. The man just will not take a hint." - Alec Treveylan, GoldenEye
And from my own personal sayings: "One should not irritate former CIA spooks, for they know many ways of hurting you." -
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#125"Momma says the reason y alligators are so ornery is because they have all those teeth and no toothbrush" CAN ANYONE GUESS WHAT MOVIE? -
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#126oh come on, thats The Waterboy! And happiness is little rays of sunshine that come down when you're fellin' blue! -
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#127Mama said life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what 'cha gonna get.~Forrest Gump
"There."
"You're supposed to stick it in the ground!"
"It is in the ground!"
"outside!"
*firework blasts off, woman's scream is heard.* ~~The scream is actually a man~~
Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring
"I can't see"
"Would you like me to describe it to you or would you like a box?"
~Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers -
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#128"If you hang before I count to 10 then I'll know its not true. If you stay on after I count to 10, then I'll know its true" Any guesses? -
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#129I dont know that one!
But try and guess this! "Shit Happens!" x6 cause they keep repeating it! -
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#130"1500 years ago, everybody KNEW the Earth was the center of the universe. 500 years ago everybody KNEW the Earth was flat, and 5 minutes ago you KNEW that people were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll KNOW tomorrow!" -K: Men in Black
"I'm special agent Mein of the FBI, this is special agent Black, we're here to talk to you about your husband."
"You here to make fun of me too?"
"No mam, we at the FBI do not have a sense of humor we are aware of!"
K and Beatrice: Men in Black
(By the way, my last quote was from Warriors of Virtue, but I don't think anyone else has even heard of it) -
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#131the answer is All the presidents men...to answer your SNiper umm Forest Gump? -
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#132I told ya. Its Warriors of Virtue! -
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#133"See the dancing freak! Only five bucks!" - Darkman
Harry Potter's alright. It's a lasting fad, so your stock should do alright. -
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#134This could quickly become a popular fantasy bashing session. Let's try to keep this on movie quotes and I'll start a new thread to ... express our views on pop fantasy.
"I'll be back." - Terminator
"69, dude!!!!" - Bill and Ted, Bill and Ted's excellent adventure.
"Who's got the map?"
"Hahaha. I threw away that worthless thing hours ago." - Those stupid kids from the Blair Witch. -
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#135"Son of a bitch is dead, finally!"
"Son of a bitch better stay dead!" - Meyerson and Joe Cutter, Hopscotch -
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#136"Let your anger be as a monkey in a pinata, hiding amongst the candy, hoping that the kid's don't break through with the stick!"-Master Tang, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist -
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#137"Crazy is wlking down the street with half a pinaple on your head saying im a hamster" Naked gun. -
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#138Um, okay.
"I find that a morning spent rowing is better than one having not." The Emperor's Club (Maybe not word for word, but you get my drift...) -
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#139"We are in serious trouble." - Rick O'Connel, The Mummy -
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#140Go eat a (PM me if you wana know the word its a little bad....)
NO YOU GO EAT A (see above)
swordfish -
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#141"You can take our lives, but you cannot take our freedom!" Braveheart
"FREEDOM!!" Braveheart.
"I am William Wallace." William Wallace
"William Wallace is seven feet tall." Man
"William Wallace has also killed 150(not sure of actual number) men." William Wallace~Braveheart
(sorry is somebody had already posted that :oops: ) -
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#142"What the...Finger."-Cloud Strife, Final Fantasy VII
Yeah, yeah, I know that's not a movie. Ssh. -
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#143" The closer we are to danger, the further we are from harm.... its the last thing he'll expect!" Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers! -
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#144"What's this greasy sh*t you givin' me?" "fried squid(I think)"
"Ooo this greasy sh*t goood"
~Bad Boys 2 -
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#145She's safe, just like I promised, She's set to marry nrrington just like she promised and you're going to die for her just like you promised. So, we're all men of our word, except for elizabeth who is, quite obviously, a woman" ~Jack Sparrow -
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#146"I owe you a three second car." Fast and the Furiours, Brian O'Connar (Paul Walker)
"You had me at hello." :oops: LOL Jerry Meguire
"What about you dad, Do you want me to leave you alone?" Jennifer Lopez Angel Eyes -
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#147"We are a hedge. Move along please."-The Incompetent American Ninjas, The Tick
"Good dog, Speak!"
"I love you."
"Right on!"-The Tick and his dog Speak, The Tick
"Arthur, my moustache is touching my brain!"-The Tick, The Tick
"I think I'm going crazy."
"You're not going crazy, Arthur, you're going sane in a crazy world!"-Arthur and the Tick, The Tick -
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#148"You slept with my wife!" Producer Stein
"IT WAS A THREE WAY AND NOBODY SLEPT!" Roger Evans~Kid Notorious
(I know it not a movie but it was damn funny :lol: :lol: )
"Luke... I am you Father." Darth Vader~Empire Strikes Back
"No... you have failed your highness. I am a Jedi like my father before me" Luke Skywalker
"So be it Jedi..." Emperor
"AHHHHH" Luke ~ The Return of a Jedi
"Bond, James Bond."~James Bond
"YOU KILLED KENNY!! YOU BASTERD!!!" Cyle~South Park -
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#149It's "Bond, James Bond."
Dodedo.
More quotes and stuffs!
"It's not fair!"
"You say that so often. I wonder what your basis for comparison is..." - Sara and Jerryth, Labyrinth
"Yay! We're doomed!" - GIR, Invader Zim
"Awww.... I wanted to explode." - GIR, Invader Zim
"You're treating me like I'm just some dumb common criminal!"
"You are some dumb common criminal." - Roxie Hart and Billy Flynn, Chicago -
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#150"i shall name him squishy and he shall be mine, he shall be my squishy. Come here squishy Come here (zap) OUCH thats a bad squishy, thats a bad bad squishy!" -Dory, finding nemo
"I wanna be a mongoose"
"Can I be a mongoose dog?" - Gir -
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#151sorry if this has ben posted before
"that damn kid is sitting on the esquilator "sorry i butchered that" again" - brodie, mallrats
"they know me here" - brodie, mallrats -
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#152i want you to hit me as hard as you can
-tyler durden -
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#153"I cant feel my toes, Wait a minute I dont have any toes! I think I need a hug" Donkey from Shreck
"Ogers are like... Onions. Ogers have layers and onions have layers, you get it we both have layers."
"Well not everybody likes onions" Shrek to Donkey and so on and so forth
"No ding ding with out the wedding ring" Robbin Hood Men in Tights
I cant think of any others right now -
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#154Hey, I'm not sure but isn't there any quotes from Quentin Tarantino films?
Well, the most legendary: "C'mon, let's get a taco."
- Reservoir Dogs
"What's your favorite color?"
"Blue... no! Yellowaaarggh!"
- Monty Pythons Holy Grail -
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#155"C'mon Morte, let's go, shake a leg."
"You know, sometimes I think you're just some walking curse who's destined just to follow me."
"Look who's talking."
- Nameless One and Morte in Planescape Torment
"Hamsters and rangers everywhere, rejoice!"
- Minsc in Baldur's Gate II -
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#156Yeah, that last one should probably be at the normal quote section but... what the heck! Yeah, and there should be a thread for the almost legendary sayings and scenes what have occured during the Pen and Paper or LARP sessions. I've been a DM for seven years and I think I'm not the only who would have dozens of hilarious stories about the actions of PC:s and NPC:s.
Well, this was just proposal. -
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#157The other quotes thread is about RPG moments. And some of them do get rather involved. -
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#158"This will teach you to f*ck around with Yakuza! Go home to your mother!"
"The Bride" while spanking a young Yakuza member with her sword
-Kill Bill -
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#159"That'll do pig"
- End scene in Babe -
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#160"Ooh! Conversation a word with four syllable's. Would you like some ice before your brain over heats?"
"Yeah, you could chip it off your heart. If you could find it."
~Triple X