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Favorite Movie Quotes
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Favorite Movie Quotes
#201Okay people. One of the Summers Biggest Blockbusters (projected) is opening today. Batman Begins. Soooo. Anyone seen it and have some quotes? I love quotes. The screen writer is known for his dialog, so I am expecting it to be both good and quotable. So quote, darn it.
http://www2.warnerbros.com/batmanbegins/index.html
Oh. And you should still post those cool StarWars quotes. From the current movie or anyone of the others.
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Favorite Movie Quotes
#202"Criminals thrive on the grace of society's understanding." - Duncan (Ra's al Ghul) from Batman Beyond -
Favorite Movie Quotes
#203*cue sing song* I just saw Batman Begins on Imax, I just saw Batman Begins on Imax, I just saw Batman Begins on Imax... *cut sing song* If you can it would be good, as long as you are seeing it on a big Imax, not an Imax dome.
"Why do we fall?"
"So we can learn to pick ourselves up."
Falcone: "That's Power you can not buy. That is the power of fear."
Wayne: "I'm not afraid of you."
Falcone: "Because you think you've got nothing to lose. But you haven't thought it through... you haven't thought about (insert friends)
People from your world always have so much to loose. That is what keeps me in business."
Wayne: Looking at the food in disgust, "Can't they try to kill me before breakfast"?
Ducard: "A vigilante is just a man lost in the scramble for his own gratification. He can be destroyed or locked up. But if you make yourself more than a man... if you devote yourself to an ideal... if they can't stop you... then you become something else entirely."
Wayne: "Which is?"
Wayne: "A legend Mr Wayne."
Ras al Ghul: "To manipulate the fears of others you must first master your own."
Ducard: "Death does not wait for you to be ready."
Ducard: "Death is not considerate or fair".
Ducard: "Invisability is most a matter of patience"
After a loud bang
Ducard: "Ninjitsu employs explosives,"
Wayne: "As weapons?"
Ducard: "Or distractions. Theatricality and deception are powerful agents. You must become more than just a man in the mind of your opponents."
Ducard: "The (intensive) training is nothing. The will is everything. The will to act."
Wayne: "The first time you steal so that you don't starve, you lose many assumptions about the nature of right and wrong."
Ducard: "To conquer fear you must become Fear."
..."You must bask in the fear of other men... and men fear most what they cannot see."
Ducard: "Your compassion is a weakness your enemies will not share."
Wayne: That's why it is so important. It seperates me from them."
"Ignorance is bliss. Don't burden yourself with the secrets of scary people."
Wayne:"Theatrics and deception are powerful weapons."
Wayne: "Not a good idea to waste anything, including effort."
Gordon, about Batman, "I think he is trying to help.... but I have been wrong before."
Ducard: "Your not dead? You should be dead."
Wayne: "But, I', not."
Ducard: "I admire your persistance"
Ducard: .... But the costume... You took my advice on theatricality a bit too literally, don't you think.
Ducard: "I decline your invitation to combat. I have done you the honor of killing you once today and I can't save the world by killing one man at a time.
Ducard: "You are still not dead." -
Favorite Movie Quotes
#2041. Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. Gone With the Wind, 1939
2. I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse. The Godfather, 1972
3. You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am. On the Waterfront, 1954
4. Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. The Wizard of Oz, 1939
5. Here's looking at you, kid. Casablanca, 1942
6. Go ahead, make my day. Sudden Impact, 1983
7. All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up. Sunset Blvd., 1950
8. May the Force be with you. Star Wars, 1977
9. Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night. All About Eve, 1950
10. You talking to me? Taxi Driver, 1976
11. What we've got here is failure to communicate. Cool Hand Luke, 1967
12. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Apocalypse Now, 1979
13. Love means never having to say you're sorry. Love Story, 1970
14. The stuff that dreams are made of. The Maltese Falcon, 1941
15. E.T. phone home. E.T. the Extra Terrestrial, 1982
16. They call me Mister Tibbs! In the Heat of the Night, 1967
17. Rosebud. Citizen Kane, 1941
18. Made it, Ma! Top of the world! White Heat, 1949
19. I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore! Network, 1976
20. Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. Casablanca, 1942
21. A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. The Silence of the Lambs, 1991
22. Bond. James Bond. Dr. No, 1962
23. There's no place like home. The Wizard of Oz, 1939
24. I am big! It's the pictures that got small. Sunset Blvd., 1950
25. Show me the money! Jerry Maguire, 1996
26. Why don't you come up sometime and see me? She Done Him Wrong, 1933
27. I'm walking here! I'm walking here! Midnight Cowboy, 1969
28. Play it, Sam. Play «As Time Goes By». Casablanca, 1942
29. You can't handle the truth! A Few Good Men, 1992
30. I want to be alone. Grand Hotel, 1932
31. After all, tomorrow is another day! Gone With the Wind, 1939
32. Round up the usual suspects. Casablanca, 1942
33. I'll have what she's having. When Harry Met Sally, 1989
34. You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow. To Have and to Have Not, 1944
35. You're gonna need a bigger boat. Jaws, 1975
36. Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges! The Treasure of the Sierra Madre, 1948
37. I'll be back. The Terminator, 1984
38. Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth. The Pride of the Yankees, 1942
39. If you build it, he will come. Field of Dreams, 1989
40. Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get. Forrest Gump, 1994
41. We rob banks. Bonnie and Clyde, 1967
42. Plastics. The Graduate, 1967
43. We'll always have Paris. Casablanca, 1942
44. I see dead people. The Sixth Sense, 1999
45. Stella! Hey, Stella! A Streetcar Named Desire, 1951
46. Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars. Now, Voyager, 1942
47. Shane. Shane. Come back! Shane, 1953
48. Well, nobody's perfect. Some Like It Hot, 1959
49. It's alive! It's alive! Frankenstein, 1931
50. Houston, we have a problem. Apollo 13, 1995
51. You've got to ask yourself one question: «Do I feel lucky?»Well, do ya, punk? Dirty Harry, 1971
52. You had me at «hello». Jerry Maguire, 1996
53. One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know. Animal Crackers, 1930
54. There's no crying in baseball! A League of Their Own, 1992
55. La-dee-da, la-dee-da. Annie Hall, 1977
56. A boy's best friend is his mother. Psycho, 1960
57. Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Wall Street, 1987
58. Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. The Godfather II, 1974
59. As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again. Gone with the Wind, 1939
60. Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into! Sons of the Desert, 1933
61. Say «hello» to my little friend! Scarface, 1983
62. What a dump. Beyond the Forest, 1949
63. Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you? The Graduate, 1967
64. Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room! Dr. Strangelove, 1964
65. Elementary, my dear Watson. The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes,1929
66. Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape. Planet of the Apes, 1968
67. Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine. Casablanca, 1942
68. Here's Johnny! The Shining, 1980
69. They're here! Poltergeist, 1982
70. Is it safe? Marathon Man, 1976
71. Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain't heard nothin' yet! The Jazz Singer, 1927
72. No wire hangers, ever! Mommie Dearest, 1981
73. Mother of mercy, is this the end of Rico? Little Caesar, 1930
74. Forget it, Jake, it's Chinatown. Chinatown,1974
75. I have always depended on the kindness of strangers. A Streetcar Named Desire, 1951
76. Hasta la vista, baby. Terminator 2: Judgement Day, 1991
77. Soylent Green is people! Soylent Green, 1973
78. Open the pod bay doors, HAL. 2001: A Space Odyssey, 1968
79. Striker: Surely you can't be serious. Rumack: I am serious...and don't call me Shirley. Airplane!, 1980
80. Yo, Adrian! Rocky, 1976
81. Hello, gorgeous. Funny Girl, 1968
82. Toga! Toga! National Lampoon's Animal House, 1978
83. Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make. Dracula, 1931
84. Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast. King Kong, 1933
85. My precious. The Lord of the Rings: Two Towers, 2002
86. Attica! Attica! Dog Day Afternoon, 1975
87. Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star! 42nd Street, 1933
88. Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go! On Golden Pond,1981
89. Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper. Knute Rockn All American, 1940
90. A martini. Shaken, not stirred. Goldfinger, 1964
91. Who's on first. The Naughty Nineties,1945
92. Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole! Caddyshack, 1980
93. Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death! Auntie Mame, 1958
94. I feel the need - the need for speed! Top Gun,1986
95. Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary. Dead Poets Society,1989
96. Snap out of it! Moonstruck, 1987
97. My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you. Yankee Doodle Dandy, 1942
98. Nobody puts Baby in a corner. Dirty Dancing, 1987
99. I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! The Wizard of Oz, 1939
100. I'm king of the world! Titanic, 1997 -
Favorite Movie Quotes
#205"Your anger gives you great power, but if you let it, it will destroy you." -Batman Begins
What is it with movies these days and gaining power from being pissed off? -
Favorite Movie Quotes
#206You have obviously never been truly "pissed off" and been able to focus it. Then you would know and understand.
"Never make a man angry. It may cloud his judgement enough so that he can defeat you." MoonHunter
"Never hate your enemies. It clouds your judgement." The God Father in God Father I.
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Favorite Movie Quotes
#207Well, it is true that I haven't ever really focused my anger into some sort of power or anything. But then again, I am also a person who gets angry alot, but never vents it. Yay for passive-agressiveness...
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JFK: [showing Elvis his hidden stash of candy bars] Let's get decadent.
Elvis: No offense, Jack, but President Kennedy was a white man.
JFK: They dyed me this color! That's how clever they are!
Elvis: Don't make me use my stuff on ya, baby!
-All from Bubba Hotep -
Favorite Movie Quotes
#208Baron Munchausen: Am I dead?
Sally: No.
Baron Munchausen: Blast!
Baron Munchausen: Abandon ship!
Berthold: I think the ship's abandoning us.
Baron Munchausen: I'm Baron Munchausen!
Berthold: That sounds nasty. Is it contagious?
Baron Munchausen: Trust me, Madam, your underwear is in good hands.
King of the Moon: No, let me go! I've got tides to regulate! Comets to direct! I don't have time for flatulence and orgasms!
[The sound of the Turks' cannons being fired]
Baron Munchausen: They're inviting us to defeat them! We must oblige them!
Sultan: What about the virgins?
Horatio Jackson: Sultan, forget about the virgins! We're out of virgins!
King of the Moon: I think, therefore you is.
Baron Munchausen: Your reality, sir, is lies and balderdash and I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever.
-All from one of my favourite movies,"The Adventures of Baron Munchausen" -
Wizards!
#209Wizards. My vote for the best bad movie of all times.
....And I just got it on DVD!
Max: Fritz! Fritz, get up for God's sake! Get up! They've killed Fritz! They've killed Fritz! Those lousy stinking yellow fairies! Those horrible atrocity-filled vermin! Those despicable animal warmongers! They've killed Fritz! Take that! Take this! Take that, you green slime! You black hearted, short, bow-legged...
and it gets funnier...
And there is a write up for those
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/wizards/ and a sound wave file http://www.badmovies.org/movies/wizards/wizards1.wav
The fun part is that Fritz slowly gets up during this speech (as I remember it) ...
Fritz: Max! Max, I'm okay! I'm okay max. Just a scratch. Look I'm all right.
Max: Oh. Oh, damn. There you go again, stepping on my lines, raining on my parade, costing me medals. Oh, damn.
[He turns his back and tucks his gun under his arm. Accidentally shoots Fritz]
Max: Ohh. Oh, Fritz? Fritz, get up for God's sake! Get up! Fritz? Fritz stop playing with me man. FRITZ!!!! They've killed Fritz, they've killed Fritz! Those lousy stinking yellow fairies, those horrible atrocity filled vermin, those despicable animal warmongers....
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And a couple of other lines...
Avatar: Oh yeah... one more thing: I'm glad you changed your last name, you son of a bitch!
This quote does not make much sense until you see the climax of the movie.
Avatar: I'm too old for this sort of thing. Just wake me up when the planet's destroyed.
General: If this is the great Avatar, then I am a warthog's uncle!
Weehawk: Funny you should say that.
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Memorable Quotes from Zero Effect (1998)
#210Memorable Quotes from Zero Effect (1998)
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Gregory Stark: Is this your kid?
Steve Arlo: Nope. Just a rental.
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[On the phone with Zero]
Steve Arlo: Are you telling me you can speak six languages and fly a jetliner but you don't know how to file a tax return?... It's never come up?... Does this have to happen right now?... No, that's a "W-2." "WW2" was the Second World War.
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Gloria Sullivan: What doesn't kill you defines you.
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Daryl Zero: I can't possibly overstate the importance of good research. Everyone goes through life dropping crumbs. If you can recognize the crumbs, you can trace a path all the way back from your death certificate to the dinner and a movie that resulted in you in the first place. But research is an art, not a science, because anyone who knows what they're doing can find the crumbs, the wheres, whats, and whos. The art is in the whys: the ability to read between the crumbs, not to mix metaphors. For every event, there is a cause and effect. For every crime, a motive. And for every motive, a passion. The art of research is the ability to look at the details, and see the passion.
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Daryl Zero: Now, a few words on looking for things. When you go looking for something specific, your chances of finding it are very bad. Because of all the things in the world, you're only looking for one of them. When you go looking for anything at all, your chances of finding it are very good. Because of all the things in the world, you're sure to find some of them.
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Steve Arlo: There aren't evil guys and innocent guys. It's just... It's just... It's just a bunch of guys.
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Daryl Zero: I did find one other thing of interest, though.
Steve Arlo: Holy shit, those are the keys. You found the gold Swiss Army knife.
Daryl Zero: I know.
Steve Arlo: And this is the safe deposit box key. Where'd you find them?
Daryl Zero: They were in the sofa, under the cushion.
Steve Arlo: What?
Daryl Zero: They were stuck in the couch in his office.
Steve Arlo: Was he hiding them there? Is that possible?
Daryl Zero: Not possible. That's where they fell out of his pocket, over a year ago.
Steve Arlo: So... what do you make of this?
Daryl Zero: I think that just as I feared, Ms. Sullivan doesn't know a thing about these keys.
Steve Arlo: Wait--the keys are a coincidence?
Daryl Zero: Yes.
Steve Arlo: That's--confusing.
Daryl Zero: Yep.
Steve Arlo: Doesn't seem like a good thing.
Daryl Zero: Sure it is. It's good because the man has been looking for his keys for a *year*. And I've found them.
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Daryl Zero: After investigating her, I found myself in better shape than ever before in my life. To me, she will always be a singular unforgettable event, the only time I ever took leave of my objectivity. Perhaps the most able blackmailer of her time, she was at once the worthiest opponent and the greatest ally, and the only woman I have ever... the only woman, period. And though I never would've anticipated it, in the end she did for me what I have done for so many: help solve a problem, first by observation, then by careful intervention - in other words, the Zero Effect.
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Daryl Zero: I always say that the essence of my work relies fundamentally on two basic principles: objectivity and observation, or "the two obs" as I call them. My work relies on my ability to remain absolutely, purely objective, detached. I have mastered the fine art of detachment. And while it comes at some cost, this supreme objectivity is what makes me, I dare say, the greatest observer the world has ever known.
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Daryl Zero: You're watching whales? Fuck the whales.
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Daryl Zero: Passion is the enemy of precision.
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Daryl Zero: A person can't escape their nature.
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Daryl Zero: A few words here about following people. People know they're being followed when they turn around and see someone following them. They can't tell they're being followed if you get there first.
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Daryl Zero: When you spend enough time around the chemistry of desperation, you come to recognize the smell. One desperate element is combustible. More than one desperate element is lethal.
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Daryl Zero: I've been awak for three days. Three... Just love those amphetamines. Got to love them. Got to.
Steve Arlo: Sounds healthy.
Daryl Zero: It's good for my skin. You know if you do enough of that stuff over a very short period of time, you get, like, these canker sores on your tongue.
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Daryl Zero: My father was an evil, abusive man. And he killed my mother when she was sleeping. And then he slit his wrists, when I was thirteen. I don't talk about that much. I used to when it happened and then one day I woke up and, I don't know. Everything was different.
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Daryl Zero: [instructions to Gloria Sullivan] Keep moving every few months. Stay out of Westernized countries for a while. Don't carry too much cash on your body. Give incorrect information everywhere, and never use your real name.
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Steve Arlo: I'll shoot you. Really, I will. I have a gun and everything.
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Steve Arlo: He can tell you where you were born, how old your mother was at the time, and what you had for breakfast, all within 30 seconds of meeting you.
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Gloria Sullivan: When your number's up, it's up. There's no sense to it. There's no justice. Innocent people suffer and murderers get away with it. So when my number's up, whether I'm walking down the street or doing something else, that will be that.YUou know, you, me, anyone could walk out of here and get killed by some drunk in a pick-up truck. I could slip in the shower and break my neck.
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Steve Arlo: [talking about his employer, Daryl Zero] I'm telling you he never even leaves the house, okay. I mean he's like some sort of recluse. A complete freak. No social life. In fact, no social skills. It's a strange fucking thing. When he's working, the smoothest operator you've ever seen. Brave, slick, cunning, he can do anything. Soon as he gets off work, it's all gone. Afraid to go to the dry cleaners. Literally. Too uncomfortable in his own skin to go out and eat. Tactless and inept. Rude too. Just an asshole.
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Steve Arlo: I don't think he's ever kissed a girl. He's like 30-something years old.
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Steve Arlo: Why are we talking on the phone?
Daryl Zero: I told you. We can't be too careful. Two guys in an airport... talking? It's a little fishy.
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Steve Arlo: Maybe you should stop snorting that shit.
Daryl Zero: Keeps my teeth sharp.
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Steve Arlo: $5 million, so you can kill someone right away instead of a day later.
Gregory Stark: No, no. For $5 million, you do it.
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Daryl Zero: Gregory Stark is the son of a fat man. -
Sky High
#211Coach Boomer: [multiple times, some at thunderous levels] Sidekick!
Principal Powers: I'm not Wonder Woman, you know.
Which is really admusing since it is Linda Carter playing this role
Warren Peace: To let true love remain unspoken is the quickest route to a heavy heart.
Layla: Wow, that is really deep!
Warren Peace: [reading off of a fortune cookie] And your lucky numbers are...
Layla: What's embarrasing him in front of the entire class going to prove? That is so unfair.
Will Stronghold: Yeah, well if life were to suddenly get fair, I doubt it would happen in high school.
Ron Wilson - Bus Driver: There's only one person authorized to transport superheroes: Ron Wilson - Bus Driver.
[kicks henchman out of bus]
Ron Wilson - Bus Driver: And I'm Ron Wilson - Bus Driver.
Mr. Medulla: Unacceptable! You've confused beams with rays! D! Minus! I'd give you an F, but that would only mean having to see you in summer school.
Coach Boomer: Did I mention she was an evil twin?
Mr. Medulla: This Friday, you say?
Coach Boomer: Medulla, you hound!
..... later .....
Good Twin: You said that?
Mr. Medulla: Yeah!
Evil Twin: You're so funny!
Mr. Medulla: I love life!
[reappears after being thrown through a window several miles above ground]
Will Stronghold: Surprised? So am I.
Will Stronghold: [voice-over end credits] In the end, my girlfriend became my arch enemy, my arch enemy became my best friend, and my best friend became my girlfriend. But hey... it's high school. -
Name der Rose, Der (1986)
#212Name der Rose, Der (1986)
William of Baskerville: Adso, if I knew the answers to everything, I would be teaching theology in Paris.
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[Regarding women]
William of Baskerville: I find it difficult to convince myself that God would have introduced such a foul being into creation without endowing her with some virtues, hmmm?
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The Abbot: We found the body after a hailstorm, horribly mutilated, dashed against a rock at the foot of the tower, under a window which was, uh, how shall I say this, I trust...
William of Baskerville: Which was found closed.
The Abbot: Somebody told you?
William of Baskerville: Had it been found open, you would not have spoken of spiritual unease - you would have concluded that he'd fallen.
The Abbot: Brother William, the window cannot be opened! Nor was the glass shattered, nor is there any access to the roof above.
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William of Baskerville: My dear Adso, we must not allow ourselves to be influenced by irrational rumors of the Antichrist, hmm? Let us instead exercise our brains and try to solve this tantalizing conundrum.
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Jorge de Burgos: Laughter is a devilish whim which deforms, uh, the lineaments of the face and makes men look like monkeys.
William of Baskerville: Monkeys do not laugh. Laughter is particular to men.
Jorge de Burgos: As is sin. Christ never laughed.
William of Baskerville: Can we be so sure?
Jorge de Burgos: There is nothing in the Scriptures to say that he did.
William of Baskerville: And there's nothing in the Scriptures to say that he did not. Why, even the saints have been known to employ comedy, to ridicule the enemies of the Faith. For example, when the pagans plunged St. Maurice into the boiling water, he complained that his bath was too cold. The Sultan put his hand in... scalded himself.
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William of Baskerville: How peaceful life would be without love, Adso. How safe, how tranquil... and how dull.
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[after seeing a rat while searching for a secret route to the library]
William of Baskerville: The rats love parchment even more than scholars do. Let's follow him!
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William of Baskerville: She is already burnt flesh, Adso. Bernardo Gui has spoken: she is a witch.
Adso of Melk: But that's not true, and you know it!
William of Baskerville: I know. I also know that anyone who disputes the verdict of an Inquisitor is guilty of heresy.
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William of Baskerville: But what is so alarming about laughter?
Jorge de Burgos: Laughter kills fear, and without fear there can be no faith, because without fear of the Devil there is no more need of God.
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William of Baskerville: I too was an Inquisitor, but in the early days, when the Inquisition strove to guide, not to punish. And once I had to preside at a trial of a man whose only crime was to have translated a Greek book that conflicted with the Holy Scriptures. Bernardo Gui wanted him condemned as a heretic; I - acquitted the man. Then Bernardo Gui accused ME of heresy, for having defended him. I appealed to the Pope. I - I was put in prison, tortured, and... and I recanted.
Adso of Melk: What happened then?
William of Baskerville: The man was burned at the stake and I am still alive.
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William of Baskerville: The only evidence I see of the antichrist here is everyones desire to see him at work.
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William of Baskerville: Have you ever found a place where God would have felt at home?
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William of Baskerville: You see, Adso... the step between ecstatic vision and sinful frenzy... is all too brief.
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Bernardo Gui: Why did you kill them?
Remigio da Varagine: Why? I don't know... why.
Bernardo Gui: Were you inspired by the Devil?
Remigio da Varagine: Yes. That's it. I was inspired by the Devil! I am... inspired by the DEVVVVILLL! Lucifer! I summon you! -
Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas
#213-Hunter S. Thompson: We can't stop here... This is bat country!
-Hunter (while on ether): Dogs fuck the pope, no fault of mine...
-Highway patrolman: One last request... Could you give me a little kiss?
Hunter: ...
Patrolman: I'm... very lonely out here.
-Hunter: Let's get down to brass tacs, man, how much for the ape?
-Hunter: Where's the damn ape?!
Clown: He freaked out, man, trashed the place, the cops came in and put little monkey cuffs on 'im!
-Hunter: You people voted for Hubert Humphreys! And you killed Jesus! -
Favorite Movie Quotes
#214"Ouch! It bit me!"
"What'd you expect fairies to do?"
"I thought they did nice things, like grant wishes."
"Huh, shows how much YOU know."
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Jareth: You remind me of the babe.
Goblin: What babe?
Jareth: The babe with the power.
Different Goblin: What power?
Jareth: The power of voodoo.
Goblin: Who do?
Jareth: You do.
Goblin: Do what?
Jareth: Remind me of the babe. -
Favorite Movie Quotes
#215Labyrinth, those're Labyrinth! -
Favorite Movie Quotes
#216Labyrinth (1986)
Sarah: It's not fair! I swear this is the girl's catch phrase. I think it is written on her character sheet.
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Sarah: Once upon a time... there was a beautiful young girl whose step-mother always made her stay home with the baby. And the baby was a spoiled child, and wanted everything to himself, and the young girl was practically a slave. But what no one knew is that the king of the goblins had fallen in love with the the girl, and he had given her certain powers. So one night, when baby had be particularly cruel to her, she called on the goblins for help!
Sarah: I can bear no longer! Goblin King! Goblin King! Wherever you may be take this child of mine far away from me!
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Jareth: You have thirteen hours in which to solve the labyrinth, before your baby brother becomes one of us... forever.
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Sarah: You're him, aren't you? You're the Goblin King! I want my brother back, please, if it's all the same.
Jareth: What's said is said.
Sarah: But, I didn't mean it.
Jareth: Oh, you didn't?
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The Worm: 'Allo.
Sarah: Did you say... hello?
The Worm: No, I said "'allo," but that's close enough.
Sarah: Oh... you're a worm, aren't you?
The Worm: Yeah, that's right.
Sarah: You don't by any chance know the way through this labyrinth, do you?
The Worm: Who, me? No, I'm just a worm. Say, come inside, and meet the missus.
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After she turns to go the wrong direction...
The Worm: If she'd 'ave kept on goin' down that way she'd 'ave gone straight to that castle.
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Sarah: You're horrible!
Hoggle: No, I ain't. I'm Hoggle.
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Jareth: So, my labyrith's a piece of cake? Well then let's see how you deal with this little slice...
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Jareth: How you turn my world, you precious thing.
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Jareth: It's only forever, not long at all.
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Sarah: That's not fair!
Jareth: You say that so often, I wonder what your basis for comparison is?
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Sarah: What exactly have you sworn?
Didymus: I have taken an oath that no one may cross this bridge without my permission.
Sarah: Well... May we have your permission?
Didymus: Well I, uh... I... that is, uh... hm... Yes?
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Hoggle: This is an oubliette, labyrinth's full of 'em.
Sarah: Oh, I didn't know that.
Hoggle: Oh don't act so smart. You don't even know what an oubliette is.
Sarah: Do you?
Hoggle: Yes. It's a place you put people... to forget about 'em!
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Hoggle: You have to understand my position. I'm a coward. And Jareth scares me.
Sarah: What kind of a position is that?
Hoggle: No position! That's my point.
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Hoggle: Thems my rightful property. It's not fair.
Sarah: No. It's not. But that's the way it is.
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After Evil Dark Overlord like Rant. He said something funny and his minion are too scared to respond.
Jareth: Well? Laugh.
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Sarah: Give me the child.
Jareth: Sarah, beware. I have been generous till now and I can be cruel.
Sarah: Generous? What have you done that is generous?
Jareth: *Everything*! Everything that you wanted I have done. You asked that the child be taken. I took him. You cowered before me and I was frightening. I have reordered time. I have turned the world upside down.
Jareth: And I have done it all for you! I am exhausted from living up to your expectations. Isn't that generous? -
Half Baked
#217"Yo b, I said you was Jamacian man!"
"Why did you tell him that man!?"
"Cause thats the way I pictured him in my head man!"
"Hey, dont worry guys, i'll pretend I'm Jamacian man!"
"You have smoked yourself retarded!"
Iknow its not in the fantasy setting, but that movie was awsome! -
Serenity
#218Teacher: Earth that was could no longer sustain our numbers, we were so many. We found a new solar system, dozens of planets and hundreds of moons. Each one terra-formed a process taking decades, to support human life, to be new earths. The Central Planets formed the Alliance. Ruled by an interplanetary parliament, the Alliance was a beacon of civilization. The savage outer planets were not so enlightened and refused Alliance control. The war was devastating, but the Alliance's victory over the Independents insured a safer universe. And now everyone can enjoy the comfort, and enlightenment of our civilization.
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Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Half of writing history is hiding the truth.
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Shiney! My new favorite word
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Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: You think she'll hold together?
Zoë: She's torn up plenty, but she'll fly true.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Likely to be a bumpy ride.
Zoë: Always is.
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Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: I am a leaf on the wind - watch how I soar.
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as Serenity descends toward Lilac, a large piece breaks off of the nose with a loud bang and goes sailing past the front windscreen]
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: [jumping, startled] What was that?
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: Did you see that?
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Was that the primary buffer panel?
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: It did seem to resemble ...
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: [interrupting, mock-jokingly] Did the primary buffer panel just fall off my gorramn ship for no apparent reason?
[Another loud bang]
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: Looks like!
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: [hitting switches] I thought Kaylee just checked the entry couplings! I have a very clear memory of ...
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: Yeah, well, if she doesn't get us some extra flow from the engine room to offset the burnthrough, this landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Define "interesting".
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: "Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die"?
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Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: [Over the ship's intercom] This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight... turbulence and then explode.
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Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Just get us on the ground!
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: That part'll happen pretty definitely.
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Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: It's okay, I'm a leaf on the wind!
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: What does that mean?
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Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Bit of a rockety ride. Nothing to worry about.
Dr. Simon Tam: I'm not worried.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: [mocking Simon's seriousness] Fear's nothing to be ashamed of, Doctor.
Dr. Simon Tam: This isn't fear. This is anger.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Well, kinda hard to tell one from t'other, face like yours.
Dr. Simon Tam: Yes, well, I imagine if it were fear, my eyes would be wider.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: I'll look for that next time.
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Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Y'all got on this boat for different reasons, but y'all come to the same place. So now I'm asking more of you than I have before. Maybe all. Sure as I know anything, I know this - they will try again. Maybe on another world, maybe on this very ground swept clean. A year from now, ten? They'll swing back to the belief that they can make people... better. And I do not hold to that. So no more runnin'. I aim to misbehave.
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Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: This is how it is. Anybody doesn't wanna fly with me any more, this is your port of harbor. There's a lot of fine ways to die. I ain't waiting for the Alliance to choose mine.
[shoots surrendering Alliance pilot]
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: I mean to confound these bungers. Take my shot at getting to Miranda. Maybe find something I can use to get clear of this. So I hear a word out of any of you that ain't helping me out or taking your leave, I will shoot you down. Get to work!
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Zoë: Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. We can look it up later.
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Zoë: In the time of war, we would never have left a man behind.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Maybe that's why we lost.
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The Operative: Are you willing to die for your beliefs?
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: I am...
[they draw. Mal fires first, and the Operative is forced to take cover]
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: 'Course, that ain't exactly plan A.
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The Operative: You're fighting a war you've already lost.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Yeah, well, I'm known for that.
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Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you.
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Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: You all wanna be looking very intently at your own belly buttons. I see a head start to rise, violence is going to ensue. Probably guessed we mean to be thieving here but what we're after is not yours. So, let's have no undue fussing.
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Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: Can I make a suggestion that doesn't involve violence, or is this the wrong crowd for that?
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Jayne Cobb: Shepherd Book once said to me, "If you can't do something smart, do something right."
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Jayne Cobb: Shiny. Let's be bad guys.
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Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Do you want to run this ship?
Jayne Cobb: Yes!
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: [caught off guard] Well... you can't...
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Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: I didn't start this.
Jayne Cobb: No, that's right. Alliance starts the war, and then you volunteer. Battle of Serenity, Mal. Besides Zoe here, how many...
[Mal turns to walk away]
Jayne Cobb: Hey, I'm talking at you! How many men in your platoon came out of there alive?
Zoë: You wanna leave this room.
Jayne Cobb: Damn right, I do.
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Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: [about protective goggles] Fine, I'll wear 'em. But I'll look like an idiot.
Zoë: I should think you'd be used to that, sir.
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Make no sense, unless you have seen the series
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: [about Inara] Did you see us fight?
Kaylee Frye: No.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Trap.
Zoë: So-trap?
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Trap.
Zoë: We goin' in?
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Ain't but a few hours out.
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: Yeah, but remember the part where it's a trap?
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Makes no sense unless you have seen the movie
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: What in the hell happened back there?
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl cuz... I don't think that's ever getting old.
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The Operative: Serenity... you lost everything in that battle. Everything you had, everything you were. How did you go on?
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: If you're still standing there when that engine starts, you never will figure it out.
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Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: But it ain't all buttons and charts, little albatross. You know what the first rule of flyin' is? Well I suppose you do, since you already know what I'm about to say.
River Tam: I do. But I like to hear you say it.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Love. You can know all the math in the 'Verse, but take a boat in the air you don't love, she'll shake you off just as sure as the turning of worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down, tells ya she's hurtin' 'fore she keens. Makes her home.
River Tam: Storm's getting worse.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: We'll pass through it soon enough.
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Mass firefly quotes
http://www.strolen.com/guild/index.php/topic,2337.msg35526.html#msg35526 -
Re: Favorite Movie Quotes
#219(Yay for Firefly/Serenity...)
"Screw this, I'm gonna LIVE!" - Kaylee Frye, Serenity
"You can't stop the signal." - Mr. Universe, Serenity
"I'm as anatomically ill-equipped as a Ken doll." - Metatron, Dogma
"They're, uh... flocking this way." - Tim, Jurassic Park
"I would sooner die than help you!"
"Oh, don't be boring. Everyone who says that dies."
- Prince Velkan and Count Dracula, Van Helsing
"And what you fail to realise is that my ship is dragging mines!" - Galaxy Quest
"Laugh it up, fuzzball." - Han Solo, Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
"Oh, you didn't think I forgot about you, did you?" - Blade, Blade II
"I'm getting fairly alarmed here." - Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park
"Mos Eisley Spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy." - Obi-Wan Kenobi, Star Wars: A New Hope -
Re: Favorite Movie Quotes
#220Sam: So where did you meet her [sha'uri]
Daniel Jackson: uh, well ...
O'neal: she was a gift.
Sam: a what ?!
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arthur: You have no king?
Peasant:we are an anarcho-syndacilist commune ... -
Re: Favorite Movie Quotes
#221Eragon (2006)
An okay movie, but the movie and the books share very little in common except a vague semblence of plot and some character names. Read the Books
You are stronger than you realize. Wiser than you know. What was once your life is now your legend.
Durza: (After looking over Eragon) I knew you were young. But. I expected you to be more... (waves hand searching for the words. Then stops and smiles) Well, just more.
Ajihad: I have heard the Legends. I have heard your story. I expected... more...
Eragon: "Just More. I know. I have heard it before".
Brom: That's the spirit - one part brave, three parts fool.
Brom: Better to ask forgiveness than permission.
Durza: [after killing the Urgal leader for failing to bring Eragon to him] Congratulations, you've just been promoted! (Urgal looked really happy for a moment, then quite sad realizing that he was the next leader to die if they failed. The Darth Vader school of command promotion does not do much to improve moral.)
Arya: Legends of Eragon, the great Shadeslayer, spread throughout Alagaesia.
Eragon: You know how legends go; people will believe anything these days
Murtagh: A son can't choose his father.
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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes
#222Yeah, I watched The Last Unicorn. :lol:
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"Do not boast, old woman. Your death sits in that cage, and she hears you."
"Oh, she'll kill me one day or another. But she'll always remember that I caught her."
- The Unicorn and Mommy Fortuna, The Last Unicorn
"I am SCHMENDRICK! Last of the Red Hot Swamis!" - Schmendrick the Magician The Last Unicorn
"My lady, you deserve the services of a true magician. Unfortunately, you'll have to be glad of the aid of a second-rate pickpocket." - Schmendrick the Magician, The Last Unicorn
"Mind yer heads, lads. It's raining idiots." - Jack Jingly, The Last Unicorn
"... Oh, God, I'm engaged to a Douglas fir. HELP!" - Schmendrick the Magician, The Last Unicorn
"Oh, you don't even know where we're going!"
"Do you think it matters to me?"
- Schmendrick the Magician and Molly Grue, The Last Unicorn
"I am a vessel! I am a dwelling! I am a... a messenger!"
"You are an IDIOT!"
- Schmendrick the Magician and Molly Grue, The Last Unicorn
"A master magician has not made me happy. I will see what an incompetent one can do." - King Haggard, The Last Unicorn
"No cat out of it's first fur can ever be decieved by appearances. ...Unlike human bein's, who seems to enjoy it." - The Cat, The Last Unicorn
"Why must you always speak in riddles?!"
"Because I be what I be. I would tell ye what ye want to know if I could, mum, but I be a cat. And no cat anywhere ever gave anyone a straight answer." - Molly Grue and The Cat, The Last Unicorn
"My lady, I am a hero. And heroes know that things must happen when it is time for them to happen. A quest may not simply be abandoned. Unicorns may go unrescued for a long time. But... not forever. The happy ending cannot come in the middle of the story."
"But what if there isn't a happy ending at all?"
"There are no happy endings. Because nothing ends."
- Prince Lear, Molly Grue, and Schmendrick the Magician, The Last Unicorn (This is my favorite speech in the whole movie.)
"Not all the magic in the world can help her now."
"Then what is magic for?! What is the use of wizardry, if it cannot even save a unicorn?!"
"That's what heroes are for."
"... Of course, that is exactly what heroes are for!"
- Schmendrick the Magician, Molly Grue, and Prince Lear, The Last Unicorn
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"Gidget, have you lain with the horned one again?" - Crow T. Robot, Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Thing That Couldn't Die
"They're all dumb as posts, and they homeschooled her." - Tom Servo, Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Thing That Couldn't Die
"Did Flavia hire this guy directly out of prison?" - Mike Nelson, Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Thing That Couldn't Die
"Yeah, I'm sorry, movie, but dead people have figured out where this is going." - Mike Nelson, Mystery Science Theater 3000: Werewolf
"There's definitely a very slim chance we might survive." - Dr. Egon Spengler, Ghostbusters
*The other Ghostbusters scream in pain as they are zapped*
"Darn it. Oh, darn it." - Dr. Pete Venkman, Ghostbusters II -
Re: Favorite Movie Quotes
#223"Please don't interrupt me when I'm asking rhetorical questions." - Brassel, MI:3 -
Re: Favorite Movie Quotes
#224"Squeal like a pig!" - Redneck, Deliverance. -
Re: Favorite Movie Quotes
#225"Are you like a crazy person?"
"Doubtless they will say so."
- Evey and V, V for Vendetta
"A fake ID works better than a Guy Fawkes mask." - Evey, V for Vendetta -
Re: Favorite Movie Quotes
#226Der Mensch, die wohl geheimnisvollste Spezies unseres Planeten. Ein Mysterium offener Fragen. Wer sind wir? Woher kommen wir? Wohin gehen wir? Woher wissen wir, was wir zu wissen glauben? Wieso glauben wir überhaupt etwas? Unzählige Fragen, die nach einer Antwort suchen, einer Antwort, die wieder eine neue Frage aufwerfen wird, und die nächste Antwort wieder die nächste Frage und so weiter und so weiter. Doch ist es am Ende nicht immer wieder die gleiche Frage, und immer wieder die gleiche Antwort?
Mankind, probably the most mysterious species on our planet. A mystery of open questions. Who are we? Where do we come from? Where are we going? How do we know what we believe to know? Why do we believe anything at all? Innumerable questions looking for an answer, an answer which will raise the next question and the following answer will raise a following question and so on and so forth. But in the end, isn't it always the same question and always the same answer?
-Lola rennt (Run Lola Run) -
Re: Favorite Movie Quotes
#227Lola rennt.... :D -
Re: Favorite Movie Quotes
#228"Oh, do stop following me around. You're making my dog very nervous. He detests the smell of stupid." - Isobel von Schonenberg, Hopscotch
"I hope you know what you're doing."
"Certainly not." - Isobel von Schonenberg and Miles Kendig, Hopscotch
"By the way, we're being photographed."
"Yours or mine?"
"Yours, I recognize the mustache."
"Oh, that's Follet, he's an idiot. Probably no film in the camera." - Yaskov and Miles Kendig, Hopscotch
"He actually had the balls to hide out in my house!" - Meyerson, Hopscotch
"What's happening?!"
"I think they're shooting up your house." - Meyerson and Joe Cutter, Hopscotch
"Do you really think you can fly that thing?"
"Do you really think you can do all that bullshit you just said?" - David and Capt. Steven Hiller, Independence Day
"What are you doing?!"
"I'm making a mess!"
"Yes, this I can see." - Independence Day
"How did you know he would turn to starboard?"
"I didn't. I had a fifty-fifty chance, and I needed a break. Sorry."
"Eh, don't worry about it. My Morse is so rusty I might be sending him the dimensions of the Playmate of the Month." - The Hunt for Red October
"The thing about the future is everytime you look at it, the future changes, because you looked at it." - Next -
Re: Favorite Movie Quotes
#229(in a prison)
"So, why are you in here anyway?"
"Political crimes"
"what did you do?"
"I robbed a bank..."
Red heat, Russian police officer with prison lord. -
Re: Favorite Movie Quotes
#230"New things are like a new pare of under wear. At first it's constricting but then it becomes a part of you." Garth from Wayne's World
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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes
#231"Hey, hey, the sign says no horseplay in the pool area!"
"This isn't horseplay, this is a major felony." - Hudson Hawk and Tommy Five-Tone, Hudson Hawk -
Re: Favorite Movie Quotes
#232So, I realize I'm running a little late, but..
THUNDER CATS... HO! -
Re: Favorite Movie Quotes
#233300
Narrator: "Goodbye my Love!" He doesn't say it: There's no room for softness...
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth: One: because it is a *vile* drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two: that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me, do you think there is even the slightest chance they wont see it?
Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone? -
Re: Favorite Movie Quotes
#234"Will someone get this big... walking carpet out of my way?" - Princess Leia Organa, Star Wars: A New Hope
"Bring 'em on, I prefer a straight fight to all this sneaking around." - Han Solo, Star Wars: A New Hope
"A minute ago, you couldn't wait to go out and fight, now you want to stay?!"
"Marching into the detention block ain't exactly what I had in mind!" - Luke Skywalker and Han Solo, Star Wars: A New Hope
"I don't know where you get your delusions, laser-brain." - Princess Leia Organa, Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
"He's as clumsy as he is stupid." - Darth Vader, Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back -
Re: Favorite Movie Quotes
#235"That thing bled acid! Who knows what it's going to do now that it's dead?!"
"... I think it's safe to assume that it's not a zombie."
- Ripley and Ash, Alien -
Re: Favorite Movie Quotes
#236"I went to Blackfall once."
"Nice."
"I killed a man there. Yah, it was nice."
- Deathwatch -
Re: Favorite Movie Quotes
#237No Country For Old Men:
Wendell: We goin' in?
Ed Tom Bell: Gun out and up.
Wendell: [Wendell draws his pistol] What about yours?
Ed Tom Bell: I'm hidin' behind you
Man who hires Wells: [about Chigurh] Just how dangerous is he?
Carson Wells: Compared to what? The bubonic plague?
Man who hires Wells: Did I say you could sit?
Carson Wells: No, but you strike me as a man who wouldn't want to waste his chair.
Boy on Bike #2: Mister? You got a bone stickin' out yer arm.
Anton Chigurh: Let me just sit here a minute.
Carla Jean Moss: Where'd you get the pistol?
Llewelyn Moss: At the gettin' place.
Carla Jean Moss: Did you buy that gun?
Llewelyn Moss: No. I found it.
Carla Jean Moss: Llewelyn!
Llewelyn Moss: What? Quit hollerin'.
Carla Jean Moss: What'd you give for that thing?
Llewelyn Moss: You don't need to know everything, Carla Jean.
Carla Jean Moss: I need to know that.
Llewelyn Moss: You keep runnin' that mouth I'm gonna' take you in the back and screw ya'.
Carla Jean Moss: Big talk.
Llewelyn Moss: Keep it up.
Carla Jean Moss: Fine. I don't wanna' know. I don't even wanna' know where you been all day.
Llewelyn Moss: That'll work.
Carson Wells: [Wells sits back and studies Moss] What do you do?
Llewelyn Moss: I'm retired.
Carson Wells: What did you do?
Llewelyn Moss: Welder.
Carson Wells: Acetylene? Mig? Tig?
Llewelyn Moss: Any of it. If it can be welded I can weld it.
Carson Wells: Cast iron?
Llewelyn Moss: Yeah.
Carson Wells: I don't mean braze.
Llewelyn Moss: I didn't say braze.
Carson Wells: Pot metal?
Llewelyn Moss: What did I say?
Anton Chigurh [about to kill Wells]: And you know what's going to happen now. You should admit your situation. There would be more dignity in it.
Carson Wells: You go to hell.
Anton Chigurh: Let me ask you something. If the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule?
Carson Wells: Do you have any idea how godd**n crazy you are?
Anton Chigurh: You mean the nature of this conversation?
Carson Wells: I mean the nature of you. -
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
#238Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Indiana Jones: I've got a bad feeling about this.
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Mutt Williams: You're a *Professor?*
Indiana Jones: Part-time.
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Mutt Williams: Well what's he gonna do now?
Marion Ravenwood: I don't think he plans that far ahead.
Marion Ravenwood: Yeah...
Indiana Jones: [pops out from the inside of the truck with a bazooka] Scooch over will ya, Son?
Mutt Williams: Don't call me 'Son'. Don't.
Indiana Jones: I think I'd cover my ears if I were you!
[Indy shoots a rocket at a giant tree cutter but it sends the large circular blade bouncing straight for them, cutting through other trucks as it goes]
Indiana Jones: *Duck!*
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Mutt Williams: You know, for an old man you ain't bad in a fight. What are you, like 80?
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Mac: We were younger.
Indiana Jones: We had guns!
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Mutt Williams: Get on, Gramps!
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Mutt Williams: [Irinka Spalko holds sword up to Mutt's neck] Woah! Wait, wait, wait. Stop, stop, stop, stop!
Mutt Williams: [grabs comb out of pocket and combs hair] I'm ready.
[to Indy]
Mutt Williams: Don't give these pigs a thing.
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Mutt Williams: I don't understand. Why the legend about the city of gold?
Indiana Jones: Well, the word for 'gold' translates as 'treasure.' But their treasure wasn't gold, it was knowledge. Knowledge was their treasure.
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Mac: Jonesy!
[Indiana punches Mac in the face]
Mac: You broke my nose!
Indiana Jones: I warned you.
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Agent Irina Spalko: This warehouse, where you and your government have hidden all of your secrets. Yes?
Indiana Jones: This is a military warehouse. I've never been here before in my life.
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Agent Irina Spalko: [Irina has Marion and Indiana hostage] So Dr. Jones, you will help us?
[a soldier cocks a pistol and points it at Marion's back]
Agent Irina Spalko: A simple 'Yes' will do.
Indiana Jones: Oh Marion, you had to go and get yourself kidnapped.
Marion Ravenwood: Not like you did any better.
Indiana Jones: Same old, same old.
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Mutt Williams: Name's Mutt. Mutt Williams.
Indiana Jones: Mutt?
Mutt Williams: Yeah.
Indiana Jones: What kind of name is that?
Mutt Williams: It's the one I picked. You got a problem with it?
Indiana Jones: Take it easy.
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Marion Ravenwood: [about 'Mutt'] His name's Henry.
Indiana Jones: Good name.
Marion Ravenwood: He's your son.
Indiana Jones: Why didn't you make him finish school!
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Indiana Jones: Drop dead!
[Dovchenko punches him in the face]
Indiana Jones: I'm sorry; I meant drop dead, *comrade*.
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Mutt Williams: Grab the snake!
Indiana Jones: Stop calling it that! Call it something else!
Mutt Williams: Like what?
Indiana Jones: A rope! Call it a rope!
Mutt Williams, Marion Ravenwood: Grab the rope!
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Marion Ravenwood: I'm sure I wasn't the only one to go on with my life. There must have been plenty of women for you over the years.
Indiana Jones: There were a few. But they all had the same problem.
Marion Ravenwood: Yeah, what's that?
Indiana Jones: They weren't you Honey.
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Indiana Jones: [crashes into a truck windshield after a failed swing from his whip] Damn, I thought that was closer... .
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Indiana Jones: [Mac holds his arms up when they are surrounded by Russian soldiers] Put your hands down will you, you're embarrassing us.
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Mutt Williams: A scorpion just stung me, am I gonna die?
Indiana Jones: How big?
Mutt Williams: Huge!
Indiana Jones: Good.
Mutt Williams: Good?
Indiana Jones: When it comes to scorpions, the bigger the better. Small one bites ya, don’t keep it to yourself.
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Indiana Jones: [Mutt gets out his knife, ready to fight two KGB agents; both agents pull out guns] Looks like you bought a knife to a gun fight.
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Indiana Jones: Why don't you stick around, Junior?
Mutt Williams: I don't know. Why didn't you, Dad?
Professor 'Ox' Oxley: Dad...
[gives Indy a questioning look]
Professor 'Ox' Oxley: Dad?
Indiana Jones: Somewhere you Grandpa is laughing.
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Professor 'Ox' Oxley: How much of human life is lost in waiting?
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Dean Charles Stanforth: We seem to have reached the age where life stops giving us things and starts taking them away.
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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes
#239Broken Arrow (1996)
My personal favorite quote from the movie
Giles Prentice: I don't know what's scarier, losing nuclear weapons, or that it happens so often there's actually a term for it.
My second one,
Vic Deakins: Would you mind not shooting at the thermonuclear weapons?
Others:
Vic Deakins: Battle is a highly fluid situation. You - You plan on your contingencies, and I have. You keep your initiative, and I will. But what you don't do is share command. It's never a good idea.
Riley Hale: You're out of your mind.
Vic Deakins: Yeah. Ain't it cool?
Riley Hale: I'm serious, Deak, your mind has taken a walk off the map.
Vic Deakins: Maybe. But I'm still gonna kick your ass.
Terry: Clyde, what exactly does a suspicious truck look like?
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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes
#240"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a sonofabitch"
--Jack Nicholson (heh, dont remember which movie)