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Favorite Movie Quotes
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#241Dude, when I am the voice of reason, reason is totally *screwed*
Dave, Code Monkeys -
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#242
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a sonofa@!#$@!"
--Jack Nicholson (heh, dont remember which movie)
In a press conference or press release. It is not from a movie. It is all Jack.
Some others he did:
"Once you've been really "bad" in a movie, there's a certain kind of fearlessness you develop.
Applies to GMs
"I don't want people to know what I'm actually like. It's not good for an actor.
“There's only two people in your life you should lie to...the police and your girlfriend. -
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#243Spider-man (2002)
"Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words: "With great power comes great responsibility." This is my gift, my curse. Who am I? I'm Spider-man." ~Peter Parker -
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#244'Don't burden yourself with the secrets of scary people'
Falconi - Batman Begins
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#245David Mamet (famous playwright)
upon hearing that the star of his latest broadway show, Jeremy Piven (entourage) quit the show suddenly w/o notice, citing out of all things, "mercury poisoning". Dubious, Mamet was asked for a comment.
"I didn't know he had such a high mercury count. I wish him all the best in his new career as a thermometer" -
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#246Sholay Bollywood movie
Gabbar : Kitane aadmi the?
Kaliya: Sardar..do aadmi the.
Gabbar: Do aadmi ?.. SOOWAR KE BACHCHO.. woh do the aur tum teen
.. phir bhi waapas aagayeye . khaali haath.. kya samaz kar aaye the?.. -
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#247can we get a translator! ^ -
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#248I don't know how accurate this is... But wikiquote had this, which seems to match, with the added bonus of translated text.
Gabbar: Hmmmm.... Kitane aadmi the? (How many were they?)
Kaliya: sardar.. do aadmi the. (Two)
Gabbar: hmmm.. Do aadmi ? .... SOOWAR KE BACHCHO.,kankhi chele. woh do the aur tum teen..
phir bhi waapas aagayeye . khaali haath..
kya samaz kar aaye the?.. sardar bahot khus hoga sabasi dega kyoon? DHIKKAR HAI ...
Arre O Saambha... kitna inaam rakkhe hai sarkaar ham par? (Sons of swines, they were two and you people were three. Yet you have come back empty handed.
What were you thinking... boss will congratulate you. (Asks Sambha) how much money has the government put on my head?) -
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#249Speed Racer - The Live Action Cartoon (Really, that is the best tag line for it)
Spritle: Go, Speed, Go!
Spritle: [sees Racer X and Inspector Detector at the front door] It's Racer X, The Harbinger of Boom!
Rex: [to young Speed, on the track at Thunderhead] Feel that shimmy? That's your hind legs trying to outrun your front.
Young Speed: What do I do?
Rex: Stop steering, and start driving.
Speed: Racing hasn't changed, and it never will.
Racer X: It doesn't matter if racing never changes. What matters is if we let racing change us. Every one of us has to find a reason to do this. You don't climb into a T-180 to be a driver. You do it because you're driven.
Speed: It's going to be okay.
Mom: You wouldn't lie to your mother, would you?
Speed: Never again.
Rex: [to Speed] Stop steering and start driving. This ain't no dead piece of metal. A car's a living, breathing thing, and she's alive. Feel it talking to you. Telling you what she wants, what she needs. All you gotta do is listen. Close your eyes and listen.
Mr. Royalton: A million dollars to the driver that takes out Racer.
Cannonball Taylor: He won't even get out of the blocks.
Mr. Royalton: I prefer him to not even make it out of the locker room.
Speed: Haven't any of these drivers read the rule book?
Mom: [to Speed] We just have to stick together... and something good will happen. You'll see.
Trixie: Since when did winning become so important?
Speed: It is important. You gotta win if you want to keep driving, and that's what I want to do. It's the only thing I really know how to do.
Trixie: That's not true.
Speed: Come on, I wouldn't have made it out of high school without your help.
Trixie: Okay, that's true.
Pops Racer: You think you can drive a car and change the world? It doesn't work like that!
Speed: Maybe not, but it's the only thing I know how to do and I gotta do something.
Racer X: [about Rex] I'm sure if he were here, he'd be immensely proud of you.
Speed: For what? Making the same mistakes he did?
Racer X: For trying to make a difference.
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Favorite Quote
Trixie: Oh my god, was that a ninja?
Pops Racer: More like a NON-ja. Terrible what passes for a ninja these days.
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Mom: [catching Spritle playing with his chimp in the living room] Hey, what are you two doing?
Spritle: Nothing.
Mom: Was that the same nothing that broke my last couch?
Spritle: No, that was a totally different nothing.
Pops Racer: That show's in German.
Spritle: Not the monkey parts. -
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#250Kung-fu guy #1: So, i have found you at last!
Kung-fu guy #2: What do you want?
#1: To kill you of course!
#2: Right. Well, then, why?
#1: Why is not important now. Your choices are to kill yourself right now, or I will kill you myself.
#2: Right, Well, but I don't want to die
#1: That doesn't matter now
#2: It does to me
#1: Enough talk!
#2: Right, well then...[turns around and runs like the wind]
#1: Damn you! Right, then. [starts chasing him again]
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#251A new one for Ah-nuld quote fans...
"You hit like a vegetarian" (after getting cold-clocked by Sylvester Stallone with no effect) -
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#252Snuff Bottle Connection:
#1: Brother, I know why you're here! To test out my kung-fu!
#2: No. I am here to investigate the Russian envoy and his shady dealings. I need your help, brother.
#1: Russian envoy? But I don't speak any Russian.
#2: But you know how to throw knives. -
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#253It's like we've forgotten who we are. We're explorers, pioneers, not caretakers.
It felt like they made something new everyday, some gadget or idea, like everyday was Christmas. But 6 billion people, just try to imagine that, and every last one of them trying to have it all.
Popcorn at a baseball game is unnatural, I want a hot dog.
We didn't run out of televisions or computers, we ran out of food.
The Apollo missions were a brilliant piece of propaganda.
Watching Interstellar -
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#254
No Luke, I am your father! That one phrase sent shockwaves through all of my friends and I when we saw the Empire Strikes Back when it was first released.
Watch it again... Vader does NOT say the word "no" Just "Luke I am your Father" I know... Its called a Mandela effect look it up on google.
Another example" Forest Gump's Classic line... "Life is like a Box of chocolates..." If that's how you remember it.. it's wrong watch it again and you'll see that's not what he said.
Another one: Mister Rodgers Neighborhood..."It's a beautiful day in the Neighborhood...: nope that's not it either
look it up I'm not kidding