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Favorite Movie Quotes

Started by Strolen Nov 9, 2002 254 posts Locked

  1. Favorite Movie Quotes

    #81
    "Did you know that neither Mr Pibb nor Dr Pepper use the little dot for their abreviations? They both start with 'P' too, you just know that can't be a coincidence. The truth is out there...Mr Pibb, Dr Pepper, I'm on to you."
    -Fighter: 8-bit theater

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    #82
    I'm going to have to see that soon :D

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    #83
    Here ya go!!!

    http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=010302

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    #84
    "You mean we're not gonna have hot mage-on-mage action?!"-Black Mage, 8-Bit Theater

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    #85
    "welcome to Corneria"
    "I like swords"
    "welcome to Corneria"
    "I like swords"
    "welcome to Corneria"
    "I like swords"
    "welcome to Corneria"
    "I like swords"
    "welcome to Corneria"
    "I like swords"
    "welcome to Corneria"
    "I like swords"
    "welcome to Corneria"
    "I like swords"
    "welcome to Corneria"
    "I like swords"
    "welcome to Corneria"
    "I like swords"
    "welcome to Corneria"
    "I like swords"
    "welcome to Corneria"
    "I like swords"
    "welcome to Corneria"
    "I like swords"
    "welcome to Corneria"
    "I like swords" -guard and fighter (8 bit theater)

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    #86
    okay now I defanatley have to see it. :lol:

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    #87
    its not a movie, its a comic on a site. I gave you the link about 2 posts ago. Check it out.

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    #88
    oh! Yeah I saw the site but seing that this is a MOVIE post it confussed mah pwor wittle bwane! :(

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    #89
    well the quotes were being brought in from television shows, so comics just came naturally!

  10. Favorite Movie Quotes

    #90
    I already did the "I like swords" "Welcome to Corneria" one, sniperspy.

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    #91
    oh well we don't care! Anything funny is good.

    "Does it bother you?"
    "Well, yeah kinda."
    "Does it bother you(I forget name)"
    "Um, yeah I guess,"
    "would you like to hear me tell a joke?"
    "Yes."
    "Knock Knock."
    "Whoes there?"
    "Go F**K youselves."~Catch Me If You Can.

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    #92
    who cares, the really funny ones need repeating.

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    #93
    "Holy hand grenades, Batman!" - Robin

    A batman quote, as requested. :twisted:

    "AWW AWW UGHHH AWWWCH!!!!!" - Leo in the Beach where he almost gets his b@lls squezed off. My only favorite Leonardo di Caprio scene.

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    #94
    Robin: "Holy rusted metal Batman!"
    Batman: "What is it?"
    Robin: "Look, it's metal, its rusting, and its full of holes!"

    -My favorite batman quote!

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    #95
    I never realy liked Leo except when in sixth grade everybody was in "love" with him. I only liked him because I was the class loser so I didn't want to be left out. I don't like Vin at all. come on his last name is a gas brand!
    I like the down to earth actors and the short ones. Hey they are taller than me so it doesnt matter. I also am not a fan of certain (ahem) actors but of good movies. Sure I like some of them and go out of my way to see one of their movies but it is because I like their acting.

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    #96
    I know what ya mean. When I was in 6th every guy was in love with Sarah Micheal Gellar. I thought Kirsten Dunst was better though!!

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    #97
    I think Kristen Dunst is prittier. I am the only girl in my school (I havent actually checked but it is wierd enough) that likes Billy Boyd he is funny and seems nice. I wouldn't ever date him, or for that fact think of him like "That" because he is way older than I and that is like realy wrong. I wouldnt mind being friends with him tho.

  18. old...

    #98
    insert traditional feeling old tirade, as all these people you mentioned were children when there were actresses/ actors/ popstars that I thought were hot.

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    #99
    "Shiggity-shiggity-schwa!"-The Mario Song, Team X of MonkeyMofo.com

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    #100
    sorry we have brought up your past and made you feel so old!
    No, I truly am.

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    #101
    Sorry, Seriously. Well, I guess I am the youngest here. this topic having been discussed before. So all I can say is "I didn't do it. I know nothing!"
    "wutch you talkin bout Willis?"

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    #102
    THis should make some people feel better:
    "I see nothing, I know nothing!" - Shwartzy, Hogan's Heroes

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    #103
    Yes! that is where it is from! I was thinking M*A*S*H. The other one is from ... Oh phoo! I forget!

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    #104
    Hogan's Heros! Yha!!!

    Sgt. Hans Schultz: John Banner

    "Missed me by that much." - Maxwell Smart, Get Smart

    Who else remebers watching "Laugh in"?

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    #105
    well I am still Lord Helmet around here, and I say "Comb the Dessert" -Spaceballs!

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    #106
    "I see you have the ring, and I see your Scwartz is as big as mine!" -Lord Helmet (Spaceballs)

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    #107
    "I am Leroy Nimble (sumtin like that) and remember keep looking at the skiiis...Skys skys"~Simpson's (The one where Mr. Burns is an alien)

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    #108
    "Feels like I'm wearin' nothin at all...nothin at all...nothin at all" -Ned Flanders, (distracts Homer)

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    #109
    '"Kowabunga Dude!" Dad, I've never said Kowabunga in my life'~Bart (Behind the Laughter)

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    #110
    "Kids, your dad's gonna be just fine!"
    (Turns to adults)
    "Allright, everyone. Put on your corpse-handling gloves."-Park Ranger, the Simpsons

    "We're combing the desert for clues!"-Troopers, Space Balls

    "I am Dark Helmet!"-Dark Helmet, Space Balls

    "Who's that?"
    "A naked Indian."-Garth and Dream Guy, Wayne's World II

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    #111
    the first spaceballs qoute was never said.

    The black guy that had the small comb said "We ain't found SHIT!"

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    #112
    "Did you see anything?!"
    "No sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again!" - Dark Helment and Col. Sanders, Spaceballs

    "What knockers!" - Dr. Frankenstien, Young Frankenstien

    "Stepanak, if I throw you off, it'll be in the middle of the Atlantic. Board the damn boat." - Capt. Tom Dodge, Down Periscope

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    #113
    "Someone just dropped 35 cents."
    "Are you sure?"
    "Yes sir! There were two nickles and a quarter."
    -Radar and Captain (When a nearby sub had a guy drop his change) "Down Periscope."

  34. Favorite Movie Quotes

    #114
    "You can't handle the truth!" - A Few Good Men (that line cracks me up for some reason)

    "You don't have the sense God gave a donut, do you?" - The Shipping News

    "What are you lookin' at? You're all a bunch of f-ckin' a--holes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be.You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your f-ckin' fingers, and say 'that's the bad guy.' So, what'll that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth, even when I lie.. So say goodnight to the bad guy. Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell ya..." - Scarface

    "I neva f-cked anybody over in my life, who didn't have it comin' to 'im, you got that? All I have in this world is my balls, and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one, you understand?" - Scarface


    "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse." - The Godfather

    "Whatya gonna do? Nice college boy, eh? Don't wanna get mixed up in the family business? Now you wanna gun down a police captain because he slapped you in the face a little bit, huh? Whataya think this is, the Army, where you shoot 'em a mile away? You gotta get up close like this... badaBING! you blow their brains all over your nice Ivy League suit. C'mere... you're taking this very personal." - The Godfather

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    #115
    You like Mafia movies, don't you?

  36. Favorite Movie Quotes

    #116
    "Last week we learned how to saw a woman in half. This week we will learn how to saw a woman in to three parts and hide the pieces." - Monty Python, sociopathic magician right before being chased by cops.

    Voice Over "In this picture there are forty people. None of them can be seen. In this film we hope to show how not to be seen."
    CAPTION: 'HM GOVERNMENT, PUBLIC SERVICE FILM NO. 42 PARA 6. 'HOW NOT TO BE SEEN''

    Voice Over "This is Mr E. R. Bradshaw, of Napier Court, Black Lion Road, SE5. He cannot be seen. Now I'm going to ask him to stand up. Mr Bradshaw will you stand up please? "
    In the middle distance a smiling holidaymaker in braces, collarless shirt and hankie, stands up. There is a pause. Only the sound of the wind. Then a loud gunshot rings out. Mr. Bradshaw crumples to the ground

    Voice Over "This demonstrates the value of not being seen. "
    Cut to another location - an empty area of scrubland

    Voice Over "In this picture we canot see Mrs. B.J. Smegma of 13, The Cresent, Belmont. Mrs Smegma will you stand up please. "
    There is a pause. Almost on the edge of the frame in the distance a pepperpot stands up, proudly. Immediately a shot rings out and she leaps in th air and dies. Cut to a bush some distance awy on open land

    Voice Over "This is Mr Nesbitt of Harlow New Town. Mr Nesbit would you stand up please." (nothing happens) "Mr Nesbitt has learnt the first lesson of not being seen. However he has chosen a very obvious piece of cover." (the bush explodes; cut to a shot of three bushes) "Mr. E.V. Lambert of 'Homeleigh', The Burrows, Oswestry, has presented us with a poser. We do not know which bush he is behind, but we can soon find out." (the left-hand bush explodes, then the right-hand bush explodes, finally the middle bush explodes; there is a muffled scream; the smoke subsides) "Yes it was the middle one."

    More scripts to Python episodes:

    http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/justthewords.htm

  37. Favorite Movie Quotes

    #117
    Monty Python, now there is a series we could be here quoting forever!

  38. Favorite Movie Quotes

    #118
    No Doubt :D Love MP :D

  39. Favorite Movie Quotes

    #119
    "Shut-up."
    "I don't shut-up I grow up and when I look at you I throw up."
    "And your mother comes around the corner and licks it up."~Stand By Me.

    "Now what he said was 'Sic him boy' but what I heard was 'Chopper Sic balls'"~Stand By Me

    "Come on guys lets get a move on"
    "Yeah, by the time we get there the kid wont be dead anymore"~Stand By Me.

    "By the time you get back I will be on the other side relaxing with my thoughts"
    "You use your left or right hand for that?"~Stand By Me

    (Yes, I was watching the movie as I typed this)

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    #120
    Monty Python is the funniest, yo.

    "Who wants a moustache ride?"-Thorny, Super Troopers

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