The Terra Gotcha golem appears as a fine Terracotta sculpture, usually of a warrior, but can really take on any form.

The golem is quite fragile and while able to inflict good melee damage with either its limbs or carried weapons, its true danger lies inside.

The golem is hollow, and if damaged (any successful hit that exceeds its damage threshold), it will shatter and release the golem's contents.

Potential Contents:

1Oil - By itself a slippery mess with the potential to ignite from lanterns, torches.
2Phosphorous - Ignites into a massive ball of flame.
3Gunpowder - Explodes if the golem is attacked by fire/electricity. Burns intensely if ignited after being released.
4Acid - Area becomes soaked by a couple gallons of potent acid.
5Poison Gas - Pick your poison.
6Small undead - small creatures, undead body parts, etc.
7Insect swarms
8Even smaller golems

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