The Call of Captain-thulhu

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   #881

   *Stabs sniperspy with an eskimo* You've been warned!

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   #882

   MUWAHAHAHHAHAHaHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa
   
   :flydrag1: :flydrag1: :flydrag1:

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   #883

   I think it should be
   
   "*Stabs sniperspy with an Inuit*

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   #884

   *Dies a horrible death, then comes back to life temporaril to create his tombstone*
   
   "See, I wasn't paranoid, they really where out to get me!"

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   #885

   Did you know that Eskimo is actually a Scandinavian (Can't remember which language) word that loosely translated means "One who eats raw meat?"
   Inuit is the people's own word for themselves. You should use it, instead of eskimo, which is an insult. It's like calling a Navajo a coyote.

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   #886

   That translation, I read, is highly debateable, and the more accepted translation...by the Esk...er...Inuit is "The Living Ones Who Are Here." or just "the people" Others have it as "snowshoe net-weaver." I guess it depends on who you want to believe.
   
   There are also some tribes that really go by Eskimo and are not Inuit.
   
   I just find the topic slighly interesting.
   
   Pijariiqpunga.

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   #887

   Whay can't they just call themselves humans and be done with it? Then again, why would anyone want to name themselves after so destructive and unuseful species?

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   #888

   Well, everyone already is called a human, in addition to any extraneous geopolitical names that may be gathered from geopolitical ties.

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   #889

   Beware, for the day of darkness has come. I have returned from my slumber, but I'm tired, so i probably won't be contributing as much as i used to.

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    #890

    *solemnly sits down, soaks himself in gasoline, and lights himself on fire*

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    #891

    *Laughs at the thought of what it would really be like if, when Satan was finally released on this Earth, he decided he was tired and took a nap instead of spreading mass destruction!*

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    #892

    *Chuckles malevolently and visualizes a napping Satan with his demonic thumb in his mouth*

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    #893

    *Giggles :lol: * Twisted Cap'n... Twisted! :twisted:

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    #894

    < jaw hangs open in amazement, fear, awe, and mostly confusion >

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    #895

    do not fear, for you are all about to be, purified.

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    #896

    And where is the spleen, tiny dancer? Rocky Mountains.

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    #897

    Purified? No, why would a ruler of evil purify us? Thats like helping the enemy, and no one is that stupid!

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    #898

    Purified? No, why would a ruler of evil purify us? Thats like helping the enemy, and no one is that stupid!

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    #899

    DOUBLE POST!!

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    #900

    I understood that!!!

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    #901

    DOUBLE POST!!

    
    
    Sorry, sorry! Was busy at a commitee meeting!
    *Ahem*
    
    DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

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    #902

    "Sasquatch...
    We know your love is real...
    Sasquatch...
    We know your love is real..."

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    #903

    Double post!!!!
    
    *points and laughs at the idiot who double posted, clearly oblivious to his own stupidity that he is laughing at an imaginary creature named Greg who from time to time spontaniously appears and takes over his body!*

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    #904

    From up here the city lights burn. Like a thousand miles of fire.

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    #905

    fire? no, more like glowing neon, thats all lights are nowadays! it sucks!

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    #906

    Silence, you! They look like fire!
    FIRE!
    NOT NEON!
    FIRE!

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    #907

    Is it legal to be bored? If not, I deserve 20 - life right now.

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    #908

    Schmooooooon!
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAABCBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    Corpuscle?

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    #909

    Corpuscle?
    what type of corpuscle?
    A blood one or a pacinian?
    How the hell do i know that????
    *sheer panic*
    OOHHH GOD! THE INSECURITY!
    i need some pie....pie will help.

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    #910

    Yey!
    I found pie!
    Look everybody! PIE!
    
    http://www.madebymona.com/Recipe%20Images/apple_pie_whole.JPG

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    #911

    Best. Pie. Ever.

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    #912

    Damn right Cap'n!
    It is a great pie!

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    #913

    Schmook-Lorragar-Phoolbak!

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    #914

    PIE!

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    #915

    Pie pie pie pie pie!
    Piepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepie!

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    #916

    Long live randomness!

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    #917

    I believe anyone who would have attempted to read through all 62 pages of this thread, would have had their eyeballs pop out of their sockets, grow arms and legs, and stab their former houses with knives made out of three month old chess pieces.
    
    Say... that gives me an idea for an item :) *Goes to write*

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    #918

    Hell, but that never stopped anyone! :)

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    #919

    I have discovered the joys of Rammstein!
    What an awesome band!

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    #920

    Yep they sure are cap'n. :D

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