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#961To the ordered mind, what is more pleasing, the study of turgidity or nascence? Furthermore, if you try to scoop the moon from the water, what will you find? Finally, what are the three essences which must be preserved to achieve immortality? -
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#962Nascence, of course; remember that if you scoop the water, you yourself become the water and reflect the moon; and the three essences are the ba, immaterial principle able to revive the cadaver, the akh, the effective personality that the king only possesses in life and whose function is the one of to illuminate and to glorify the deceased, and finally and mainly the ka, the force of life that assures the man at the same time the physical tonality and their spiritual existence of person. -
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#963No, I'm serious, do you all know what? because sure don't. -
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#964I got my "Ministry of Silly Walks" shirt today. Woohoo! -
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#965Link!
We want to Woohoo too. -
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#966Here is where you can order your own Ministry of Silly Walks t-shirt!
MINISTRY OF SILLY WALKS!
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#967w00t! I want one! :D
Aaah, monty python, is there anything they CANT do? -
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#968I found a site called Ardalambion (That's "Arda Languages" for the non-Elvish speaker), which has articles about all the languages of Tolkien's Middle-Earth. They even have a downloadable language course so that you can learn Quenya, one of the two fleshed-out Elvish tongues. By the way, I am taking the Quenya course, just 'cuz it's cool. -
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#969I finished reading the Silmarillion today. Boy, was that a read.
I think the best (but most tragic) part was the tale of Turin Turambar. -
I think a return to madness is in order...
#970I FEEL THE POWER OF THE COTTON CANDY! -
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#971and vanilla coke :!: -
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#972ARE YOU READY TO....
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And now, "Speaking In Tongues" by the Eagles of De
#973"I said Ho!
I got this feeling an' it's deep in my bo-day!
It gives me wiggles and it makes my rump shake, I said Ho!
If I should touch you might be E-lec-tro-cu-ted! Wo!
Deep in your body you will get your first taste, Oh!
(Guitar solo)
And Oh Lord!
If I should touch y-you won't know what has happened!
You'll speak in tongues and you will feel your heart race! Oh Lord!
You start to dance like it's all you've got to live for! Oh Lord!
You'll speak in tongues now let me demonstrate, baby Oh!
Muh-muh-muh-muh-oooh-da-galing-ling-ling-ling-da-da-muh-muh-moo-woo-woo-moo-doo-doo-doo-duh-ling-ga-ga-ga-ga-ding-da-daling-ling-lesvousez-lesvousez-le-vous-wah!!!
(Guitar solo)
I got this feeling an' it's deep in my bo-day! Oh!
It gives me wiggles and it makes my rump shake, I said Whoa!
If I should touch you might be E-lec-tro-cu-ted, Oh!
Deep in your body you will get your first taste, OW! -
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I HAVE BEATEN MORROWIND!
#975It's a great day... It's such a good day... I'm so happy!
I FINALLY BEAT MORROWIND!
Yes, this is a day to remember. And yet, it is a melancholy day, as well. For it has been a long journey to this. *wipes away a tear*
I don't think I shall ever forget this... -
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#976Yeah.....but now what are you going to do?
;) -
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#977:neutral:....
I don't know.
:) -
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#978Ooooooh i know, Kill everyone Else! -
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#979Yes! I shall kill everyone in Morrowind! -
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#980Wow, I'd forgotten how much I missed this insane rambling.
T'is good to be back!
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#981Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! Death shall come to all whom appose you!! -
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#982MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!
DIE, FINE-MOUTH, DIE! TAKE THIS, GELLION! FEEL MY STEEL, TAURYON! -
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#983I'll be gone for a few days, guys, so see you next Tuesday. -
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#984Where am I? -
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#985Ive been playing final fantasy 11 a lot lately, that game is really addicting, some of you should join me in Ramuh. Anyway, not to what i really have to say . Miroku could kill any of you in an instant. INUYASHA IS THE ... best? -
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#986Hey strolen, im now going to refer to you as Balmung of the Azure Sky, because you remind me of him in a way. -
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#987Huh? -
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#988What? havent you ever heard of the decendants of Fianna? -
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#989*breathes fire* -
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#990Wife: Honey, the fish is on fire.
Scras: What?
Wife: The fish is on fire.
Scras: Whoa! the fish is on Fire!
Wife: I told you. -
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#991WHY?!
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!!!
*Falls to his knees and shakes his fists at the Gods* -
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#992"For in the end we will conserve only what we love. We will love only what we understand. We wlll understand only what we are taught." - B. Dioum -
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#993so does that mean that, if you do not learn anything, then you will not understand anything, so if you understand everything does that mean that you have learnt everything, or if you learn everything does that mean you will understand everything, ahhhhhhhh figure that one out mister smarty pants :D -
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#994so does that mean that, if you do not learn anything, then you will not understand anything,
Well, it is impossible to not learn anything. If a man is locked in a dark room with no objects for three weeks. Then he has learned what it is like too be locked in a dark room in three weeks.
And no one has too teach you anything, you may learn things for yourself.
so if you understand everything does that mean that you have learnt everything
No.
It is a quote, a poem of sorts. I do not see the point of trying too make it seem rational. It is not made too be rational.
And lastly, why do you call me mr.smarty pants?
Have I ever stated that my trousers have high IQ?
I am not quite sure if i grasp your intentions Callista Miala moonshade.
And I am certain that I would not want too either. -
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#995Why do you call yourself Moonshade? Do you like to run around after dark? Or do you want another serving of gravy and mashed potatoes? -
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#996I stand and wait in dark alleys awaiting my victims,to feast on there flesh, and it is only from the moonshade that i may hide my face, but another serving of gravy and mashed potatoe would be nice, not that i like mashed potatoe but to throw at people when they pass me *grabs a handfull of mash potatoe and throws it at the wall* Splat :D and hey you can make anything rational if you really try hehe i am the rational queen, and who say's that is impossible to learn nothing, what if you don't want to learn anything then you will prevent yourself from learning am i not right? so it is not impossible, everything is possible if you just put your mind to it. No i do admitt you have never said that your pants have a higher I.Q then yourself, it's just fact that...... actully never mind......... this isn't supposed to be taken into offence i am only talking of my misfourntunes of meeting boy's who have the I.Q of 2 in there head and the I.Q of 267 in there penis NOT that i am saying that you are one of them because i am not, because i don't know you, you may just be one of them people but i won't judge by what i know of you so far :lol: -
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#997this isn't supposed to be taken into offence i am only talking of my misfourntunes of meeting boy's who have the I.Q of 2 in there head and the I.Q of 267 in there penis
Oh me, oh my =/
Well, I doubt you will find too many of those people around here :D. Im sure your associates, Danu and Maeve had tried on many an occasion to outwit me. I think I can safely assume my I.Q is at LEAST 4! Thats twice as good as your expectations! Hooray!
Now if you will kindly excuse me, I believe I see a splotch of Potato on the wall. You'd be surprised how badly they treat me around here! Free food, is free food! -
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#998We worry about the terrible accidents we're powerless to prevent, and we fear anonymous killers who choose victims at random. We cannot protect ourselves from the venomous animals who slither undetected into the places where we work, play, and shop, nor can we stop the onslaught of insects who invade our homes and our bodies. We're repulsed by the contaminants that may lurk in our food. We're afraid of foreigners and foreign places. We fear for our childrens' safety in a world full of drugs, kidnappers, and poisons. We never know what gruesome discovery may be waiting around the next corner. And even if we somehow escape all of these horrors, our own vanities may do us in. -
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#999Sculpts the mashed potatoes into the shape of a large penguin, or perhaps a bowling pin, it is hard to tell. Looks at the creation for a long moment, and then cuts the head off with a large knife.
"I hear you all talking, so many words, but no one, none of you realizes," looks down at the now beheaded penguin/bowling pin.
"This means something..." -
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#1000Hmmm, Good point scras.
Good point indeed....