The Call of Captain-thulhu

1. The Call of Captain-thulhu

   #921

   Don't you patronize me!

2. The Call of Captain-thulhu

   #922

   Captain allways the jitter one arn't you heh.

3. The Call of Captain-thulhu

   #923

   Gmauh shnorf...

4. The Call of Captain-thulhu

   #924

   What draws me back to this thread all the time????

5. The Call of Captain-thulhu

   #925

   *Flicks the 'strolen-magnet' to the 'off' position.*
   
   Hmm, Couldn't tell ya, oh benevolant leader...

6. The Call of Captain-thulhu

   #926

   KLORGTHRAX!

7. The Call of Captain-thulhu

   #927

   i wernt patronizing u! :(
   i've got 3 of there albums... Herzeleid, Mutter and Live aus Berlin.
   i was agreeing NOT patronising.
   Me sad now :(

8. The Call of Captain-thulhu

   #928

   'Mutter' is best album of course! :)

9. The Call of Captain-thulhu

   #929

   YoU LiAr. EvErYbOdY KnOwS ThAt ThE UlTiMaTe PoWeR In ThIs UnIvErSe Is ThE LaMb Of SuPrEmE HaPiNeSs.

10. The Call of Captain-thulhu

    #930

    Well, obviously!
    Who doesn't know that the Lamb of Supreme Happiness is the ultimate power?
    Nobody, that's who!
    
    I only have "Live Aus Berlin". They didn't have any others at my local music store.

11. The Call of Captain-thulhu

    #931

    Shame that...i really recommend 'mutter' :)

12. The Call of Captain-thulhu

    #932

    Fools! cower before my tremendous power. For I am your GOD, I am your SAVIOR, I am your DIETY! and as your diety, i command you to make me a sandwitch

13. The Call of Captain-thulhu

    #933

    Not on your nelly mate! But your very welcome to have a pie :D

14. The Call of Captain-thulhu

    #934

    Oh geesh.

15. The Call of Captain-thulhu

    #935

    wow, Magus has some severe dillusions here doesn't he? ruling the world? that just sin't possible due to everyone hates eachother and no one person can claim more than even 2 conuntries, much less 7 continents!

16. The Call of Captain-thulhu

    #936

    Ah, but an ancient Sumerian prophecy, inscribed on a triangular tablet made from pure emerald, in an unfathomably ancient, pre-human tongue, says that I am to be the Chose One, who will rise to power over the Universe and rule forever until time collapses in upon itself and death dies.
    So HA! Beat that, suckah-duck!

17. The Call of Captain-thulhu

    #937

    I studied that tablet myself!
    
    On the back it had 'made in Tiawan' inscribed in small letters. =/

18. The Call of Captain-thulhu

    #938

    Did not, stupid-face!
    *Runs away and hides behind a skorblax*

19. The Call of Captain-thulhu

    #939

    Looks about as if lost. "RAHH!!!" Draws his sword and spins about and stupers down into a fighting stance. "Who stole my squirile pelt!!!"

20. The Call of Captain-thulhu

    #940

    Spools! Spools everywhere!

21. The Call of Captain-thulhu

    #941

    Whoa, feathers raven, how the hell do you know my name. anyway, what is up with all of you and pie. and i do indeed rule the world, the world just doesnt know it yet.

22. The Call of Captain-thulhu

    #942

    Nobody asked you!

23. The Call of Captain-thulhu

    #943

    hmmm, well, the tablet says you will rule, but not when. My guess is some time around the year 18976! And Magus, you may rule the world, but to the rest of us, that little imaginary place in your brain is just that, so we still do not fear you! I myself have several imaginary kingdoms I rule over!

24. The Call of Captain-thulhu

    #944

    Sniper also has several imaginary kingdoms that I rule over! He was generous enough to rent out a vacancy in his mind for me :D

25. The Call of Captain-thulhu

    #945

    Stabs a random pesant with a pelt. "Not my pelt." Grumbled the barbarian. "But it is now HAR HAR HAR!" Growls at anyone encroatching on his territory like a dog against the wall.

26. The Call of Captain-thulhu

    #946

    YAY FOR KILL!

27. The Call of Captain-thulhu

    #947

    rent out a vacancy? well, I suppose I must, there are just SOOOO many of them in my mind!

28. The Call of Captain-thulhu

    #948

    Untruull fasculli batts batts feng.

29. The Call of Captain-thulhu

    #949

    Eh? Whats that got to do with the virgin Mary? oh...the confusion!

30. The Call of Captain-thulhu

    #950

    WHY CANT YOU PEOPLE JUST STAY OUT OF MY MIND!!!!!!!!!!!

31. The Call of Captain-thulhu

    #951

    There are so many things I could say....

32. The Call of Captain-thulhu

    #952

    Same here!
    
    
    
    I could say Snorglvorps!
    or Fhishfhilleries!
    or even Mul-bur'inmallenfauls!
    
    But, I will only impart this one part of wisdom:
    
    BulBarimau.

33. The Call of Captain-thulhu

    #953

    Estin onbiel bielli bout!

34. The Call of Captain-thulhu

    #954

    The Letter from Mohaun Los
    
    This is a fantastic story, another great one from the amazing Clark Ashton Smith.
    
    YOU READ NOW!

35. The Call of Captain-thulhu

    #955

    So...
    
    I got the new Eberron Campaign Setting today.
    It's awesome! I love it.

36. The Call of Captain-thulhu

    #956

    Well you know what?

37. The Call of Captain-thulhu

    #957

    Why does your avatar have that look on his face?
    He looks very uncomfortable, like he's constipated.

38. The Call of Captain-thulhu

    #958

    Snap decision:
    
    Green Lantern or Thundercats?
    
    OR
    
    Space Ghost, Coast to Coast or Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law?

39. The Call of Captain-thulhu

    #959

    ThunderLantern.
    
    AND
    
    Space Coast, Attorney and Ghost.
    
    Hmm, A lantern that spits out thunder... *Ponders on ideas for an item*

40. The Call of Captain-thulhu

    #960

    No, I'm serious!

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