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#841You're only going straight, eh?
Well I am also going straight.
STRAIGHT INTO HELL!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
(Skips off, laughing maniacally) -
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#842your really sick, you know that. I HATE YOU dAMNIT -
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#843Go sacrafice a goat, Magus. -
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#844Poetry is overrated, it's just a bunch of random sentences that happen to rhyme. I say down with short sentences and the rise of the poles shall commence! (not Poles as in Polish people but poles as in telephone poles and the like!) -
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#845You know what, your the one that sacrifices goats. You shouldn't due that, people might think that you are an insane cultist, and hunt you down. Now while i may pray for that, other people still need you. So stop sacrificing goats. -
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#846Recently, Hugh Heffner was struck with a serious problem when a group of Monks invaded his PLayboy Mansion and set up a new stall selling flowers. He was able to oust the friars after a small affair and return to his normal life. Said one friar:
"Only Hugh can prevent florist friars!" -
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#847Dance!
Everybody dance! -
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#848Magus, wow, a violent one at best are we? You can come to my house (if you can find it) by I guarantee I will be the only one to do any cutting! -
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#849I said DANCE! -
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#850Everybody dance!! yay yippee yay! Life is good! yippee yay yippee! -
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#851FROM HELL'S HEART I STAB AT THEE, REPUBLICAN PARTY! -
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#852:| uh...sure...whatever you say... -
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#853Whatever the pie says is true.
.eurt si syas eip eht revetahW -
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#854YA HYA CHOUHADA! -
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#855Ya! what he said! -
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#856:lol: Captin I have not been offered a berverage yet How incredibly rude! :roll: -
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#857ADEL!
YOU'VE RETURNED! -
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#858And the people rejoiced, the crowds cheered, and the day has been declared a holiday. -
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#859Has Adel been on here before?
Since the Cap'n didn't offer you a drink *scowls at CaptainPenguin*, here is the tavern's finest. Enjoy. -
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#860*Summons a cask of grog which explodes overhead, raining down grog* -
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#861Grog here, grog there, grog raining everywhere! -
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#862I think it is fair to say that you are all insane. I mean comon, I think you have all lost sight of our mission. TO GO STREAKING THROUGH THE QUAD, AND INTO THE GYMNASIUM!!!!!!!!!! -
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#863NO no no no no no no no no.
That was YOUR mission. ;) -
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#864I thank you all for your welcome Aye cap'n how I've missed the grog! :wink:
:oops: strolen a holiday just for me! I am flattered! :D -
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#865TO GO STREAKING THROUGH THE QUAD, AND INTO THE GYMNASIUM!!!!!!!!!!
For some reason I can't comprehend, that movie has hit my all time favorites list. -
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#866That movie is awesome!! the best part is then one of them gets shot in the neck with a horse tranquilizer gun. hahaha. i'm still laughing at that part. although that has nothing to do with rpg... -
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#867What movie? -
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#868Old School. -
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#869Ah. I haven't seen the whole thing. Just the beginning. Funny up to the point I saw, though. -
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#870I never got to see it, but since I never did get to dance though...
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#871Wow, and here i thought that every man, woman, and child has seen that movie. Non-the-less Welcome back adel, i can't say i remeber you, but i can't say i remember me either... where am I? -
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#872You are in the castle of the evil cyborg, who will suck your brains for his evening protein shake right after these commercials!
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Ok, what was I talking about? Oh ya, brains and cyborgs! Good bye old chap, have fun in the land of the brainlessly brainless! -
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#873KLAZARG-THODABASH!!! -
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#874I love commerials, they help people like me with an attention span of only five minutes too.........
*stares at butterfly*
........where was I? Oh ya, commercials, they let me see an entire show without phasing out! -
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#875I sorry you don't remember me Sniperspy It has been a while since I could Play! I don't know there are some awful comersials out their, But what are you going to do!
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#876My "Dhampiri" thread has put my mind on the subject of Vampire: The Masquerade.
And I feel guilty.
Did you know that they stop producing that good old Vampire game in just 6 days?!
And I don't have any of the books!
I gotta go get some of those books! -
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#877What the hell are you talking about. Your idea is just a combination of (The following message edited by Captain Penguin) my orange loafers and flying stew pots. Where did my teeth go? What have you done with my face?!(The preceding message edited by Captain Penguin)
Magus:
What is stopping you from learning? Don't insult people's ideas like that, or this is what happens to you. Next time, and, knowing you, there will be a next time, I won't be so hilarious in my punishment. -Captain Penguin -
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#878huh? -
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#879wots with the whole WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE thing? theres a weeeeeee song sang by a squirle.
www.funnyjunk.com
Funny enough the song is actually called WEEEEEEEE!
*laughs a bit*
hmmm....the ironey! -
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#880ironing? where? *looks around with a crazed look in his eye, and see's a large kettle that looks similar to an iron* "There it is!" *Swings a huge rock at the kettle and smashes it into a fine powder, then walks away humming "They're coming to take me away HAHA!"*