The Call of Captain-thulhu

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   #721

   Or, you try it Bond villain style, and fly overhead in a plane, pouring out poisonous gasses.

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   #722

   Yeah. That was a bit of cheese. I like the way they all instantly fell down; the realism was astonishing.

3. The Call of Captain-thulhu

   #723

   Indeed!

4. The Call of Captain-thulhu

   #724

   FROM HELL'S HEART I STAB AT THEE, EBAY!
   
   Once again, I have been foiled on EBay! But Daggerfall WILL be mine!

5. The Call of Captain-thulhu

   #725

   FROM HELL'S HEART I STAB AT THEE, EBAY!
   
   Once again, I have been foiled on EBay! But Daggerfall WILL be mine!

6. The Call of Captain-thulhu

   #726

   DOUBLE POST!!

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   #727

   Allright, folks. I've formulated a plan. I sold my dog's soul to the Old One Hastur in return for some a scroll of ancient dark magic that predates humanity's birth which will allow me to buy anything of EBay! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Of course, the spell does call for a the severed hand of a Deep One, a piece of metal from the center of the earth, and a Microsoft computer that works like it should, all of which are extremely rare...

8. The Call of Captain-thulhu

   #728

   I must agree. All those things are very rare. But your poor dog. How could you do such a thing?

9. The Call of Captain-thulhu

   #729

   Thats gonna be tricky to get captain. The severed hand of the deep one and the piece of metal from the center of the Earth might be possible, but the working microsoft computer? You may as well buy e-bay itself.

10. The Call of Captain-thulhu

    #730

    Oh, don't worry about the dog. The Faceless Yellow King, Hastur, will only make him into a hideous yellow demon-wolf.

11. The Call of Captain-thulhu

    #731

    Just visiting the most hugeous post on the site. WOW.

12. The Call of Captain-thulhu

    #732

    What happened to Umbra? is he still mad at you Cap'n?

13. The Call of Captain-thulhu

    #733

    Was he mad at me? I think he's on a trip or something.

14. The Call of Captain-thulhu

    #734

    Why, what ever could you have done?

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    #735

    No there was a slight arguement in the freeform roleplaying 'the Hunt' & I was wondering if he left because of that. like I said before, I'm paranoid.

16. The Call of Captain-thulhu

    #736

    I think that something as trivial as that wouldn't spoil it. Besides, I've been friends with him for years.

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    #737

    Perhaps he is taking a break from the real world (the Citadel), and role playing his life. We all have to at some moment.

18. The Call of Captain-thulhu

    #738

    Why?
    
    Do the Happy Penguin Dance!
    :hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper:

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    #739

    :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper:
    
    HAPPY PENGUIN DANCE!

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    #740

    Oh... we've moved. Hmmm. I seem to have misplaced my purple sock.

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    #741

    Remember a while back, when I said that mainland China was hell? I take it back.
    
    CAMBODIA IS HELL.

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    #742

    And where does you information spawn from captain?

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    #743

    Mostly Anthony Bourdain and my brother's trip there.

24. The Call of Captain-thulhu

    #744

    ok, that works!

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    #745

    14th day of the Descending Water, Realm Year 756.
    
    That's my birthday by the Exalted calendar.

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    #746

    Oh.... cool.
    
    ...
    ......
    .........
    
    Okay. So out of curiosity, what's your birthday according to the American calendars?

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    #747

    Well, the Americans are so screwed up that my birthday would probably rest somewher between February 31st and March 0th, if you went by their TRUE calander!

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    #748

    If you have a problem with profanity, skip this over, folks.
    
    INITIATING RAGE CANNON...PREPARING ASSAULT ON S**THEADS...READY...AIM...FIRE!
    
    To the ad executives: You can take your X-TREME marketing and SHOVE IT!
    
    To reality TV and all of it's contestants: Go F*CK YOURSELVES!
    
    To the Bush Administration: Thanks for all the almost useless carnage, a**holes.
    
    To Republicans: Can I borrow a hundred-thousand dollars or two, you rich bastards?
    
    To Democrats: You are now officially authorized to BLOW ME, you whiny, spineless dumbs**ts.
    
    To PETA recruiters and vegetarians: I want to see you eat a big, fat-a** steak. Then we'll talk.
    
    ....RAGE CANNON COOLING...RETURNING TO NORMAL RAGE LEVELS.

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    #749

    My birthday on Gregorian calendars is 1 March, 1980.

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    #750

    Whats the difference between a Democrat and a Republican?
    
    
    Democrat's Suck!
    
    Republican's Blow!

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    #751

    *steps out of the closet*
    
    I wonder what provoked the Captain's rage... ah well, as long as he's back to some semblance of normal.
    
    If Democrats suck and Republicans blow, then what about liberals? *ahem* I am democrat by the way, and I don't suck. *sticks out her tongue*

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    #752

    Its a general statement. Not all democrats suck!

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    #753

    I generally tend shift toward the Left Wing (i.e., Democrats, Liberals, Green Party) but since all of politics generally sucks a gorilla's ass right now, I decided that I'd tell Democrats what's wrong with them, too.

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    #754

    No sense cleaning one side of a plate, and leaving the other side dirty, after all.

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    #755

    My view of politics is they are stupid and I stay out of them as much as possible. I keep up with politics just enough to keep them from sneaking up behind me and biting me in the a$$. Other than that I stay away.

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    #756

    I wonder if the you realize that the democrats are just as filthy rich; raised in the same private school system; attend the same ritzy universities. Big businesses donate to both parties on an equal basis. They both also support their "pork programs" to pay back their constituents.
    
    The biggest differences between republicans and democrates is as follows:
    
    democrates (liberals)- believe the government should control all aspects of our lives; including our money (socialism- Soviet Union). They tell us how to live, where to go to school; what kind of guns to have, when we have too many guns; where we can smoke; what we can eat, and now they want to sue businesses for not selling the proper foods. And that people should stay in the same useless school system that they have been fixing for the past 50 years when they were the majority of senate. Believe taking money from the rich will pay for economic problems (when taxes are raised, so are the prices of goods).
    
    They mindlessly support the right to abortion (murdering fetus' and fullterm babies); support teachers union that are undereducating the major cities; the united auto workers union that only gave concessions when jobs headed across the border, and lawyers that are suing companies because they fall off ladders; get burned with hot coffee; get fat from bad eating habits.
    
    republicans(conservatives)- believe that people should live their lives without infringing upon others rights; including how they spend their money (classic Capitalism). Taxes should be for the necessities of government: military, infrastructure, and limited civil services. People should get off welfare and back in the work force. They believe people do have the right to choose a school- competition breeds quality. Believe that tax cuts produce jobs (businesses will invest this to create new products).
    
    They mindlessly support right to life (believe all childeren have rights, and believe that a persons mistake should not mean a childs termination); support the NRA and believe that we should be armed and prepared against all forms of invasion (both foreign and domestic), and believe that all people should be treated as americans not people of color.
    
    
    both parties have led us into wars and numerous "secret missions".
    
    democrats- Seperated from union (igniting the Civil War), WWI, WWII (dropped nuclear bomb), Korea, Vietnam, Sarajevo
    republicans- Civil War, Panama, Persian Gulf, Iraq

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    #757

    That is most certainly biased towards Republicans.
    
    I'm officially ending this conversation. There's nothing in it but trouble.
    
    CONVERSATION ENDS.

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    #758

    So, never drink the pickle juice from the jar until all the pickles have been eaten. Thats a problem becasue it hurts to get hit in the eye with a pickle!

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    #759

    What?

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    #760

    The conversation ended so I started a new one! Always keep it lively when pickles are involved!

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