The Call of Captain-thulhu

1. The Call of Captain-thulhu

   #681

   I need to sign up for ebay. I have an old Elvis magazine that I should sell.

2. The Call of Captain-thulhu

   #682

   I said it before, but didn't explain what it meant and how he could use it.

3. The Call of Captain-thulhu

   #683

   Urbulaxle.

4. The Call of Captain-thulhu

   #684

   My point exactly captain!

5. The Call of Captain-thulhu

   #685

   I believe I missed the point completely! But that's nothing new. *wanders off to find some grog*

6. The Call of Captain-thulhu

   #686

   No need to look for grog when the captain is here!
   
   "Oy Captain, toss a mug o grog for our friend the siren will ya?"

7. The Call of Captain-thulhu

   #687

   Carson Daily is such a tool.

8. The Call of Captain-thulhu

   #688

   A tool used by evil Satanic, Bubblegum Pop worshippers to enslave the youth!

9. The Call of Captain-thulhu

   #689

   YAY! we are being enslaved!!!
   
   "Oh wait, thats a BAD thing."
   
   "Hmmm, this could be a long summer."

10. The Call of Captain-thulhu

    #690

    Geesh you all can talk!!!
    
    If you think I ever need to read anything in almost any of these threads, you better PM me with the thread and a page number or else I may never see it.
    
    Yikes!!!!
    
    Dems a lot of pages you got there Cap'n.

11. The Call of Captain-thulhu

    #691

    Sure can.

12. The Call of Captain-thulhu

    #692

    did you see my typo blunder about cloathes strolen?

13. The Call of Captain-thulhu

    #693

    Mwahahaha!!!
    
    Best Post mess up: Snipe and the clothes!!!
    
    Hm I should add that to the thread along with a few other things....

14. The Call of Captain-thulhu

    #694

    Let's not imagine the clothes incident, again.

15. The Call of Captain-thulhu

    #695

    Too late, it's been brought up. "Hey, I can laugh at myself! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!...OOPS wrong laugh!"

16. The Call of Captain-thulhu

    #696

    ZARGOSH-BLURGO! SMAGGARADIR!

17. The Call of Captain-thulhu

    #697

    CESS AYEM PAYEM

18. The Call of Captain-thulhu

    #698

    This has got to be, swear to Bahamut, or Erebus, or Aether, or Thanatos, or Hypnos...Or some other cool god! The longest one here! It's neat, though.

19. The Call of Captain-thulhu

    #699

    Yep. It's the longest. I went away for three days and I came back and it had ten new pages.

20. The People...

    #700

    They all love you, Penguin. They wish you would have their babies, (Or eggs, whichever.) You must realize...
    
    The men all envy you...
    
    The women all flock to you...
    
    Your presence nears the utter majestic aurum of that of Strolen's...
    
    They would give you the oscar if you were ever in a movie...

21. The Call of Captain-thulhu

    #701

    But instead they just throw him on the streets with a small wooden coin!

22. The Call of Captain-thulhu

    #702

    Indeed!

23. The Call of Captain-thulhu

    #703

    No! Then I rewrite history and make it so they still love me! BOOH-YAH!

24. The Call of Captain-thulhu

    #704

    Whatever works.

25. The Call of Captain-thulhu

    #705

    Did you know that every single piece American dollar bill in current circulation has trace amounts of cocaine on it? That must be why people like money so much...

26. The Call of Captain-thulhu

    #706

    Really? Now that I didn't know. My friend once told me that money can't buy happiness and I told her that poverty can't buy you nothing.

27. The Call of Captain-thulhu

    #707

    BLARGH i told yah that wheres my CREDIT....*Storms off mumbling somthing about cabbage stew*

28. The Call of Captain-thulhu

    #708

    Oh, yeah. Credit to Umbra for that one. He told me a while ago.

29. The Call of Captain-thulhu

    #709

    *gives credit to Umbra*

30. The Call of Captain-thulhu

    #710

    Did you know, that our paper money use to be valued with gold. They struck that down in the early twentieth century, and used silver to create value for our currency; that was changed in 1971(I believe). Now it is worth only what the stock market and Allen Greenspan decide it is worth.

31. The Call of Captain-thulhu

    #711

    Then why do we still have Fort Knox?

32. The Call of Captain-thulhu

    #712

    because fort knox has a lot of gold, which is valued higher tan money!

33. The Call of Captain-thulhu

    #713

    Yeah. They still have the treasure, matey. It's just that they no longer have to give it in return for our money.

34. The Call of Captain-thulhu

    #714

    they just hoard it and laugh in our faces!

35. The Call of Captain-thulhu

    #715

    How dare they!?

36. The Call of Captain-thulhu

    #716

    well, that is a lot of gold, they can do whatever they want!

37. The Call of Captain-thulhu

    #717

    same old story: rich verses the poor.

38. The Call of Captain-thulhu

    #718

    *Turns to his crew*
    "Hey, mates! We got new plunder, yarr!"

39. The Call of Captain-thulhu

    #719

    Can I help you get the gold from Fort Knox. I am convinced I can make it in to the gold. The problem of getting out is harder though, and I can't seem to figure out how to do it without getting shot!

40. The Call of Captain-thulhu

    #720

    Invisibility, to get in, and teleportation to get out.

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