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The Song of Strom

Started by strom Jun 15, 2003 195 posts Locked

  1. The Song of Strom

    #161
    If I was being stereotypical, so was Siren. You can never say ALL of anything or race is a certain way, because there are always exceptions. So I think for simplicity maybe we should cut eachother a little slack here!
  2. The Song of Strom

    #162
    CUT CUT CUT.
  3. The Song of Strom

    #163
    *Explodes into a pillar of green flames*

    WOOON!
  4. The Song of Strom

    #164
    Who wants Penguish lessons?

    Yxarrt: Lizard
    Chiremit: Sword
    Zaald: Fire
    Igometd: City
    Igometd-Asmik: Name of the capitol of Asmik, legendary Penguin homeland
    Feya: Fey (Faerie)
  5. The Song of Strom

    #165
    ok let me try now!!

    May a Yxarrt with a Zaald Chiremit destroy Igometd-Asmik!!!

    (not really but it sounds funny!)
  6. The Song of Strom

    #166
    NO!
    *Rushes to protect Asmik from a Godzilla beast with a flaming sword*
  7. The Song of Strom

    #167
    CaptainPenguin: "I will save yor city!"

    Mayor: "but there is a giant godzilla beast with a flaming sword coming."

    CaptainPenguin: "I know, it hardly seems fair!"
  8. The Song of Strom

    #168
    "Don't worry mayor, this is the job for the power puff girls."

    Possum, Stubbles, and Butter Dip streak into action.

    FWOOSH!!!!!!

    DUM . DUM . DUM DUM DUM DA DA.
  9. The Song of Strom

    #169
    The girls fly straight for the monster, intent to finish this battle before bedtime, and their wish is granted. Unfortunatly for them it was the monster that finished the battle.
  10. The Song of Strom

    #170
    And there was much rejoicing! YAY!
  11. The Song of Strom

    #171
    *stares blankly and then hides her power puff dolls*
  12. The Song of Strom

    #172
    Siren: "Did you see anything Sniperspy?"

    Sniperspy: "No mam, I did not see you playing with your power puff dolls again!"
  13. The Song of Strom

    #173
    BUUURRP!!

    After finishing his meal, Godzilla becomes tame and giggly. It's as if he has taken on the persona of his newly devoured lunch.

    He turns to the companions of the citadel and announces "Come everybody, let's limbo!"
  14. The Song of Strom

    #174
    Heheh... I was oh so much younger and a lot more flexible last time I did the limbo...
  15. The Song of Strom

    #175
    Slides on his belly under the limbo bar.

    "I WIN!"
    Pulls out a giant glowing sword.
    "Anybody want to challenge that? PowerPuff Godzilla, I'm looking your way!"
  16. The Song of Strom

    #176
    Plus, Siren is in no outfit to do the limbo.
  17. The Song of Strom

    #177
    Heheh. :oops: That too.
  18. The Song of Strom

    #178
    Actually, you are in no outfit to do most anything, including walking on public roads. You could get arrested for doing that with that outfit.
  19. The Song of Strom

    #179
    Actually, first, people would probably throw money at you. Then you'd get arrested.
  20. The Song of Strom

    #180
    Ya, but first, before anything else ever happened, she would be hit on by every guy in the street.
  21. The Song of Strom

    #181
    I dunno. The haircut and the fact that she doesn't have feathers or a beak doesn't do it for me.
  22. The Song of Strom

    #182
    Hey! Is this "Pick On Siren" day or something? The outfit is fine! *covers herself the cape*
  23. The Song of Strom

    #183
    I'm sorry! Have a boquet!
    *Fires boquets of roses out of a cannon at Siren*
  24. The Song of Strom

    #184
    *Reaches out and snatches flowers in mid-flight, then hands them to Siren*

    "here you are Siren, the outfit is fine, I'm sorry."
  25. The Song of Strom

    #185
    Ah thanks! Captain and Snipe. All is forgiven.
  26. The Song of Strom

    #186
    Good, now with that out of the way, can you tell me the best way stop a bad golfer from slicing the ball onto my head from three holes down?
  27. The Song of Strom

    #187
    Threatening bodily harm usually does it for me.
  28. The Song of Strom

    #188
    I'd say pie!

    By the way, has anybody noticed that Dimense has seemed a little bit...Hostile, lately?
  29. The Song of Strom

    #189
    wow, I wonder why that could be? I can't possibly have anything to do with our posts about him could it?

    (just for the slower of you out there I am being mighty sarcastic!)
  30. The Song of Strom

    #190
    What? What did we post about him?

    (Just for the slower of you out there, I'm not being sarcastic)
  31. The Song of Strom

    #191
    Nothing much, just that he was a power-hungry man obseesed with scheming his way to better stats.
  32. The Song of Strom

    #192
    Well I didn't say that.
  33. The Song of Strom

    #193
    Can't we all just get along?
  34. The Song of Strom

    #194
    Yeah?
    "Why can't we be friends?
    Why can't we be friends?"
  35. The Song of Strom

    #195
    say you, say me. say it together; naturally.

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