The Song of Strom

1. The Song of Strom

   #121

   mmmm.....

2. The Song of Strom

   #122

   NEED OREO-TUBE NOW!

3. The Song of Strom

   #123

   ...oreo-tube... i wouldn't... i shouldn't... oh why not?

4. The Song of Strom

   #124

   Maybe I'll have some now that I think about it!

5. The Song of Strom

   #125

   You know what sounds good right now? Some Marshmallow Creme. You can just eat it with a spoon. You can do that with Cool Whip, too.

6. The Song of Strom

   #126

   Cool whip is the best, never use whip cream when cool whip is around!

7. The Song of Strom

   #127

   I think Marshmallow Creme is even better than Cool Whip.

8. The Song of Strom

   #128

   Maybe, but marshmallow cream is too thick for some things!

9. The Song of Strom

   #129

   Bah!

10. The Song of Strom

    #130

    "......"

11. The Song of Strom

    #131

    ".......? .....!"

12. The Song of Strom

    #132

    cccoooollll wwwhhiiipppp......mmmmmmm.

13. The Song of Strom

    #133

    Mmmmm....Pistol Whip....

14. The Song of Strom

    #134

    Wahpah. The bartender knocks the cap'n in the head with a colt 45.

15. The Song of Strom

    #135

    *ducks as a bullet goes flying overhead*
    
    "Strom, you of all people should know you don't pistol whip someone with a loaded pistol."

16. The Song of Strom

    #136

    *the sound of glass shattering and a body hitting the floor is heard in the background*
    
    Hmm... hope the poor lad is okay.

17. The Song of Strom

    #137

    Nonsense, that was ironhead jake, guess how he got the name!

18. The Song of Strom

    #138

    No...I think it was Glass-Nose Phil.

19. The Song of Strom

    #139

    no, because there was no shatter as his head hit the dining table!

20. The Song of Strom

    #140

    Holy Flying Monkey Squadron, Batman!

21. The Song of Strom

    #141

    Holy rusted metal more likely!

22. The Song of Strom

    #142

    "Hm," Almatari walks up to ya at the bar, "You know you just re-killed Lukewarm-Luke? Even tho he was raised from the dead last week."

23. The Song of Strom

    #143

    The dynamic duo, chasing the Riddler, leap from the batmobile and into a building called big buns; it's the official strip club of Gotham.
    
    Midway through the crowd, they become entangled in a bachelor party. "Holy silicone valley, Batman."
    
    "Yes, Robin," He responded,"I know, but we must stay on top of the situation.

24. The Song of Strom

    #144

    Now whos being sexist???

25. The Song of Strom

    #145

    RICHARD LOCKE!

26. The Song of Strom

    #146

    Hmph. Men!

27. The Song of Strom

    #147

    Thank you, our endearing traits strike again!

28. The Song of Strom

    #148

    Heh-heh!

29. The Song of Strom

    #149

    Problem is, women strive to have us notice- and when we do- they cannot understand our response to their clothes, cosmetic masks, and beautifying surgery.
    
    By the way, nice picture Siren.

30. The Song of Strom

    #150

    well, we are kind of the same, with all our bodybuilding and stuff.

31. The Song of Strom

    #151

    Oh most definitely. In fact, I use to have about 4 feet of hair. I would go around whipping people in the face with it. It was a good ice breaker when meeting a woman. They liked my hair and I like to whip them with it.

32. The Song of Strom

    #152

    If I ever had 4 feet of hair it would not be my choice. Id cut it off with a rusty nail if I had to!

33. The Song of Strom

    #153

    Problem is, women strive to have us notice- and when we do- they cannot understand our response to their clothes, cosmetic masks, and beautifying surgery.
    
    By the way, nice picture Siren.

    
    
    Oh, care to explain men's repsonse to our clothes, cosmetic masks, and beautifying sugery? Men are jerks! Well, the good majority of them are. I've actually met decent guys. All of whom were married... *sighs*
    
    And thanks!

34. The Song of Strom

    #154

    well, our response is why women dress the way they do. They want us to act that way over them...I think.

35. The Song of Strom

    #155

    They do want us to react to them, it's just that the more provacative and revealing they are, the more outlandish and blunt most men become.
    
    I say cosmetic masks, merely because I prefer my wife to have very little, and none at all is fine by me; I like to see her, not the mask.
    
    As far as clothes; when a women dresses like trash they attract flies.
    
    And then the surgery thing. . . well. . . have you seen Melanie Griffith's face lately: collagen in the lips, and face lifts.
    
    It's just many women do outrageous things to attract men; tons of make-up, high skirts, and surgery has nothing to do with finding the right man.

36. The Song of Strom

    #156

    Okay, I get what you're saying now. I blame the trashy dressing on the media and music videos.
    
    And I don't care for that war paint myself. I did wear make-up once or twice, but it just felt so weird! Ugh... I don't get why women cake that stuff on their face either, but I am a bit of a tomboy so I guess that I wouldn't get that either.
    
    Ah yes. People are born looking one way, and that's to modern technology, they get the cosmetic surgery and look pretty horrible afterwards. But then again, when a person has something that needs fixing, then it came make them look so much beautiful.
    
    All in all, though, it seems so-to-speak (and I'm speaking from my observations), when a girl dresses very provocative, she gets lots of attention from the fellas. But the normal looking, conservative type girls (such as myself) get overlooked.
    
    So, I conclude the male species lack common sense. Well, most anyway.

37. The Song of Strom

    #157

    Oh, far be it from men to follow our own human urges!. You can't blame men for what their attracted to! They want what they want! Yes, I'm aware that I sound really shallow and I probably am.

38. The Song of Strom

    #158

    well, siren you didn't point out that women are the exact same towards men, they just look at different features.
    
    Where men want a thin, sexy body, women want a larger muscular body in a man. They want him to look good just as we men want our women to look good.
    
    As for the normal-looking girls getting overlooked, thats bull. If some guy can't get passed looks into features that matter a lot more (such as a fully functioning brain) then he probably will be very unhappy in years to come. The girls that look "hot" (to use my towns slang) may get the first glances, but especially as time goes by, the average ones get just as much attention, if not even more!

39. The Song of Strom

    #159

    Naw, now we're getting a bit stereotypical. Not all girls look for strong, muscular men. And all the guys I know like big girls. But hey... men and women are from two different universes.

40. The Song of Strom

    #160

    Yeah, he was being somewhat stereotypical, but he has a point. Eventually, it all evens itself out. In MOST cases, that is...

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