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Scrasamax
Blood Necklace of the Gore-Queen By: Scrasamax

The Gore-Queens of Necrohol of Vaecaem are known for their sense of style, heavy use of magic, and monstrous interests

by Scrasamax
85xp
1 reply
172 views
Scrasamax
Rod of the Quockerwodger By: Scrasamax

A quockerwodger is a wooden toy pulled by a string, most famously, a duck. 

by Scrasamax
56xp
3 replies
286 views
Scrasamax
ATLAS Computer By: Scrasamax

The ATLAS computer is the product of Atomic Technology Laboratories Analytic Systems, aka ATLAS. This system was considered highly flawed and now obsolete

by Scrasamax
11xp
1 reply
515 views
Scrasamax
The Golodh Skull By: Scrasamax

The Skull of Golodh is the gold encrusted skull of the Dwarf Lord Golodh and it is cursed

by Scrasamax
30xp
3 replies
800 views
1 HoH
Scrasamax
Ring of Atma By: Scrasamax

An imbrian relic that blurs the line between magic, technology, and divinity

by Scrasamax
4xp
586 views
Scrasamax
Deifacted Glome By: Scrasamax

Most glomes are manufactured in highly restricted secret laboratories, but there are a few places where they can be found naturally occurring.

by Scrasamax
20xp
849 views
Scrasamax
Elixer By: Scrasamax

A highly classified substance, 'Elixer' is the end product of a government project to create injected parapsychic power

by Scrasamax
8xp
1 reply
1234 views
Cheka Man
7 More Cursed Gems By: Cheka Man

Not all fine gemstones are good to own. Here are seven doomed to bring their owners nothing but ill health, bad luck, misery and death.

by Cheka Man
10xp
2 replies
969 views
Scrasamax
Witch Engine By: Scrasamax

A 'trash golem' created by witches in the Kill All Witches setting

by Scrasamax
18xp
2 replies
817 views
WAR10CK
Rodric's Sword of Triggering By: WAR10CK

An ornate longsword that is easy to use but also reminds the wielder of its use.

by WAR10CK
37xp
3 replies
733 views
WAR10CK
The Whips of Torturous Retribution By: WAR10CK

Demon hide Whips that will punish the wielder for injustices.

by WAR10CK
9xp
2 replies
706 views
Scrasamax
Aurumic Staff By: Scrasamax

The story of the Aurumic Staff is a story of deceit, murder, assassination, coercion, genocide, and war.

by Scrasamax
27xp
5 replies
1251 views
1 HoH
wildcorn
Book Called Regret By: wildcorn

A sinister book that forces the reader to relive painful memories by presenting idealized versions of their outcomes.

by wildcorn
15xp
16 replies
16208 views
VWolfdog
Ring of Beast Shapes By: VWolfdog

Ever wanted to simply mess with your players? Here's an item that will have them looking every gift horse in the mouth from now on.

by VWolfdog
18xp
3 replies
1179 views
Dartanion08
Ring of Subtle Injury By: Dartanion08

A seemingly helpful ring with harmful effects. Not the best of party favors.

by Dartanion08
26xp
14 replies
1620 views
Scrasamax
The Cursed Cup of Immortality By: Scrasamax

There are two stories to the Cursed Cup of Immortality, the one that was fabricated and sold to adventurers upon return, and the real story.

by Scrasamax
16xp
3 replies
1544 views
Scrasamax
Skeleton Bow By: Scrasamax

An unstrung and useless piece of cold wood, unless you happen to be dead.

by Scrasamax
33xp
6 replies
1768 views
Scrasamax
The Five Crowns By: Scrasamax

Five crowns were created to bind together five regions into a single powerful kingdom, while a sixth crown was created to control the five.

Pity that someone went and destroyed the Crown of Crowns

by Scrasamax
4xp
1 reply
1608 views
crucifiction
Drofor's Grotesquery By: crucifiction

This old artwork is kept rolled up and hidden, as are its brothers and sisters. Why?

by crucifiction
31xp
8 replies
1775 views
Scrasamax
The Totem of Nahual By: Scrasamax

The Totem of Nehual is something of a Maltese Falcon. Many have spent long periods of their life searching for it, spending vast sums of money, and in the end never finding it, or only finding it long enough to lose it.

by Scrasamax
9xp
2 replies
1168 views
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