Not only an interesting species of fungi, but a fashion statement as well!
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Thank you! (I am that random guest) Well, i was googling for inspiration, thinking something along the same lines this morning, but this is a lot better than what I had in mind. Whisker-Fungi!
I guess my first question is, can these fungi pass for an actual mustache upon close inspection?
I am picturing a gnomish stache-farm, where the wee whiskered ones, breed, raise, and sell the fungi.
I'll take 2 handle-bar ticklers and a doom-stache please (can also be used to drill into into someone's eyes.)
Good show, Agar! (cute name too, Nose Neighbor)
The Charlatan's Beard, certainly, and the Whiskers of Doom closely resemble a Fu Manchu, but the other ones are symbiotes and will be seen for what they are. Grey-green moustaches are uncommon, and other varieties may be any color.
Hopefully they don't make the host itch like jock itch does.
Hilarious man, and well done