Shout box spawn
This ancient dwarf has a curious power, anything he consumes is completely destroyed. He has often been used to destroy cursed magic item and artifacts that have been shrunk small enough for him to swallow. He makes a grand living this way.
Caused by potion mixability from a cursed acid potion and a resurrection potion drank on a dare, one after the other.
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STAY ONE MILE AWAY WHEN HE USES THE OUTHOUSE!
STAY ONE MILE AWAY WHEN HE USES THE OUTHOUSE!
This self loathing dwarf goes beardless and tries to get other dwarves t…
This self loathing dwarf goes beardless and tries to get other dwarves to call him 'Elfy', also wears 12 inch boots
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