Strike up the band!
LADIES AND GENTLETHINGS! They're HEEEERE! You know them. You lust for them. They're going to ROCK. YOUR. PANTS-ANALOGUES. OFF. Let's hear it for the Tungsten Trousered Troubadours of Trilaxa!'
The most metal band in the history of space, the history of dwarves, the history of space dwarves, and for that matter, the history of any variety of short, hairy midgets anywhere, the Tungsten Trousered Troubadours can be described well by only a few words. Most of them eventually come back to ‘metal', as they cut a path through the crowds, sometimes literally, sometimes figuratively.
Created when Thorin Stardust, a struggling young guitarist, beat the crap out of some distracting mafia hit-men while practicing with his laser-guitar, the TTToT are exploring the delicate balance between the symphonies of music and the harmony of warfare. Or quite possibly smashing it over the head with a hammer. Or a guitar. It's kind of hard to tell. It doesn't really matter, though, as trench-side tickets to their shows are among the hottest commodities in known space, despite the 20+% death rate for battle-goers. It's just that awesome to watch them play and fight, activities which are synonymous for them. They're just that metal!