Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

1. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

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   HP: If you make the average Posts Per Day (1 per day), it stay at 100%. Go under that, it drops in percentage.
   
   MP: The number of days you've made the Posts Per Day threshhold. It goes up a point for each day you've been here.
   
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   Mostly, it's just for fun.
   
   ...I take it you're from the PADND forums? *smirks* I was from there, then got fed up with certain entities on it and moved here. At any rate, welcome.
   
   And he answered your question, Cap'n. He know Lewd and Lady Wolf. I just suspect he's not used to greeting masterful pirate penguins.

2. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

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   Well, PADND would be one of the many... That is where I know LWW and LB from, however, I noticed a few others that I have seen elsewhere too :wink:
   Thanks for the explanation...

3. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

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   "D'arr! Have yerself some grog! It'll put hair on yer....Eh....Wait, yer a pig.....Well then I guess you don't grow hair.....It'll make yeh pinker!"

4. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

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   Ah, on the contrary my flightless friend. Of course pigs have hair. We are mammals, are we not?

5. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

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   "Right! Yes!"

6. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

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   ((((((((hugs DD)))))))))))) How in the world did you find this place? Nevermind, nevermind......it's always wonderful to have friends around.

7. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

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   What do you mean how did I find this place? Was this your little no DD sanctuary? :lol:
   It is good to see you, Lady.

8. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

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   I showed Lady Wolf these forums in the first place, and asked her to keep them secret from PADND; the better to avoid the more ludicrous members of PADND, you see.

9. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

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   You mean like the exploding white dragon with armor that he insisted made him a lycanthrope?

10. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

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    :lol:
    
    Don't worry, I wont tell anyone your secret :wink:

11. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

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    That would be one, Ria.
    
    Another would be the Lord High Egotist who referred to himself as the Insultinator, who often latched onto a point and refused to let go no matter what valid points were made against his choice.

12. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

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    Ah. Those without brains and those without ears. I know people like that.

13. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

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    Lewd Beholder was the only one I brought over here....tis still a secret from the Planet people....not even the barbarian knows, for his tongue may slip and tell the Pixie.....no longer a Queen.

14. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

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    :shock: You didn't tell MH?

15. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

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    Well, keep in mind, that even if the evil Pixie finds out and comes here, she won't have any power. And we won't let her be such a witch.

16. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

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    She can make a nuisance of herself still, believe me. She seems to have a fondness for trying to seduce people... Even those such as myself, who have an infinite loyalty to their mate.

17. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

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    What if I trapped this pixie in a bottle, blocked with wax and a cork, and tossed it into the ocean to sink down to Ry'ulyeh so that Cthulhu could devour her?

18. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

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    What is it with you and Cthulhu all of the sudden?

19. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

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    I dunno. Just came to mind. And I had been reading my fascinating, fascinating conversation with sniperspy yesterday.

20. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

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    Fascinating? I suppose it may have been, yet you still should leave some time for outside influences.

21. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

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    Bind her, gag her and toss her into the elemental plane of water for all it matters. She'd probably just come back hopping mad and start destroying everything.

22. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

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    what if we toss her into the elemental plain of wind? With those big wings she'd never be able to steer properly.

23. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

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    Aha! I did spell Ry'lyeh wrong! I spelled it Ry'ulyeh, with a U, but it's really Ry'lyeh, with no U.

24. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

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    In order to make her sink, fill the bottle with Oxygenized water. You can breathe it. Then she will be alive long enough to watch her own demise slowly approach!

25. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

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    MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
    
    Diabolical!

26. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

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    I said it before in a different thread but I think it needs to be said again. I NEVER want to get on your(being anyone on this site) bad side.

27. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

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    who's bad side? Mine? CaptainPenguin?
    If its not me you will soon learn to fear me. I can be rather ruthless when necessity calls.

28. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

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    I think he means all of us.

29. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

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    Every single last one of you, and Manfred in particular.

30. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

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    Well, as long as you respect me, I can be quite civil.

31. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

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    Every single last one of you, and Manfred in particular.

    
    
    What? Why me? I am harmless... mostly... :twisted:

32. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

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    **Looks around nervously**
    
    I always get this feeling when someone is getting a craving for bacon... :shock:

33. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

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    Im not craving bacon now, just the eggs, but be careful, i never know when bacon might sound good!!

34. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

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    Sorry. My fault. :wink:

35. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

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    Tuesdays are the best days for ray guns.

36. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

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    no, its thursdays for ray guns. Tuesdays are best for phasers, and maybe a cyanide pill or two.

37. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

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    Nu-uh! Tuesdays for rayguns, Wednesdays for phasers!
    Sunday is for cyanide.
    
    You don't see the grand plan, sniperspy!
    THE GRAND PLAN!
    THE GRAND PLAN!

38. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

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    Aren't ray guns and phasers approximately the same thing?

39. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

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    Actuall there is a complex, but subtle difference between ray guns and phasers.
    
    Basically it boils down to 'ray guns' starts wtih a 'r' and 'phasers' starts with a 'f'. :shock: We could probable delve deeper into the science of it but it would be over my head.

40. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

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    Initiating SUBJECT PHASING!
    .........
    Everyone in the world is fighting about nothing.
    
    Examples:
    
    "Clean the windows, dammit!"
    "NO! Do the laundry!"
    
    "You killed my brother! Why did you do that?"
    "He called me fat."
    
    "Get off! This is my miserable scrap of worthless dirt surrounded by empty deserts!"

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