Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

1. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

   #41

   Those are actually, and scientifically if you want to believe me, called "Kitchen-sink fights"
   
   :shock:
   
   hehehe
   
   Sorry, my Sociology final is this week and I couldn't resist.

2. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

   #42

   kitchen sink fights. How they get that name, because you need a kitchen sink to through at them when you lose the pointless arguement?

3. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

   #43

   Mimimimimi! Lalalalala! DoReMiFaSoLaTiDo!

4. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

   #44

   :wink: didn't know penguins could sing! :lol:

5. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

   #45

   Captain Penguin looks like he is going for the post count record. :wink: :lol: 8) :shock: :?

6. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

   #46

   so thats what all his nonsense posts have been for! :?

7. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

   #47

   Captain Penguin looks like he is going for the post count record. :wink: :lol: 8) :shock: :?

   
   
   To be true, I have nothing to say on this matter, I just want one more post.

8. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

   #48

   D'arr! Not necessarily....
   :mrgreen:

9. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

   #49

   What about celery? Your words are slurred when you are heavy into the grog barrel...Is that your third one?

10. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

    #50

    Blargh..........znardox.
    Isplefreegz.
    Xytllenidrew.

11. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

    #51

    thats not slurred, thats a jumble off letters. Obviously, to slur your words, you hit the grog a bit too hard, lost conciousness, and slammed our face into the keyboard!

12. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

    #52

    I thwear, h'offisur, I'm not drunk, I'm juthsh feeling shthilly....

13. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

    #53

    :?: ... under the weather Capn' :?: :roll:

14. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

    #54

    H'no, h'I been shippin' grog.....Hoo, damn besht shtuff I h'ever tashted!

15. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

    #55

    better than deeper-n-ever turnip-n-tater-n-beetroot pie?
    *stares in openmouth shock at captain*
    That is absolutly abominable

16. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

    #56

    H'nyep!
    Th' grog ish sho muchsh bedder thana shtoopid vejtubul pie!
    Ish damn good!

17. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

    #57

    :roll: I and I do believe you have had enough young man! :wink:

18. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

    #58

    tsk, tsk. There is no need for name calling Captain. Is it not the wayfarer's choice to often have grog WITH deeper-n-ever turnip-n-tater-n-beetroot pie? I've always found it to be a most excellent combination.

19. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

    #59

    I don't like turnips. They make me sneeze.

20. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

    #60

    actually, the preferred beverage for deeper-n-ever turnip-n-tater-n-beetroot pie is usually damson wine, and maybe some strawbarry cordial for the youngins.

21. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

    #61

    It's the beet root that gets me ugh! I'll have a little of that Damson wine though! :wink:

22. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

    #62

    when mixed with the other ingrediants, and stewed in the juices for several hours, the beetroot is incredible. Also, the pie is so big, you can fall in it.
    (a popular pastime for young ones, as they can eat their way out)!!!

23. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

    #63

    :shock: I don't eat anything bigger than my head. :wink:

24. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

    #64

    I kinda outgrew the Redwall books.

25. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

    #65

    :shock: I don't eat anything bigger than my head. :wink:

    
    
    ... if I remember right, this was one of the Evil Overlord Tips: Do not consume an energy field bigger than your head. :D

26. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

    #66

    Actually, Redwall is still one of my favorite series, but I got the deeper-n-ever pie from something else, long before I even knew Brian Jacques existed.

27. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

    #67

    Eh....Well, I have found the books to be very predictable and uninteresting now that I am older. The only thing that interests me now is how he describes the food and feasts. I mean, he makes them sound so delicious.

28. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

    #68

    how old are you captain? Sure they are predictable, but his new ones arte really new, and its a classic tale. Plus, I just love the way he has every species with their respective dialects!!!

29. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

    #69

    How old?
    Somewhere between the negative existence and the oblivion of eternity.

30. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

    #70

    ummm, ok, but I was hoping more of a specific year!

31. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

    #71

    :lol: Don't you know the rules it is impolite to ask an old bird it's age! :wink:

32. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

    #72

    haha, very funny there! But this is a flightless bird, so its ok!

33. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

    #73

    :lol: Oh well in that case... Capn' how old are you? comn' don't be shy! :wink:

34. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

    #74

    please captain, Im serious. Im 16, but I still like Redwall!

35. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

    #75

    Eh...............
    Let me think about it....
    I've had some trouble lately.....
    2,456? No....
    14? Maybe.......
    29? Perhaps....
    I gotta think about that some more.

36. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

    #76

    :lol: Okay so your not good at math! :wink:

37. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

    #77

    See? Adel gets it! Why don't you?

38. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

    #78

    If I made a guess would ya tell me if i am right?

39. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

    #79

    Err.....Depends on what the guess was.

40. Duilwen Daruin, the Tyrannical Pig Dictator!

    #80

    :? Kay I am going to go with 19... no 20

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