Lewd Beholder's Luv-Shack!

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   #1

   Cowards, we elves are among the bravest, and fiercest warriors in the world. Now begone with ye before you grow an arrow in your back!

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   #2

   You tell him Sniperspy! How can he call your race cowards when he ... or she... is afraid to give a name? :roll:

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   #3

   Where are you, Lewd? Is it exams, like everyone else?
   You really should try Exalted. It's cool playing as a mortal god!

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   #4

   er...actually I forgot to log in.
   
   and I stand by my words.
   
   where were you at helms deep?, hmmm.

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   Nah, Elves aren't cowards, they're just snooty tree-huggers who think they're too good for us.
   Not that tree-hugging is a bad thing.
   I like to think of my self as a tree-hugger.

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   #6

   I disagree with you but to each their own!

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   #7

   helms deep you ask? I was there, I was an extra in the movie :D
   Also, as a "tree-hugger" as you have put it, we have not only gained long-lived friendships with the trees, we have gained an ally. It is hard to kill a tree after all.

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   Bah, in the original Lord of the Rings, there was not an elf to be found at helmsdeep.
   
   The movie is revisionist history to avoid elves looking like cowards.

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   #9

   no, the movie is the correct history. Your original one was told by an elf hater, therefore he left them out!

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    #10

    Elves. Bah.
    
    Elves are stringy, skinny, taste bitter from all that wine, think they're hot stuff, and serve chiefly to annoy the other races - incuding dragons. They don't even make a good snack.

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    #11

    Why would an elf annoy a dragon. Lone elves would hardly be a problem, and as a whole they fight only when needed. As to thinking they are hot stuff, they do this only asd a way to advertise their helping ways, so that more will know where help is givin.

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    You try passing through a forest and being mass-assaulted by little pointy-eared twerps with bows and see how much you like 'em. Attacked for being a dragon. Thank you, no. Elves are a nuisance.

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    #13

    elves would never attack a dragon unless it harassed them first. Whether by eating their numbers or guarding their treasure.

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    ...You must never have dealt with the elves I have, then. I was jumped by the pointy-eared twerps simply for being a dragon. I do have witnesses, if you want to hear them.
    
    High elves, mind you. It was a pack of those little glow-in-the-dark blone-hair-blue-eyes-pale-skin cryptic-speaking wannabe godlings that came after me - probably because the greedy little freaks wanted the mithril in my scales.

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    #15

    sounds more like dwarves dressed as elven "gods" to hide their identities.

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    #16

    Ah! You encountered the little-known, but sadly prevalent Munckin Elves. I hope you roasted 'em.

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    #17

    ...They weren't the only batch to ever attack me. I do hope these 'Munchkin Elves' aren't common. And yes, they died. Painfully. In large numbers.

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    #18

    sounds more like dwarves dressed as elven "gods" to hide their identities.

    
    
    I don't think that's even physically possible, but uhkay...
    
    and your saying that J.R.R. Tolkeen was an elf hater?
    
    This I must hear the explanation.

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    #19

    Tolkein was not the original, the elf haters are incredably old, and have influence. It was not Tolkeins fault.

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    #20

    So, your an earth loving midget then from some of the original tales of the elf? :D
    
    Or are you considering faerie = elf? Then your referring to a vindictive amoral being that made a deal with satan. :D

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    #21

    1st: Sorry about some previous posts of mine. If you read one of the threads youll see I hav a borderline split personality. My bad side was manifesting a while ago.
    
    2nd: faerie=elf? not possible. Elves are noble, and faries just want to have fun all day!

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    #22

    Sniperspy, I'm going to break from insanity and provide some sort of end to this argument before it becomes a fight:
    You are merely stating your opinion of elves, from your elven point of view, and they are merely stating theirs, from a non-elven, draconic, or human, or whatever point of view, not that those points of view are all the same.
    So stop arguing and just agree to disagree.
    What's that? Trying to contradict me? NO! NO!
    SHUT UP!
    SHUT UP! SHUT UP AND CEASE YOUR VOCALIZING, YOU BASTARDS!
    SHUT UP!

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    #23

    :o did capn' just make a point!!! :shock: No, really I just think he did!!! I am just kidding capn' :wink: In all seriousness though capn' does have a point... to each there own. leave it at that it is obvious at theis point that niether of you are going to change your mind so what is the point of even arguing? :wink:

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    #24

    ...Since when is there ever a point to arguing? I'll admit, my prejudice aganst elves is probably unfairly biased by the schmucks I dealt with. Of course, the same could probably be said of my hatred of the French.
    
    And for the record, to lay it plain and clear for all:
    
    I am not roleplaying, when I say I am/was a dragon.
    I quite honestly believe that in several past lifetimes, I was one. Not a 'classic' one by a long shot, but still in the ballpark as it were.
    I base this on a mass of memories which I freely admit may be delusional, although it seems to me that I have no reason for such delusions - particularly that many of them over that kind of timespan.
    Moreover, I've two others I know from prior lifetimes who corroborate my story.
    
    That's what I base my dislike of elves on. And my hatred of the French. And the rest of my life.

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    #25

    You hate the French?
    Why hate the French? They never did anything to you.
    At least, I don't think they did anything to you. I really don't know, though.
    Perhaps Frenchman abducted you as a child and carried you off in a neon-pink minivan to watch ballet.

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    #26

    They've been directly responsible for getting me killed four times, and indirectly about fifteen other times.
    And they're rude, noisy, the Parisians seem to think themselves God's Gift To The World, and I don't drink wine, so even that good point has no value.

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    #27

    yes, well actually the only one I believe I was in a past life was a knight in the midle ages. And yes, you must be a little biased towards the wrong elves, but I am also biased against dragons, having met only a few, and they being a very nasty sort.

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    #28

    ...One supposes we can agree to disagree on this, then.

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    #29

    Then can you just do it and get it the hell over with?

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    #30

    :lol: Wow I wish I could say things with such poise and grace! :wink:

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    #31

    very well, I agree to disagree!!

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    #32

    :D Good... but were does the topic go now?

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    #33

    Purple Monkey Dishwasher

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    #34

    Trust the good captain to provide something strange for us...

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    #35

    Sasha. (Points to the floor)
    Japan 4. Japan 4.
    Sasha.
    I have the package.
    The crow calls twice at midnight.
    Do you have the dossier?
    The circus elephant has lost it's way.
    Sasha.
    Japan 4.
    Sasha.
    I have the package.
    Do you have the dossier?

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    #36

    monkeys dont use dishes, so what use do they have for a dishawasher, especially a purple one. Thats horrible for camoflauge.

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    #37

    The crow calls twice at midnight.
    Do you have the dossier?

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    #38

    this is at least the 4th thread youve said that in. Stop repeting at least.

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    #39

    Bah!

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    #40

    ...Humbug!

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